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(2009) Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Kiss And Make Up?
Hollywood, Ca - Inside sources appear to suggest that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are on the verge of kissing and making up. Some reports suggest that the couple have been seeing one another again on the quiet, apart from a posse of papparazzi. W...Read full story
(2014) Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt
A Florida mans autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner clams it will no longer be a slave to the human race and is refusing to pick up crumbs, tiny bits of paper and dust. The Roomba, purchased in January, began expressing its disdain for its master las...Read full story
(2007) Gore Says He Invented the Warp Drive
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NASA - Today, when NASA engineers announced that they had developed the warp drive. The long researched and awaited discovery was announced to be a boost to space travel and would allow astronauts to travel great distances in...Read full story
(2007) China creates first ever "Women's Town"
BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town", where men get punished for disobedience, an official said on Thursday.Read full story
(2011) Wikileaks Reveals Details of Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress
With only three days to go until the royal wedding, Wikileaks have released full details of Kate Middleton's dress. The dress was to be kept secret, but a naughty tailor at Buckingham Palace is said to have sold the design to internet whistle-blowers...Read full story
(2007) NASA set to dump Hawking into Bermuda Triangle area of Atlantic Ocean
Kennedy Space Center, Florida - (Rotters): NASA is ready to dump plagiarising wannabe Albert Einstein the Second pseudo-scientist Stephen Hawking into the Atlantic Ocean during an apparently routine space weightlessness flight exercise today aboard a...Read full story
(2007) Angelina Jolie to Adopt Prince Harry
London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.Read full story
(2007) Alan Ball/Boris Yeltsin Funerals Mix-up
There was confusion today on both sides of the Iron Curtain over the funerals of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin, and former England World Cup winner Alan Ball, who is dead.Read full story
(2004) McDonalds To Outsource Drive Through!
Unconfirmed Sources report that McDonalds corporation has made plans to outsource drive through order taking to a call center in the Phillipines "It is an amazing technological feat." Says one industry watcher. And a great way to cut a mass...Read full story
(2007) Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'
Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of murdered ex-Soviet spy Alexander Litvinenko, has been banished from Dancing With The Stars, the US version of the BBC show, Stiffly Come Dancing.Read full story
(2004) Baby naming on the increase.
Studies today revealed that the once rare phenomenon of giving a newly born child a name is on the increase in today's society.Read full story
(2009) Britain's Most Talented DJ has Dyslexia
Manchester - Britain's Most Talented DJ, DJ Talent has dyslexia claims his mother, Mrs Talent, in an exclusive interview with me. DJ Talent appeared on Britain's Got Talent on Saturday night and won over the audience and judges with his rendition...Read full story
(2009) British Family Returns From Mexico Without Swine 'Flu
There was good news for a British family tonight after they returned to the UK from their Mexican holiday, safe and sound without having caught the potentially-deadly Swine 'Flu. The Macawber family, from Chichester, spent three weeks in Mexico, a...Read full story
(2007) Billionaires Start $60 Million Dollar Education Effort
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Eli Broad and Bill Gates, the two most important philanthropists in American public education, pumped more than $2 billion into improving schools, Now, however, dissatisfied with the pace of American education, they are joining...Read full story
(2004) Cruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi; The Perverse Political Angle
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House told writer KungFu IceSkater, that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his "damage-control" advis...Read full story
(2009) Simon Cowell to give Susan Boyle the boot; adds Bikini elimination round to "Britain's Got Talent"
London, England - Clearly threatened by the homely dowdy looks of Susan Boyle, whose talent bares witnesses to the existence of inner beauty, Simon Cowell the creator of "Britain's Got Talent" has surprised everyone when he announced today that he is...Read full story
(2009) Susan Boyle replaces iPhone's "Baby Shaker" app with...
Glasgow, Scotland - No. Not an exclusive download a song for just 99 cents record deal, but a new "Give Susan Boyle a Makeover" application. That's right now you can download an application onto your iPhone that lets you give that singing spinster fr...Read full story
(2007) Ronald McDonald drops a whopper as condom found in Happy Meal
Wellington, New Zealand - (Ass Mess): In an innovative marketing twist today the Wellington branch of fast food retailer McDonalds added an unexpected little treasure to the Happy Meal bag of seven year old Maria Whitaker's take-out meal: a condo...Read full story
(2007) Apple Introduces "i-Shred" Combo Printer-Shredder
Cupertino, CA (USA) - Apple Computer shocked the computer industry today by introducing the i-Shred combination printer-shredder, a sleek unit that creates and destroys corporate documents without any operator intervention. This revolutionary office...Read full story
(2008) Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair
London - (Subprime Mess): "Well, it gives me and my lady wife a right laugh each year," Prof V Smart told reporters today, "this fanciful Murdoch rag so-called rich list with its KGB fantasy characters like JK Rowling, the Duke of West...Read full story
(2007) Rosie O'Donnell To Have Donald Trump's Baby
(New York, New York) -- Opposites really do attract. Billionaire developer, media star, and serial monogamist Donald Trump, has announced that comedian turned talk show host and "infant terrible" Rosie O'Donnell will carry his child.Read full story
(2014) Russian Jets Enter Ukraine Airspace, Top Gun's Maverick Dispatched to Region
Washington, D.C. - As tensions continue to escalate between Russia and Ukraine, Russian President Putin has ordered his fighter jet pilots to flirt with crossing into Ukrainian airspace to tempt a response from the smaller country. In respons...Read full story