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(2009) The Queen meets Lady Gaga

Funny story: (2009) The Queen meets Lady Gaga

The Royal Variety Performance in Blackpool hosted a galaxy of stars from Michael Bubble to Michael Macintyre, but there were more than just people called Michael there. The big attraction of the show was Lady Gaga, the is she isn't he current pop...

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(2009) Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

Funny story: (2009) Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

Screen legends and one-time Hollywood goddesses Elizabeth Taylor, 77, and Sophia Loren, 75, have come forward today claiming they too have also enjoyed steamy flings with Tiger Woods, 33. This breaking news follows sensational and explosive revela...

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(2010) H&R Block Shocks No One By Announcing 2Q Losses Of $107 Million.

Funny story: (2010) H&R Block Shocks No One By Announcing 2Q Losses Of $107 Million.

H&R Block, Inc. (NYSE: SH-T) today shocked absolutely no one when it reported a net operating loss from continuing operations for the fiscal second quarter ended Oct. 31, 2010, of $106.8 million, or $0.35 per share compared to a loss of $126.5 mi...

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(2010) PETA To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!

Funny story: (2010) PETA To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!

Leading anti-cruelty organization PETA is demanding that SeaWorld stop masturbating Tilikum the killer whale, alleging that it is an abusive way to treat him, because "he is your chief sperm bank." In response, Tilikum has demanded that they conti...

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(2008) 'Sell-Out' Russell Brand Dedicates Award To His Blobby Rich Friend Ross!

Funny story: (2008) 'Sell-Out' Russell Brand Dedicates Award To His Blobby Rich Friend Ross!

Dirty-Sex man and slimy foul-mouthed coward Russell Brand; ran off like a baby girl, to America, after swearing at a lovely pensioner. He now has breezed back to the UK, without a care in the world to pick up some award and probably some penicillin.

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(2005) A New Year Love Letter to Prince Charles

Funny story: (2005) A New Year Love Letter to Prince Charles

The lifelong imaginary romance with the to be good King Charles has ended the 46 year old allegedly female, authentic daughter of President John F. Kennedy/John Astor announced today.

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(2010) Condom WikiLeaks: Julian Assange Arrested For Unprotected Sex

Funny story: (2010) Condom WikiLeaks: Julian Assange Arrested For Unprotected Sex

Julian Assange, the beleaguered editor of WikiLeaks, was arrested in London, not for leaking news, but for leaking vital bodily fluids. Two young Swedish women of impeccable character, claim that Julian had sexual relations with them on their fi...

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(2006) Laura's red dress howler

Funny story: (2006) Laura's red dress howler

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Laura Bush's embarrassment was excruciating last night as she and President Bush hosted a gala dinner at the White House where nearly all the invited guests turned up in exactly the same hideous, ruinously expensive de...

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(2006) Transcript of latest Lindsay Lohan rant

Funny story: (2006) Transcript of latest Lindsay Lohan rant

Lindsey Lohan has recently been critisized for the letters she's been sending. She wrote condolences to Robert Altmans famly and they were amazed by the rambling they read, here's her latest attempt at written communication:...

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(2004) Texas Geneticist Develops Miniature Cows

Funny story: (2004) Texas Geneticist Develops Miniature Cows

BEAUMONT, Texas - Research published in this month's Journal of Agricultural Bioengineering suggests that some day tiny beef cattle may roam the ranches of Texas.

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(2005) Osama Bin Laden Karaokes "Stop in the Name of Love", sends tape to Al Jazeera

Funny story: (2005) Osama Bin Laden Karaokes "Stop in the Name of Love", sends tape to Al Jazeera

State Department officials are scrutinizing a music video reportedly recorded by Bin Laden that, as one official put it, "Could pose a grave and immediate threat to the United States and it's allies". Bin Laden, finding it increasingly...

