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(2010) Rooneygate: Did Sponsor Slogans Drive Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson?

Funny story: (2010) Rooneygate: Did Sponsor Slogans Drive Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson?

In a startling outburst to assembled journalists and world media waiting at the Swiss airport where the England Team arrived ahead of their crucial match against Switzerland, Wayne Rooney snarled at reporters as he gave "me own version of events an t...

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(2010) Domestic violence: four in ten victims are men, study reveals

Funny story: (2010) Domestic violence: four in ten victims are men, study reveals

A recently published study has revealed that four in ten domestic violence victims are men. Professor Basil Belter of the Family and Social Studies faculty at the University of Peckham says the findings are shocking. "Gone are the days when domest...

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(2005) New DVD Rewinder

Funny story: (2005) New DVD Rewinder

Its cool, its fashionable and it promises to save you time and money. Its the all new DVD rewinder.

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(2007) American Gay Toilet Sex Idol Larry Craig, keeps on a-tapping

Funny story: (2007) American Gay Toilet Sex Idol Larry Craig, keeps on a-tapping

Larry Craig, who has successfully transformed from unknown Republican Senator to the most famous gay toilet sex figure in history, has made a statement that he will withdraw his guilty plea and continue to fight his case until the end of the war in I...

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(2005) Pierce Brosnan new Spokesman for Just for Men

Antigua -- Facial hair is a natural phenomenon for men. It's a part of the body that can become an art form in itself. "Unless, of course, it's grey" said Pierce Brosnan, the latest spokesperson for Just For Men hair colori...

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(2010) Wayne Rooney Seen Yodelling Over Hooker 'Juicy Jeni' With Lonely Goatherd

Funny story: (2010) Wayne Rooney Seen Yodelling Over Hooker 'Juicy Jeni' With Lonely Goatherd

Alarums at Lancaster Gate today as it was revealed that Wayne Rooney, England's star baldy nutted scouse striker was spotted yodelling about Bolton benefit scrounging hooker Jennifer Thompson to a lonely goatherd ahead of England's crucial Euro quali...

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(2010) ELO Member Injured In Incident With Electric Light Bulb

Funny story: (2010) ELO Member Injured In Incident With Electric Light Bulb

The pop music world was rocked today when it was discovered that Jeff Lynne, the singer with 1970s/1980s band the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO), had been injured in an accident with an electric light bulb. Lynne, 62, the co-founder of the band al...

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(2008) Like Bristol Palin, Repub Demographics Celebrate Christian Teenie Moms, Like Bristol Palin

Funny story: (2008) Like Bristol Palin, Repub Demographics Celebrate Christian Teenie Moms, Like Bristol Palin

The negative growth population of the Republican party looks like the results from the Italian census.Thet haven't replaced their dead, and that's counting the walking dead and the undead, since 1984! So the baby boom inside the blooming bellie...

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(2005) Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina

Funny story: (2005) Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina

Kandahar, Afghanistan -- Prominent Al-Quada leaders have officially claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina and have vowed more effective forms of "Weather Terrorism" will plague the United States in the coming months, years, and decad...

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(2007) Ron Paul Runs into Senator Craig in Airport Mens Room, Chooses him as Running mate!

Funny story: (2007) Ron Paul Runs into Senator Craig in Airport Mens Room, Chooses him as Running mate!

Minnesota - After a busy day of campaigning in Minneapolis, Ron Paul was about to take a commuter flight home to Boise, Idaho, when his foot bumped into a man's foot in the restroom stall next to him. The two started talking about politics and on...

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(2010) Wayne offered me Nanny's job, claims prostitute Jennifer Thompson

Funny story: (2010) Wayne offered me Nanny's job, claims prostitute Jennifer Thompson

Jennifer Thompson, the party-girl turned prostitute at the centre of the ongoing Rooney scandal, has made further revelations about her fling with the Manchester United and England striker today. Thompson, a 21 year-old slapper from Bolton, confes...

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(2007) Doctor Opens First Larry Craig 'Gay-Loss' Center

Funny story: (2007) Doctor Opens First Larry Craig 'Gay-Loss' Center

Moestown, PA - "What Jenny Craig has done for weight loss, I plan on doing to help turn gay men straight," says Dr. B.J. Crepters, a psychotherapist who has a specialized practice where his actual gay cure rate was close to zero, before stu...

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(2005) New Orleans Looters Suffer Foot Problems

Funny story: (2005) New Orleans Looters Suffer Foot Problems

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina the first "early responders" were not FEMA or Red Cross relief teams. The National Guard was yet many miles away. Stepping into this complete void, teams of highly talented looters braved the rising flo...

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(2008) McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!

Funny story: (2008) McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!

John McCain in yet another desperate attempt at luring dissed and disaffected Clinton supporters told the spoof.milf that he gave intimate support to first lady Clinton while Prez Bill had his who-Ha who-Had. I, POW McCain not only suffered in t...

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(2011) Paris Hilton's Vagina Is Pissed Off

Funny story: (2011) Paris Hilton's Vagina Is Pissed Off

Paris Hilton has once again proved what a shallow, calloused, self centered person she really is. Rumors have always abounded that Paris is a creature of popularity, only hanging out with the coolest of the cool. Once someone is, "not", instead of, "...

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(2005) Gas Shortage Nonexistent, Oil Companies Admit Gouging

Houston -- Hurricane Katrina knocked out less than 10% of US refinery capacity. The current 'gas shortage' is in fact a reality shortage," according to experts, as several Louisiana refineries are already back on line. They're ra...

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(2008) Capello To Be Sacked If England Don't Score 10

Funny story: (2008) Capello To Be Sacked If England Don't Score 10

England kick-off their World Cup campaign in Andorra today, with team boss Fabio Capello knowing that his job is on the line should his team fail to live up to the expectations of fans. The Italian has come under pressure recently, and after the p...

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(2008) Spelling Mistakes

Funny story: (2008) Spelling Mistakes

In a shock revelation, a spelling mistake has been revealed in the running Vice President, Sarah Palin's name. Records show that her names is actually Sarah Plain. It is an easy mistake to make, the A and the L were put in in reverse order on her...

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(2010) Cheryl Cole lookalike goes shopping in Asda

Funny story: (2010) Cheryl Cole lookalike goes shopping in Asda

A woman who slightly resembles singer Cheryl Cole was spotted at Asda yesterday. The attractive lady parked her Audi in a supermarket car park, got out, locked it and collected a trolley. She then pushed the trolley around the shop, picking things up...

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(2005) Schwarzenegger to Leave Underwear in Office as Legacy

Funny story: (2005) Schwarzenegger to Leave Underwear in Office as Legacy

Actor-turn-politician Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has vowed to leave his underwear in office, if his political days come to an end.

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(2012) Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

Funny story: (2012) Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Atticus Grumpletoy, 71, owner of The Hoot & Holler Cattle Ranch located on the Kentucky-Illinois border recently stated that he has been feeding his 2,000 head of cattle candy corn since the first week in August. Grumpletoy...

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(2005) Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!

NEVERLAND-Recently acquitted of child molestation charges, pop icon and maximum weirdo Michael Jackson has set his sexual sights on outer space, hoping to lure alien kiddies to his ‘just for fun' den of iniquity, i.e. his space age ‘sleepover stopove...

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