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(2005) Abominable Snowman to Hang Star on National Christmas Tree

Funny story: (2005) Abominable Snowman to Hang Star on National Christmas Tree

In an effort to reach out to minorities and immigrants,, the White House has invited North Pole native The Abominable Snowman to hang the star at the top of the National Christmas Tree in Washington, D.C. The ceremony is scheduled to take place on F...

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(2009) Michelle Obama Caught Up In Outrageous China Shopping Spree as 316,000 Bongs Disguised as 'Christmas Ornaments' Discovered in Los Angeles Security Check!

Funny story: (2009) Michelle Obama Caught Up In Outrageous China Shopping Spree as 316,000 Bongs Disguised as 'Christmas Ornaments' Discovered in Los Angeles Security Check!

Michelle Obama finds herself in the midst of yet another controversy involving the US's balance of trade with China, in addition to being linked to a shipment of 316,000 Bongs labeled "Christmas ornaments' she picked up while visiting China with her...

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(2006) Pat Robertson Embraces Islam

Funny story: (2006) Pat Robertson Embraces Islam

M. G. "Pat" Robertson has achieved national and international recognition as a religious broadcaster, philanthropist, educator, religious leader, businessman, and author. He is the founder and chairman of The Christian Broadcasting Network...

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(2007) Moon is Definately made of Cheese Say Scientists

Funny story: (2007) Moon is Definately made of Cheese Say Scientists

Scientist's today came up with the startling revelation that the moon is definitely made of cheese.

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(2010) Queen Camilla - Shock Announcement

Funny story: (2010) Queen Camilla - Shock Announcement

As President Obama spared a turkey prior to Thanksgiving in America, the Queen stepped up to save Camilla from the role of Queen, as suggested by Prince Charles in a mumble to American Television. The full announcement from Buckingham Palace read:...

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(2005) Ideas for Cooking Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Funny story: (2005) Ideas for Cooking Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Every year, millions of Americans go "over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house" for Thanksgiving Dinner. Many, however, must stay home and cook the dinner themselves for the first time. This may be because finances...

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(2010) Amy Winehouse Arrested For Pissing On Plane, Causing A Near-Crash

Funny story: (2010) Amy Winehouse Arrested For Pissing On Plane, Causing A Near-Crash

If there's one thing you don't want to do when your flight has been delayed is to have too many drinks at the Airport bar. Someone should have told that to Amy Winehouse. Something else she needs to know, that even on a two-hour trip it's good...

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(2009) 'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'

Funny story: (2009) 'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'

Forget 'Chupacabras', the dreaded 'goat suckers' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World's Overweight Population: Pishtacos! Law enforcement agents in Lima today discovered wha...

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(2007) Secret to Cold Fusion Found, then Lost

Funny story: (2007) Secret to Cold Fusion Found, then Lost

Three scientists in Encinitas, CA claim to have unlocked the secret to efficient and easily reproducible cold fusion, then lost the secret due to, as they describe it, "trying to do too many things at once."...

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(2007) Husband guilty of sexual breach of the peace for making love to wife in hotel room

Funny story: (2007) Husband guilty of sexual breach of the peace for making love to wife in hotel room

Following last week's loony decision by a sheriff in Scotland that a man who masturbated with a bicycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace, another sheriff has found an Englishman guilty of...

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(2005) Christina Aguilera Ties The Knot

Funny story: (2005) Christina Aguilera Ties The Knot

Pop star and trollop Christina Aguilera was married yesterday to longtime boyfriend Jordan Bratman in a private and lavish ceremony in Napa Valley, California. Everything about the ceremony was opulent, expensive, and gorgeous, in sharp contrast to...

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(2009) Paris catwalk karma probed in South Korean supermodel Daul Kim death mystery

Funny story: (2009) Paris catwalk karma probed in South Korean supermodel Daul Kim death mystery

Paris - (Sacre Bleu!): Haute couture twitterati are gobsmacked: is a notorious Parisian catwalk hex to blame for the sudden death of supermodel Daul Kim? Gendarmerie sources remain stoically sphinx-like. But the 20 year-old South Korean stunne...

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(2010) Kate Middleton Reveals her Shock favourite on X-factor

Funny story: (2010) Kate Middleton Reveals her Shock favourite on X-factor

Kate Middleton has revealed her favourite act on X-factor, and its a shocker. Contrary to what people may think, Kate's closest friends have revealed that Kate likes to support the underdog, just like Princess Diana did. And for that reason her...

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(2003) "Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board

Funny story: (2003) "Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board

The British Tourist Board has described the UK's seaside resorts as "sh*t", "dirty scum holes", "fat northerner meccas" and "Blackpool".

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(2007) McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

Funny story: (2007) McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...

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(2007) Orange Juice Causes Colds

Funny story: (2007) Orange Juice Causes Colds

Deland, Florida (IP) - Scientists have issued a report containing new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold.

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(2007) Was Elaine Marshall also top suspect in Anna Nicole son's dodgy smack death?

Funny story: (2007) Was Elaine Marshall also top suspect in Anna Nicole son's dodgy smack death?

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An inquest into the September 2006 death of Daniel Smith has heard of his mother's recorded suspicions that her former step-daughter-in-law, Elaine Marshall, may have been linked to attempts to pare down t...

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(2009) Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

Funny story: (2009) Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

The Medical Journal of Australia reports that a lesbian woman who has complained of smelling like a rotting fish for most of her life has been diagnosed with a genetic condition that causes her to emit a disagreeable odor. Unable to find a man, s...

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(2007) China selling Real Babies as christmas toys

Funny story: (2007) China selling Real Babies as christmas toys

Chinese Communist Party Official, Fuk Yu, has admitted that a sweat shop in the outskirts of Beijing has been selling real babies instead of plastic toy ones at it's factory.

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(2007) McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Funny story: (2007) McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.

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(2007) Mr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91

Funny story: (2007) Mr. Whipple "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin" dies in Mexico of Montezuma's Revenge at age 91

Baja, Mexico - Known only as the nosey grocery store manager who asked generations of shoppers, "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," Mr. Whipple was a man we hardly knew but everybody immediate recognized, even in Mexico. Like many Amer...

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(2010) X Factor Beatles Haunting Warning

Funny story: (2010) X Factor Beatles Haunting Warning

A top psychic has warned that the X Factor house could be haunted by angry dead moptops if they go ahead with plans to have a Beatles theme night today. The controversy-hit show will see Kate Waissel sing Help!, Matt Cardle will perform Come Toget...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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