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(2010) Woody and Jessie caught 'in flagrante' by Buzz Lightyear

Funny story: (2010) Woody and Jessie caught 'in flagrante' by Buzz Lightyear

Popular toy from the hit Disney Pixar films, Toy Story 1, 2 and 3, Woody The Cowboy, has been living up to his name. Long time friend of Woody, Buzz Lightyear, has been seeing cowgirl Jessie for two films now, wooing her with his Latin dancing and...

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(2017) Hillary Exposed Again Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Funny story: (2017) Hillary Exposed Again Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Seattle, Washington - As I reported last year, during the Christmas holidays and after the presidential election, Hilary Clinton was caught masquerading as Santa in an iconic downtown New York City department store and arrested. Store management got...

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(2010) Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert Hire Hell's Angeles For Spring Concert

Funny story: (2010) Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert Hire Hell's Angeles For Spring Concert

Justin Bieber, probably the hottest young singer in the world at the present, will be performing at the Rose Bowl Stadium in April with his special guest, Adam Lambert. Just to make things interesting, the two have hired the Hell's Angels to help...

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(2010) Woody the Toy Story cowboy to star in Brokeback Mountain 2

Funny story: (2010) Woody the Toy Story cowboy to star in Brokeback Mountain 2

Woody the Cowboy from Disney Pixar's Toy Story movies has been lured away to Universal by the promise of some big movie deals. So far the only one confirmed is Brokeback Mountain 2, where Woody will star alongside GI Joe. The story is much the sa...

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(2006) Bush Gives White House To Al Gore

Funny story: (2006) Bush Gives White House To Al Gore

Wall Street Kernel - With the recent release of the devastating Baker Iraq Study Group Report, suggesting that 'stay the course' strategy was unrealistic - sanitized word for suicidal - George W. Bush - 43, following a rug chewing, wall kicki...

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(2006) The Iraq Study Group Report

Funny story: (2006) The Iraq Study Group Report

After nine months of intensive deliberations, a leaked dossier prepared by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group co-chaired by James Baker, a former Secretary of State (Republican) and Lee Hamilton (Democrat), a former U.S. Representative has come to light...

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(2010) Miley Cyrus Badly Bruises Butt On Good Will Factory Tour!

Funny story: (2010) Miley Cyrus Badly Bruises Butt On Good Will Factory Tour!

Several stars of today's entertainment world have been out touring factories, workshops, store clerks, carpenters, schools etc to try to encourage the average worker in America that they are important and that their individual contributions help make...

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(2008) China Blasts EU-Dalai Lama Meeting

Funny story: (2008) China Blasts EU-Dalai Lama Meeting

China has lodged a 'velly strong protest' against France over Saturday's ultra-secret meeting in Poland between the French president Nicknack Teakozy and the Dalai Lama. Beijing's Deputy Foreign Minister, FeFi Fo Fum, summoned the French ambassad...

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(2008) Chinese Reintroduce Foot Binding to Reduce Carbon Footprint

Funny story: (2008) Chinese Reintroduce Foot Binding to Reduce Carbon Footprint

Bejing - The ancient Chinese custom of foot binding is being studied by China as one means of reducing their carbon foot print. With just over 1.3 billion people China represents a full 20% of the world's population. With one in five people on the pl...

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(2008) "Get back on the Fags and Booze!" - Darling

Funny story: (2008) "Get back on the Fags and Booze!" - Darling

In a complete about face, unusual in politics, the Chancellor, Alistair Darling yesterday urged the nation, "Go on!, Get back on the Fags and Booze!" Worried by a huge fall in revenue and the need to top up the tax coffers, the gov't has overuled...

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(2011) Screwdrivers are the most dangerous tool

Funny story: (2011) Screwdrivers are the most dangerous tool

In the national accident statistics, the humble screwdriver has come out tops of the most dangerous household tools wielded by inept morons. "You would have thought chainsaw, or power drill," said NAS Co-ordinator Nathan Tonal. "However, accidents...

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