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(2010) Michael Jackson's Alleged Gay Companion in Hiding

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The self-confessed lover of Michael Jackson says he is hiding out following death threats by Michael Jackson's fans. Jason Pfeiffer says some of the threats are gruesome and graphic and have him scared for his life. Jackson's dermatologist, Dr.

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(2007) Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!

Funny story: (2007) Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!

New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.

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(2009) Chris Brown Uses Captain Hook's Hook As A Nipple Ring On Rihanna

When nude pictures of Rihanna were leaked online, they showed her with a nipple ring, and it appears to be Captain Hook's beloved hook. Rihanna has confirmed it was stolen from Captain Hook and she is very sorry. Chris Brown was the person who act...

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(2007) Jerry Falwell Meets His Maker

Funny story: (2007) Jerry Falwell Meets His Maker

Lynchburg Tenn., Liberty University. The Reverend Jerry Falwell was discovered collapsed on the floor at Liberty University today. Attempts to revive the Reverend failed and it is presumed Falwell succumbed to heart failure. Falwell has had a past...

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(2008) Obama Related to Osama

Pastor Wright came before a press conference in Dallas today, to describe in greater detail his relationship with Senator Obama. Meaning well, he told of their more intimate times spent together, speaking of religion, government, and the middle east.

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(2008) Fatwah Declared on Human Resources

Funny story: (2008) Fatwah Declared on Human Resources

A disaffected former employee of Rolls Royce, forced out of his job by a dysfunctional HR manager who blamed no golfing partner to play or cheese and wine function to attend, has set up a world-wide organisation to fight for the world-wide banning of...

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(2018) PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

Funny story: (2018) PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

If you're a blue-jeans-wearing kind of gal (or guy), then you're aware of the fashion revolution that is stretch denim – but what you may not know is that the research and development of stretch denim was funded by Big Food (namely, Nestle, McDonald'...

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(2007) Bush 98% Monkey

Funny story: (2007) Bush 98% Monkey

Scientists in a lab somewhere, claim findings with extensive research that George W Bush (of America) is 98% Monkey. One expert said, "Yep, it's true".

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(2007) Bad day for the Devil as Jerry Falwell gets sent down

Funny story: (2007) Bad day for the Devil as Jerry Falwell gets sent down

Extremist Jerry Falwell, the controversial homophobic arsehole and evangelical lunatic has died of a heart attack. "Good bloody riddance" said the Reverend Ian Paisley. "He will burn in ever lasting flame for his twist...

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(2007) CBS to Release Newest CSI Installment

Funny story: (2007) CBS to Release Newest CSI Installment

Hollywood, CA -- CBS today announced it will launch another CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) spin-off. This time the popular, self-spawning show will take place in Brazil. Get ready for "CSI: Rio de Janeiro".

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(2007) Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad

Funny story: (2007) Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad

Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.

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(2007) Giuliani was Mayor on 9/11

Funny story: (2007) Giuliani was Mayor on 9/11

The question on everyone's mind since September the 11th has been: Who was that courageous mayor that saved the city? No one had taken credit for saving New York City in the aftermath of the terrorist attacks on the World trade Center Towers. L...

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(2014) Something So Bad Happens In Tybee That It Can Not Even Be Reported

Funny story: (2014) Something So Bad Happens In Tybee That It Can Not Even Be Reported

Something so bad and unspeakable has happened in the small town of Tybee located on Tybee Island that it cannot even be reported, it is that bad. Tybee, 13 miles from Savannah, a small town with an even smaller mentality, is said to be reeling fro...

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(2007) Mourinho to play in FA Cup Final

Funny story: (2007) Mourinho to play in FA Cup Final

Chelsea FC's Manager, Jose Mourinho, claims the club's injury problems are so bad he will consider playing as a striker for the FA Cup final on Saturday.

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(2008) New Kids on the Block reform

Funny story: (2008) New Kids on the Block reform

The product of a scientific experiment that went horrifically wrong, New Kids on the Block the five headed mutant organism, today reformed in New York prompting speculation about a mutant invasion.

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(2007) Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Funny story: (2007) Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock, the Sheffield United manager has been sacked by the club in the wake of their relegation from the Premiership. The news was announced this morning on the Blades' website, but there...

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(2007) New Home Pregnancy Sex Test Has Anti-Abortionists Up In Arms

Funny story: (2007) New Home Pregnancy Sex Test Has Anti-Abortionists Up In Arms

A new home pregnancy test that helps identify the gender of the baby within six weeks of conception has anti-abortionists up in arms. This test turns pink or blue to tell you if the child is a boy or a girl, not if you are pregnant.

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(2008) Mr Blobby to sing 'Abide with Me' at FA Cup Final

Funny story: (2008) Mr Blobby to sing 'Abide with Me' at FA Cup Final

The Football Association have today announced that Mr Blobby will sing the traditional pre match FA Cup Final hymn 'Abide with Me' in front of 90,000 fans.

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(2008) Pentagon blames Chinese astrology as quake obliterates nuclear weapons factories

Funny story: (2008) Pentagon blames Chinese astrology as quake obliterates nuclear weapons factories

Beijing - (Cosmic Mess): The Pentagon has blamed giant fissures in traditional Chinese astrological thinking for the obliteration of key underground nuclear weapons factories in Sichuan Province.

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(2010) Pussy Willows Upset College Women

Funny story: (2010) Pussy Willows Upset College Women

A group of female protesters in Los Angeles from several area Universities picketed local nurseries over their growing and selling of Pussy Willows. The students and faculty members felt that the plants degraded women in general and were inappropria...

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(2008) Budget airline's light-as-air plane cuts CO2 output

This is the passenger plane experts say could help the aviation industry become green.

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(2009) Newt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding

Funny story: (2009) Newt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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