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(2006) Pat Robertson Embraces Islam
M. G. "Pat" Robertson has achieved national and international recognition as a religious broadcaster, philanthropist, educator, religious leader, businessman, and author. He is the founder and chairman of The Christian Broadcasting Network...
(2010) Queen Camilla - Shock Announcement
As President Obama spared a turkey prior to Thanksgiving in America, the Queen stepped up to save Camilla from the role of Queen, as suggested by Prince Charles in a mumble to American Television.
The full announcement from Buckingham Palace read:...
(2007) Moon is Definately made of Cheese Say Scientists
Scientist's today came up with the startling revelation that the moon is definitely made of cheese.
(2005) Abominable Snowman to Hang Star on National Christmas Tree
In an effort to reach out to minorities and immigrants,, the White House has invited North Pole native The Abominable Snowman to hang the star at the top of the National Christmas Tree in Washington, D.C. The ceremony is scheduled to take place on F...
(2010) Amy Winehouse Arrested For Pissing On Plane, Causing A Near-Crash
If there's one thing you don't want to do when your flight has been delayed is to have too many drinks at the Airport bar.
Someone should have told that to Amy Winehouse.
Something else she needs to know, that even on a two-hour trip it's good...
(2010) Michelle Obama To One day Have Sex Change
The latest thing being rumored around Washington, DC is that Michelle's mother, Ms. Mary Robinson, says her daughter is planning to have a sex change later on after Barack is no longer President and the girls are older.
"Michelle would wait until...
(2005) Ideas for Cooking Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Every year, millions of Americans go "over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house" for Thanksgiving Dinner. Many, however, must stay home and cook the dinner themselves for the first time. This may be because finances...
(2010) Mr. Data Says 'Star Trek:The Next Generation' Cast Always Stoned
Hollywood, CA-- Brent Spiner, better known as Mr. Data, admitted today the entire Star Trek:The Next Generation (ST:TNG) cast "was stoned out of their f*cking heads" during filming of the hit sci-fi show. Mr. Spiner said people joked the initials ST...
(2009) 'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'
Forget 'Chupacabras', the dreaded 'goat suckers' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World's Overweight Population: Pishtacos!
Law enforcement agents in Lima today discovered wha...
(2007) Secret to Cold Fusion Found, then Lost
Three scientists in Encinitas, CA claim to have unlocked the secret to efficient and easily reproducible cold fusion, then lost the secret due to, as they describe it, "trying to do too many things at once."...
(2009) Paris catwalk karma probed in South Korean supermodel Daul Kim death mystery
Paris - (Sacre Bleu!): Haute couture twitterati are gobsmacked: is a notorious Parisian catwalk hex to blame for the sudden death of supermodel Daul Kim?
Gendarmerie sources remain stoically sphinx-like.
But the 20 year-old South Korean stunne...
(2007) Husband guilty of sexual breach of the peace for making love to wife in hotel room
Following last week's loony decision by a sheriff in Scotland that a man who masturbated with a bicycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace, another sheriff has found an Englishman guilty of...
(2010) Kate Middleton Reveals her Shock favourite on X-factor
Kate Middleton has revealed her favourite act on X-factor, and its a shocker.
Contrary to what people may think, Kate's closest friends have revealed that Kate likes to support the underdog, just like Princess Diana did. And for that reason her...
(2007) McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!
Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...
(2005) Christina Aguilera Ties The Knot
Pop star and trollop Christina Aguilera was married yesterday to longtime boyfriend Jordan Bratman in a private and lavish ceremony in Napa Valley, California. Everything about the ceremony was opulent, expensive, and gorgeous, in sharp contrast to...
(2007) Orange Juice Causes Colds
Deland, Florida (IP) - Scientists have issued a report containing new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold.
(2007) China selling Real Babies as christmas toys
Chinese Communist Party Official, Fuk Yu, has admitted that a sweat shop in the outskirts of Beijing has been selling real babies instead of plastic toy ones at it's factory.
(2007) Was Elaine Marshall also top suspect in Anna Nicole son's dodgy smack death?
Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An inquest into the September 2006 death of Daniel Smith has heard of his mother's recorded suspicions that her former step-daughter-in-law, Elaine Marshall, may have been linked to attempts to pare down t...
(2010) X Factor Beatles Haunting Warning
A top psychic has warned that the X Factor house could be haunted by angry dead moptops if they go ahead with plans to have a Beatles theme night today.
The controversy-hit show will see Kate Waissel sing Help!, Matt Cardle will perform Come Toget...
(2008) Pantie Post
WASHINGTON - Barack Obama likes to wear satin panties from Hillary Clintons cabinet,it keeps his testicles smooth and shiny, Roddy Emanuel Obama's chief of dress said.
But panties could be more important in an Obama administration than in some oth...
(2007) Bush Invites Queen Elizabeth II to be New American Figurehead
Washington, DC (AP) - President George W. Bush of the USA, his popularity flagging, has reached out across the pond seeking someone, anyone, to take some of the heat that has resulted from his foreign policy off of his back. To that end, he has exte...
(2007) McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv
Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.
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Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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