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(2008) New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression
YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.
(2008) Sex Identified as Leading Cause of Overpopulation
The population of the planet Earth has had statisticians and other officials concerned about the future. The planet being only so big, there are finite resources available to feed everyone.
(2010) Megan Fox Upset By Presidential Grope: "If Obama Wants To See My Naked Titties, He Can Look On the Internet Like Everyone Else"
Actress Megan Fox, star of a lot of really bad Hollywood movies that don't really matter, had a run-in with President Barack Obama on her Hawaiin vacation over the Christmas Holidays. The starlet, known mostly for her two talents and an ass that won...
(2008) Unusual macaque mating rituals! Male monkeys in Indonesia discovered "paying for sex"!
CENTRAL KALIMANTAN - INDONESIA: A 20-month study of primates at this reserve has revealed - that just like their male-john counterparts - macaque-dudes are also known to "pay for sex".
(2007) Royal Navy resizes
A 'leaked' UK government document shows that the Royal Navy is to be resized.
(2009) Jimmy Carter's Habitat for Humanity Completes $1B US Embassy In Iraq
Baghdad,Iraq/ Madoff Investment News Update - "Holy Shit", that appears to be the uniform response by American Taxpayers when they heard the tab for the world's biggest embassy complex scheduled for completion momentarily in Iraq.
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(2007) China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs
In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.
(2004) Britney a "crap lay" says ex-husband
The ex-husband of Britney Spears has revealed why their surprise marriage was annulled less than 55 hours after the pair tied the knot - because she was a "crap lay".
(2006) TBN Duck tapes Pat Robertson's Mouth Shut
DUCK tape brand, predecessor to "DUCT" brand tape gets the job done and it indeed GOT the job done when TBN officials officially Duck taped Pat Robertson's mouth shut good and tight. TBN said it's on so tight that God Himself can...
(2008) Florida Theme Park Bans Children
Orlando, Florida (IPP) - A popular theme park in Florida has decided to ban children from its parks. Only adults 18 years old or older will be admitted from now on.
(2009) Jesse Falling For Miley
Miley Cyrus and Jesse McCartney are both cute and generous but who ever thought they would fall in love?
In a dream I had last night, Miley was driving her new car in L.A streets when she stopped at a café where she met Jesse who has parked his 19...
(2005) Broke Osama Turns Himself in; Claims 25 Million Dollar Bounty
In an unprecedented move, the world's most wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has surrendered to authorities and promptly claimed the 25 million dollar reward on his own head.
(2010) Al Gore hiding in cave in Afghanistan
Al Gore has gone into hiding and is believed to be in a cave in Afghanistan. Gore has reportedly fled because he has been snowed under with letters, emails and writs because of the problems he has caused people with his global warming lectures.
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(2004) Diana death suspect revealed
Princess Diana wrote a letter to her former butler Paul Burrell ten months before she died, claiming that a senior member of the Royal Family was planning her death.
(2008) Iguana falls on homeless man
As temperatures in Miami fell into the 40's overnight, an iguana fell on a homeless man last night sleeping in a park. Experts say that the cold-blooded reptiles go into a deep sleep when the temperature gets that cold and their bodies just shut...
(2005) Jacko Decides on Career Change
The King Of Pop Michael Jackson has taken an unusual step in order to get away from the pressures of his legal matters, he has decided to join the biggest soccer team in the world Manchester United. Jackson will not only train with the clubs array of...
(2010) Scientists want to get hold of Warren Beatty's Penis
Warren Beatty has become somewhat of a celebrity, not for his acting talents, but for his bedroom talents.
The Academy of Penile Science in Berkley California are hoping to get hold of Warren's penis to study it now, or after he is deceased.
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(2009) Nigeria's Black Gold Curse
Attacks on oil industry facilities and kidnappings for ransom of foreign oil workers are frequent in the festering creeks of the Niger Delta, which is home to Africa's biggest oil and gas industry, and 419 e-mail scams.
The Washington Shitraker's...
(2007) Dick Cheney Gives Up Guns, Goes Bow Hunting
Vice President Dick Cheney, after his recent shotgun fiasco with a lawyer friend, has given up firearms. The second in command of the United States has announced that he has taken up the bow and arrow.
(2009) Ehud Barak Obama picks Opus Dei lapdog Leon Pancetta for top CIA post
Washington AC/DC - (Spanish Inquisition Mess): US President-Elect Ehud Barak Obama's choice of a Jesuit-payroll professor from California's Santa Clara University for the top CIA post has delighted Opus Dei.
The sinister cover-up organization has...
(2005) Man Fired for Eating Pie
Cliff Sourkins VP of the UK region for Communications Company AYAVA was today unceremoniously removed from his role. Allegedly after auditors discovered a 2.3miilion pound irregularity in the regions accounts due to his unauthorised purchase...
(2011) English Wine Industry demands Vanessa Whitburn's head
The English Wine industry is mourning the loss of Nigel Pargetter who died on Sunday night after falling from the roof of Lower Loxley Hall in the village of Ambridge, Borsetshire.
Nigel was the 'go-to' man in the village on all matters relating t...
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Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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