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(2007) New Broadway musical of Federline's 'unpleasant and demeaning' marriage
Broadway, NY - (Rioters): Kevin Federline's hamburger restaurant TV ad where he slams marriage to his cutesey over-exposed attention-seeking ex-wife Britney as 'unpleasant and demeaning' is to be made into a new Broadway musical according...
(2005) Driving Tips by Jermaine Pennant
Arsenal's troublesome youngster Jermaine Pennant has revealed that he is to release a book to try and get rid of the bad reputation he has got. He is said to feel that if he gives something back to the community then they in return might give him...
(2010) American Idol Boots Top 24 Finalist Michael Lynche Because of Media Revelation
Michael Lynche thought that he had it made. He'd passed his audition on American Idol last fall, and then made it through Hollywood week (filmed earlier this month, but not to be broadcast until February). Now, he's been kicked off the show and wil...
(2009) Fossilized farts unearthed in Egyptian king's tomb
University of Flat U Lence archeologist Ackmed I. Wuzza Arab described locating for the first time several fossilized farts in what is believed by Egytologists to be the actual "intestinal gas" left by Ptolemy the Winded. Applauding what Wuzza Arab c...
(2011) Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River
Statements released to the press today confirmed that Jo Yeates suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak has been moved from HMP Hoarefield, "up the river" to HMP Gloucster.
The Home Office today issued a brief press release:
"The suspect in questio...
(2008) Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film
The producers of the new James Bond film have announced that the character of "M" - Bond's boss - will be played by footballer's wife and pub singer, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.
(2009) Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.
Israeli security operatives refused to confirm or deny rumours that an undercover operation had been successfully carried out in a combined operation between Mossad agents and Israeli Special Forces.
It is claimed the covert operatives have abduc...
(2005) Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters
ASP (Associated Spoof Press) --- No sooner was Harry Potter author and fresh-baked mother of three, J.K. Rowling, wheeled from the delivery room to the maternity ward than she was harangued by a throng of mostly male reporters. Rowling gave birth a h...
(2009) Zimbabwe inflation declared over
Government officials in Zimbabwe declared victory today over runaway inflation, stating it was finally defeated. To bolster the public's confidence in the nation's currency, Zimbabwe Mint officials issued a 100 trillion dollar coin as evidence demons...
(2004) Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"
The shock findings of the Hutton Report, to be revealed on Wednesday, are that Tony Blair's regime has a secret stock of weapons of mass destruction.
The leaked Report also states that the Prime Minister used these...
(2009) Scouts mistakingly celebrate Burns Night
A series of mistakes has led to a number of scouts visiting A&E over the past twenty four hours.
The first mistake was believing that scouts celebrate Burns Night, when in fact it is Scots that celebrate this famous Scottish and completely ill...
(2007) Williams: Trade Me to the Falcons
DAVIE, Fla. - Suspended Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams hopes to get reinstated by the National Football League and get traded to the Atlanta Falcons, agent Lee Steinberg said Thursday night.
(2009) Church of Scientology Buys Vatican
The Church of Scientology, founded by the late Science Fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, proved themselves to be the richest religious organization in the world by purchasing Vatican City from the Catholic Church.
The group who bases their beliefs...
(2009) Speed of light wrong
Scientists have finally been able to measure the speed of light, and they have discovered that their original speed was wrong.
Ray Luminere of the Paris Academe, Paris, used an advanced version of the same technology that catches speeding drivers...
(2012) Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats
LOS ANGELES - Fearing that a firmer than usual enforcement of any existing thought to be already too rigid laws requiring the constant use of condoms on all Los Angeles-based adult film sets might seriously penetrate what they've come to expect as th...
(2008) Kieren Fallon race-fixing internet bookies scam linked to SocGen trader and Princess Diana's psychic medium
London - (Cyber-stalking Mess): Police investigating the Kieren Fallon horserace-fixing internet bookmakers' scam say that a pattern of wagers on losing favorites appears to be identical to financial bets made by SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel.
(2009) Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines
Atlantic City NJ-- A flock of seagulls deliberately flew into a local wind-farm, killing themselves and crippling several wind turbines. Estimated damage is $1.5 million dollars. Dozens of decapitated seagulls fell to the ground around the farm,...
(2004) Higher Education Bill gets new look
Education Secretary Charles Clarke announced yet another amendment to the bill, designed to appease the remaining, remaining rebels.
(2010) Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints
OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI-Bitter that his two sons have already achieved more success on the football field than he was able to in his entire carrier, as well as wanting to live vicariously through Saints quarterback Drew Brees, elder statesman Archie Mann...
(2006) Asian Bird Flu has Deadly "Gene"
US Researchers have reportedly discovered what makes the Bird Flu influenza virus so deadly -- they have a gene that may make them especially destructive to cells.
(2004) President Bush Pens New Book, Prematurely Leaked to Press
A disgruntled former White House Aide, who has asked to remain anonymous due to members of his family being employees of the CIA, has handed over a photocopy of an early draft of a new book written by U.S. President George W. Bush. The boo...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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