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(2009) "Smack my bitch up" Lyrics to go under hammer
An item dating from 1937 containing the original lyrics to George Formby's classic "Smack my bitch up" is to be the star lot at a Northeby's auction later this month. The yellowing paper, torn from a diary, shows Formby's distinctive handwriting...Read full story
(2007) Stalin Evicted From Big Brother House
The late Soviet leader Joseph Stalin has been evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house after the controversy caused by his comments about fellow housemate Leon Trotsky. Before the vote from the public, Stalin tearfully confessed to Big Brother th...Read full story
(2012) Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter
A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...Read full story
(2010) Senator Beefcake Proves That Sex Sells for the GOP!
The newest Senator from the Bay State, Scott Brown, formerly a centerfold in Cosmopolitan Magazine circa 1982, has shown that sex sells for the GOP. Having found a winning strategy for Massachusetts, the Republican party now is on a hunt for hot, yo...Read full story
(2011) Camilla: I Will End Ms. Kate Middleton's Game!
Prince Charles upset wife, Camilla, has allowed her tongue to begin wagging and so far, no one, not even the Queen, can shut it up! "Oh I'm aware of little Miss Middleton's schemes to be the next Queen of England", Camilla has been quoted by a pa...Read full story
(2010) Ashley Greene Of Twilight Embarrassing Some Of Cast
Ashley Greene, who starred in the recent Twilight New Moon, has actually succeeded in embarrassing some of the other stars. Off the record, one of the males stated that "Ashley does not have to pose nude in every magazine out there. If she can act...Read full story
(2008) Schumacher to make sensational return!
Michael Schumacher has today announced that he will be making 'the biggest comeback since Jesus' when he rejoins the F1 paddock to go racing once more.Read full story
(2011) Venus does a Serena and flashes her bum in Aussie!
Last year in Australia Serena Williams got all mens (non-gay) hearts racing by flashing her very muscular buttocks underneath her flesh-coloured panties. In fact Jaggedone reported on this "flashy" story, which caused over 80's male tennis fans to...Read full story
(2005) Rolling Stone: No Qualms With Bible, But Zondervan Translation Boring
NEW YORK --- Fed up with the recent neo-con talk radio rants regarding its refusal to sell advertising space to Zondervan's latest translation of the Bible, the TNIV Bible, RollingStone magazine issued a statement explaining that religion was...Read full story
(2010) South Korea tells its people, "to make babies," sex-mad sex tourists have promised to help!
The news spread like wild fire after South Korea ordered it's people to "Make Babies!" Sex-mad tourists visiting Bangkok, Ibiza, Poland, Las Vegas, and Bognor Regis are applying for entry visas to help the South Koreans "do it!" The reason for...Read full story
(2018) Blake Bortles takes bus to New England, Jaguars don't trust him through the air
There is breaking news in the world of professional sports transportation. According to NFL analyst Adam Schefter, Jacksonville Jaguars Quarterback Blake Bortles will be not be traveling with the team on their flight to New England. Instead he will b...Read full story
(2007) Great White Rabbit Discovered In Cave May Help Feed North Koreans
The great white rabbit discovered in a cave by King Arthur and the Knights who say "Neet" may be used to help feed hungry North Koreans. The rabbit got a Korean government official's attention yesterday after watching the movie, Mon...Read full story
(2008) Bush Proposes Tax Cuts for Rich, Republicans, and Heterosexuals
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. President George W. Bush, leader of the free-world and defender of all that is holy, proposed a near $700 billion legislation package Friday, in hopes of bolstering the American economy and saving the free-world from certain eco...Read full story
(2008) Three-Buck Chuck turns to Three-Buck Upchuck for American consumer as grapes begin to sour for wine maker
It appears as if the grapes are beginning to sour for California wine maker, Bucking Bronco Wine Co. famed for its three-dollar bottle of wine Charles Shaw variety as their brand is vastly turning into the three-buck upchuck for American consumers.Read full story
(2011) Justin Bieber: My Dad is Brad Pitt
Singer Justin Bieber startled his audience last night by telling them live on-stage that his real father is Brad Pitt. "I don't know if he will admit it or not, but actor Brad Pitt is my dad, according to my grandmother." Justin stated that h...Read full story
(2008) Britney Spears is dating Princess Diana's butler
Britney Spears' meltdown took a new turn when it was revealed that she was dating publicity addict, Paul Burrell, Princess Diana's former butler.Read full story
(2009) Zulu Warrior Arrested at White House After Hurling Warthog Over Fence!
Washington,DC/ Tribal News - Carrying the traditional i-kiwas, a short thrusting spear, a descendant of Zulu King, Shaka, tried to present a tribal offering to incoming President Obama, which unfortunately led to his immediate arrest sparking an int...Read full story
(2009) Hollywood Hires Actor to Portray Obama in Biopic
Hollywood has finally completed the script for the biopic on the historic election of Barack Obama and have signed an actor to play the lead role. The actor, a well respected and Oscar winning contract player for many years with the Disney studios,...Read full story
(2008) BBC in more trouble after asking viewers to vote for winner of 1972 Eurovision Song Contest
After some high-profile scandals involving phone-ins to TV programmes, the BBC has yet again found itself at the centre of controversy. This time, viewers were asked to vote on who they thought would win the 1972 Eurovision Song Contest, a competiti...Read full story
(2006) Bin Laden tape traced to Houston's Bust-uh-Rap Recording Studio
"Lord if he's in HOUSTON'" Rumsfeld raged, "We''ll never find him!". Tito Lee, owner of Bust-uh-Rap recording studio in Houston Texas told CIA agents that yes a rather tall "dude" with a beard and a turb...Read full story
(2011) State of the Union Address: Love Seats & Hot Tubs!
When Senators Coburn and Schumer announced a few days ago they would sit together at the State of the Union Address, it drew a vast media response. Other Senators and Congressman have since rushed to get their share of cable news and each duo trying...Read full story
(2004) Cold Weather Blamed for Chillywillyness
All across the northern part of the northern hemisphere people are chilly. Recent polls show most believe there is a direct relationship between Freezing weather and being...not warm. But when the phrase direct relationship is used, visuals of less f...Read full story