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(2005) Bush Announces Shutdown of Land Grant Universities

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Washington, DC. - In a speech before the Republican Congress on Friday, George Bush announce the first in a series of drastic steps to cut the skyrocketing national deficit. He announced that federal funding of all land-grant universities in the coun...

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(2007) Tissue sales in Manchester soar due to Gerrard

Funny story: (2007) Tissue sales in Manchester soar due to Gerrard

Today in Manchester sales of man sized tissues has risen by over 500 percent.

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(2004) U.S. Olympic Hoopsters Loose to Nepal

ESPN, Greece, August 2004. An Olympic pick-up team from Nepal humiliated the U.S. Olympic basketball team yesterday, giving the Americans their second straight exhibition loss in a week. In a lopsided 129 to 15 score, the U.S. team revealed...

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(2011) S&P Downgrades God to a BBB Minus Rating

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New York -- S&P, one of the world's three major ratings firms, has downgraded its rating of Almighty God from AAA to BBB minus. The move is expected to dramatically cut prayer time between the Creator and those whom He created. More impor...

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(2007) Actor Sean Penn Buys Cuba

Funny story: (2007) Actor Sean Penn Buys Cuba

(Havana) - Hollywood actor and outspoken activist, Sean Penn, today announced he is buying Cuba, the communist island nation 90 miles off the U.S. coast of Florida.

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(2005) Woman Who Scalped Teen Objects to Mislabeling

Funny story: (2005) Woman Who Scalped Teen Objects to Mislabeling

BOISE, ID --- Call it a temper problem. Call is a misplaced sense of moral values. But you better be careful what you call women around 26 year-old Marianne Dahle. She'll scalp you. For real! Just ask her young friend "Sheila". And now that she is in...

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(2009) Supermarket Staff Make Pattaya Man Wait Ages For 13 Baht Refund On Frosties

Funny story: (2009) Supermarket Staff Make Pattaya Man Wait Ages For 13 Baht Refund On Frosties

A British man living here in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya was subjected to an infuriating, frustrating and humiliating experience yesterday afternoon when, shopping in the Pattaya Tai branch of a supermarket, he was forced to wait 7 mi...

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(2007) Party Panders for Pushing Panties

Funny story: (2007) Party Panders for Pushing Panties

A group, who is tired of seeing things they wish they had not, is pushing the use plain white briefs.

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(2010) Angelina Jolie Punched Hard In Eye & Nose

Funny story: (2010) Angelina Jolie Punched Hard In Eye & Nose

Actress Angelina Jolie was given a full-fisted nose punch and then one in the eye this past week! The culprit? Her daughter, two-year-old Shiloh. Although "No comment" was the only answer we reporters got when we asked about the bruised eye and...

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(2007) New Jane Austen book - Ecstacy and Emphesema' found

Funny story: (2007) New Jane Austen book - Ecstacy and Emphesema' found

A rare unfinished edition of a Jane Austen novel is to be completed by author Irvine Welsh.

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(2007) Bank robbery filmed on CCTV - Portugese police stumped

Funny story: (2007) Bank robbery filmed on CCTV - Portugese police stumped

A 35 year old man was filmed robbing a bank in the Portuguese town of Praia da Luz by CCTV cameras.

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(2012) Homeless Martians greet US robot and beg for food!

Funny story: (2012) Homeless Martians greet US robot and beg for food!

The US robot, Curiosity, that landed safely on Mars and cost the US tax-payer $2,5 billion dollars had a strange encounter of the third kind! Curious Martians approached the craft with begging bowls in their hands thinking that the "Messiah Mc Do...

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(2012) Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

Funny story: (2012) Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

If you thought that cats are the only animals that purr, think again. Researchers have recently reported that elephants purr too. See "The Mystery of the Purring Elephant" by Veronique Greenwood in TIME.com (August 3, 2012). A Spoof reporter who...

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(2012) Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Funny story: (2012) Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Fifty Shades of Grey"

HOLLYWOOD - The Bedroom Pillow Talk Entertainment News Agency has just announced that Pipe Dream Films has acquired the movie rights to the E.L. James novel Fifty Shades of Grey. The erotic book has already sold 32 million copies world wide includ...

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(2010) Tooth fairy leaves blood diamond under Naomi Campbell's pillow

Funny story: (2010) Tooth fairy leaves blood diamond under Naomi Campbell's pillow

Superbitch Naomi Campbell told the international criminal court in the Hague how, after a charity dinner with Nelson Mandela (peace be upon him), she found a "dirty big stone" under the pillow in her hotel suite, which turned out to be a blood diamon...

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(2007) Bush Secret Leader of Turkey Worship Cult

Funny story: (2007) Bush Secret Leader of Turkey Worship Cult

George Bush, leader of the free world, has been exposed as the leader of a freak turkey worshipping cult. Followers of course abstain from turkey flesh, bow in the presence of a turkey and call Bush "The Grand Gobbler."...

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(2005) Kathy Hilton Brags About Paris, Nickie and Nicole--Her Media Triplets

Hollywood, Paris, Vegas, New York and Anywhere There Is A Hilton---Kathy Hilton, the alleged den mother to Paris, Nicky and Nicole, the all hearty party girls and media role models, and the gracious hostess to corporate moguls from all over and full...

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(2009) Practical Jokes Continue At Swine Flu Lab

Funny story: (2009) Practical Jokes Continue At Swine Flu Lab

Dr. Patooti Singh of the Los Angeles Anthrax Lab told reporters that he and his staff have had it with the practical jokes from the other labs. "We are in a vulnerable position here at the LA Anthrax Lab and do not have the time for the sillies",...

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(2005) Teacher Fired After Discovery of No Sexual Misconduct

CINNCINNATI, OH--Teachers and students alike at Hughes High School were shocked this week to learn that Senior math teacher Jenny Mayfield was found to not be sexually involved with any student on campus.

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(2010) Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?

Funny story: (2010) Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?

With Joe McElderry, the X-Factor winner as best man? This according to a so-called Skoob Entertainment News 'source.' Here in the office our first reaction was one of utter disbelief. Looking at the headline, it swiftly became obvious that some jo...

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(2007) United Airlines Soon Flying Out Of The Red

Funny story: (2007) United Airlines Soon Flying Out Of The Red

Predicted soon to be out of the red, United Airlines ticket sales will be skyrocketing due to the new revolutionary book, Changing Plains, which is flying out of amazon.com with so many demands it is threatening to peril the Internet. The immediate r...

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(2007) Gatting in midnight raid

Ex England cricket captain Mike Gatting was spotted on a late night raid to the centre of the pitch at Trent Bridge last night.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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