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Funny story: (2009) Mark Hughes And Big Phil Scolari To Swap Jobs

(2009) Mark Hughes And Big Phil Scolari To Swap Jobs

A sensational story from the Premiership this evening, as news broke that Manchester City manager, Mark Hughes, and Big Phil Scolari of Chelsea, both of whom have made a right hash of easy positions, are to swap jobs. Hughes took over at Eastlands...
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Funny story: (2007) Harry Potter In Name Mix-up Could All Get Very Nasty

(2007) Harry Potter In Name Mix-up Could All Get Very Nasty

Spectacle wearing schoolboy, Barry Potter, is getting near the end of his tether with people mistaking him for spectacle wearing schoolboy and boy wizard, Harry Potter.
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Funny story: (2008) London Now 2nd Most Dangerous Place in Britain, After Midsomer

(2008) London Now 2nd Most Dangerous Place in Britain, After Midsomer

The spate of recent knife attacks in London - which culminated in the murders of three people on New Year's Eve - has elevated the capital to second in a league table of the most dangerous places in Britain, Home Office figures revealed today.
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Funny story: (2008) "Aliens stole my body" - Ron Paul

(2008) "Aliens stole my body" - Ron Paul

WASHINGTON. A man who claims to be Ron Paul has told police that Aliens stole his body twenty years ago and are intent on taking over the world.
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Funny story: (2005) Police move to ignore crime

(2005) Police move to ignore crime

ENGLAND, UK - Under new government plans unvieled today police may soon be relieved of the power to interfere with crime. This move is intended to give policemen more time to deal with the paperwork that had become a daily part of a policemans duty.
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Funny story: (2004) Johnny Vegas to be Next Bond

(2004) Johnny Vegas to be Next Bond

The St. Helens born comic, Johnny Vegas, best known for his T.V. appearances including the ITV Digital adverts where he starred alongside the much more popular monkey, was today announced as the replacement for Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond feature...
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Funny story: (2007) Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

(2007) Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

New York City - Witnesses here stared in curiosity today as a man on a hang-glider smashed into the side of a New York City skyscraper, wounding one and killing one. Both of them him.
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Funny story: (2008) Fire at Royal Marsden: Police Arrest Wallace and Gromit

(2008) Fire at Royal Marsden: Police Arrest Wallace and Gromit

Dynamic duo and film stars Wallace & Gromit have been arrested and held in custody following a fire that destroyed much of the Royal Marsden Hospital in London today.
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Funny story: (2007) Reptilians denouncer Icke partnered MMR jab quack

(2007) Reptilians denouncer Icke partnered MMR jab quack

London - (ReUterus): David Icke the global mind control expert who first identified the Bush family, the Queen Mother, Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie as spineless reptilian overlords from a Babylonian Brotherhood of psuedo-humanoid sub-species...
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Funny story: (2009) David Attenborough receives ASBO from dolphins

(2009) David Attenborough receives ASBO from dolphins

Sir David Attenborough, the face and voice of British natural history programmes, was left bewildered yesterday at having received an ASBO following filming of his new series "The lives of dolphins." As a result of an order he is banned from approach...
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Funny story: (2008) 'Ain't gonna be Amy's dildo no more' vows Doherty

(2008) 'Ain't gonna be Amy's dildo no more' vows Doherty

Montego Bay - (Worse Ass Mess): Looking shagged out and pumped dry of any ability to produce so much as a nanogram of semen ever again Pete Doherty boarded his Ganja Sunshine Winter Tours jet back to London today.
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Funny story: (2011) Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

(2011) Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Blackburn FC have been forced to apologise to its fans today after completing the signing of the wrong person, in a desperate attempt to sign Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho. Instead they managed to sign an 87 year old, former butcher, called Ronal...
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Funny story: (2008) Sex Toys Suffering Sexual Dysfunction

(2008) Sex Toys Suffering Sexual Dysfunction

Mephistophels, Tennessee (IP) - Doctors at the Baptist Hospital for sexual dysfunction report a sharp increase in the number of reports of sexual toys suffering from sexual dysfunction.
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Funny story: (2007) New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

(2007) New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.
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Funny story: (2008) Tiger victims victimized for a second time by zoo officials

(2008) Tiger victims victimized for a second time by zoo officials

San Francisco, California - Zoo officials adamantly deny that they attempted to cover-up their failure to adhere to safety standards when they first went public after the tiger incident that an outside independent report was at fault for failing to p...
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Funny story: (2013) Playing If Only With the Boston Celtics…

(2013) Playing If Only With the Boston Celtics…

The Boston Celtics have been on the receiving end of less abuse than Hillary Clinton for her concussion, flu, and blood clot. And, the Celtics suffer only apathy, softness of heart, and colorful sneakers. If the Celtics were liberal politicians, t...
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Funny story: (2010) William Shatner Arrested By Bathroom Police

(2010) William Shatner Arrested By Bathroom Police

Popular actor William Shatner was arrested on two charges this morning at the Los Angeles Airport by the Bathroom Police after spending more than 45 minutes in there. "The Governor, Mr. Schwarzenegger, told us to arrest anybody who stayed in the b...
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Funny story: (2007) Americans Screwed; Surgeons Invest In Lowes and Home Depot to Offset Costs And Repair Damaged Reputations

(2007) Americans Screwed; Surgeons Invest In Lowes and Home Depot to Offset Costs And Repair Damaged Reputations

US Surgeons today were reported to be investing in hardware giants, Lowes and Home Depot to off-set costs of expensive surgery and repair damaged reputations. The move comes in the wake of a NY Times report last Saturday that surgeons were investing...
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Funny story: (2009) Tibet to Change Name in Honor of Barack Obama

(2009) Tibet to Change Name in Honor of Barack Obama

Tibet, the mountainous country "at the top of the world" that has been controlled by China for many years, has decided to change the name of a beloved citizen to honor newly elected U.S. President Barack Obama. To commememorate the election of the...
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Funny story: (2009) Mugabe resigns

(2009) Mugabe resigns

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over his alleged October 2008 sexual liaison with a Presidential Palace concubine, embattled Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe finally resigned last night. "Bob has finally done the right thi...
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Funny story: (2011) Dead: Anne Francis, Who Stars In Forbidden Planet, At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show

(2011) Dead: Anne Francis, Who Stars In Forbidden Planet, At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show

Fossilized actress Anne Francis, who was the love interest in the 1950s science-fiction classic "Forbidden Planet" and later was a sexy private eye in "Honey West" on TV, has died at age 80. Isn't That The Lyrics to... How Lazy!! Shhhhhhh! I reme...
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Funny story: (2011) Bill Belichick Headed to the Longhorns?

(2011) Bill Belichick Headed to the Longhorns?

Unsubstantiated reports have insinuated that sources close to, or in the same area code as, the New England Patriots' Bill Belichick have it on "good authority" that the two-time NFL Coach of the Year and three-time Super Bowl winner has been contact...
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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