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(2004) Noisy Neighbors Force Al-Qaeda Move
Afghanistan - Sources close to the world terror organization Al-Qaeda say that the group is planning a big move, literally. It appears that several of the group's top members are being forced to move by what they are calling "loud, irresponsib...
(2008) TV Supernanny Jo Frost Advises Parents To Get Rid Of Their Children - Quickly!
A well respected TV Supernanny has run into controversy this week over her advice to a particularly troublesome family on a housing estate in Liverpool. Rather than counsel them about their horrid children's behaviour, or provide self-help solutions,...
(2007) Benitio del Toro to star in Hellboy 2
Actor Benitio del Toro has been cast as "Mumble Man" in the sequel to comic book movie Hellboy.
(2004) Scott Peterson Serial Killers and Anchors
Scott Peterson on trial, and facing the death penalty if convicted, for the murder of his pregnant wife Laci and their unborn child shed a single tear the day it was confirmed to him that the bodies had been found. This was according to Modesto Polic...
(2004) Sir Brian Clough : He Contributed
One of the saddest days of my life was the passing of Brian Clough, undoubtedly the greatest football manager of all time and a true legend in his own time. In order to pay tribute to the Derby and Forest supremo, I thought I would do the interview S...
(2003) Bush Confused About Safe Sex
The White House was working hard to cover up President Bush's latest diplomatic blunder.
(2007) Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing
If you want to know how good a singer you are, look in the mirror. This is the advice of Chief Researcher Colin Bimblepen of the University of Glamorgan, Pontypridd, South Wales.
(2003) Woman hospitalised after pubic lice removal attempt
A woman, yet to be named, is in hospital with second degree burns to her groin after attempting to rid herself from an infestation of Pthirus pubis (Pubic lice, or Crabs).
The woman is believed to have used a whole can of foaming insect killer to...
(2008) Large Hadron Collider Quarked-up after Wrong Sort of Big Bang
Earlier this month the scientific world's bespectacled anorak gang, aka the Mensa Morons, with more degrees than a thermometer and less common sense that a business of lemmings, posed, quaffing firkins of champagne and grinning like Cheshire cats.
(2007) 'Ugly Betty' Executive Producer Salma Hayek Produces Baby Girl
While other stars are adopting international babies, the actress-producer has produced one of her own.
(2009) Muse Explain 'Twilight" Connection
Glam-Prog-Space-Rockers Muse have explained why they are allowing a song of theirs to go on the soundtrack of the new Twighlight movie.
The Devon trio will be rejigging "I Belong To You" to appear in the latest Stephanie Meyer adaptation "OMG!!!!1...
(2008) Bon Jovi, Bowie, Beck, Bananarama and B.B. King Stump for Barack Obama
Boston - Bolstering his beleaguered campaign bankroll, Barack Obama's brain trust blueprints plans for a Blues/Rock fundraiser. Bound for Boston, a bountiful bevy of British and U.S. bands are booked and for the two-day jamboree. Boosters will b...
(2007) Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included
The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.
(2008) Hadron Collider Wrecked by Black Hole It Created, Down for Repairs
GENEVA (FMLiveWire) -- The world's newest and biggest particle accelerator the Large Hadron Collider was wrecked by a miniature black hole it created and will not begin operations again until April, officials at CERN revealed this week.
The machin...
(2007) Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain
Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...
(2006) US Air Force implements "Smart Card Logon" for aircraft, missiles
All U.S. Air Force pilots will soon be required to use Common Access Cards, or "smart cards," to log on to aircraft and missiles. USAF is moving away from unsecure access in an effort to thwart saboteurs and terrorists from putting critica...
(2008) Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste
Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.
(2007) Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'
Avram Grant, the new Chelsea 'manager', has said in an interview that the priority at Stamford Bridge for the rest of this season, is to stay in the Premier League and avoid relegation.
(2006) "Black Hole Factory" To Destroy Planet Earth
GENEVA (Reuters)--Mad scientists will generate a black hole every second when the world's most powerful particle accelerator comes online here in 2007, and one of them will eventually gobble up planet Earth, acknowledges the project's creator Dr.
(2009) 25,000-volt cable terrifies Hogwarts Eurostar Express platform 9¾ passengers
London - (Slytherin Stuff): "We thought it might be Lord Voldemort's pet snake Nagini," a terrified passenger on the 5.13pm Paris to London Hogwarts Eurostar Express cried as a hexed live power cable came crashing down onto platform 9¾ at St Pancras...
(2007) Cuba Sends Fidel to Taxidermist
Habanero Island, Cuba (IP) - Reports trickling into our news center indicate that the CIA has discovered that Fidel Castro died on Christmas Day of 2006. The new Cuban leadership became so nervous at his demise that they sent his body to top German...
(2008) "I Kill Hamsters for Fun" says Britton
Daytime TV favourite Fern Britton has stunned viewers with the revelation that she likes to kill hamsters for pleasure.
The bombshell comes just days after her recent dramatic weight loss was revealed to be nothing more than an illusion created by...
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Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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