Spoof news events on this day in history
(2010) Superman Accused Of Rape By The Invisible Man!
Reports are coming in of a bizarre incident involving Superman, Wonder Woman and The Invisible Man. It appears that Superman may be guilty of raping The Invisible Man, though it may not have been a deliberate act. According to a report released by...Read full story
(2011) Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong
Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...Read full story
(2011) Kristen Stewart: I Want to Have Rob's Baby in Real Life
Although they have become parents in the Twilight Movie episodes, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters this morning that she was anxious for she and Rob Pattinson to have a child of our own. "We really haven't talked it over enough but if it wer...Read full story
(2009) DCF called on 'Octo-Mom'
The mother of new Octuplets, has had DCF called on her, says the leprechauns who live in my brain. This happened Friday morning, when a neighbor heard loud, crying babies from her house. "I couldn't believe it! It was very annoying. I don't th...Read full story
(2008) Delia Smith's 'How To Cheat At Cooking' Slammed By Critics
The new cookery book by recently canonised football manager Delia Smith has been slammed by critics and fellow celebrity chefs as "immoral".Read full story
(2008) Prince William: the day they told me I'd never be King
Buckingham Palace - (Republican Mess): Prince William has told pals about the first time he was officially told he had less chance of ever becoming King of England than the dodgy one-armed Jihadi known as Abu Hamza.Read full story
(2008) USMC, CG May Develop Non-Traditional Weapons Systems Together
WASHINGTON, DC - In his second State of the Coast Guard speech, Admiral Thad Allen, 23rd Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, announced that due to secure communications shortfalls the first National Security Cutter, Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf, would...Read full story
(2005) Chuck Yeager Driving School
Retired Air Force General Charles "Chuck" Yeager, first man to break the sound barrier, grounded from flying because of his age, has opened a student driving school.Read full story
(2007) Tim Hardaway's Anti-Gay Comments Spark Bill Gates' Shocking Admission
On the heels of Tim Hardaway telling ESPN radio, "I hate gay people," Bill Gates has followed suit, admitting to Larry King: "I hate nerds."...Read full story
(2009) Daftass former royal equerry tests DNA-positive in Harry paternity fiasco
London - (Royal Scrounger Mess): Former Guards captain and one time royal equerry Mark Dyer has tested DNA positive in the hunt for Prince Harry's biological father. Dyer, 42, is currently being probed about his humunguous six figure earnings as a...Read full story
(2012) Scientologists flock to new church
The Church of Scientology is taking a bit of a beating at the moment, what with claims of child forced labor, perverting the course of justice and false imprisonment. Several organizations, including Village Voice and the hacker group Anonymous are...Read full story
(2007) Bono, "I suffer the wounds of christ"
In an exclusive interview today with the Spoof, Irish Ghandi and sometime lead singer of U2 Bono O'bono, sensationally claimed to be suffering from the rare religious condition known to priest's and vicar's around the world as Stigmata. The amazin...Read full story
(2008) Presidential Driver Admits Bush Moons From Limo
Alfred Nickelback, a soon to be retired driver of the Presidential Limo after nearly 40 years, revealed today the President Bush likes to moon people from behind the tinted glass. Nickelback says that it started with the Democratic National Head...Read full story
(2008) Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends
Today, Ron Paul held a press conference in his underground bunker to discuss his plans for the country. One reporter attended, providing The Spoof with this exclusive story.Read full story
(2008) Metal Detectorist Detects Himself
After a four day manhunt, police in Suffolk discovered distressed Arthur Hann, 61, of Wickambrook wandering around in a circle in a field. Apparently Mr Hann had left home on Monday lunchtime with his metal detector in order to follow his hobby.Read full story
(2005) Mutt Surprise Winner at Westminster
The dog world was shocked today when a mutt won the Best in Show award at the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club competition in Madison Square Garden. Delbert, an unheralded multi-breed mix, bested over 160 purebreds to snag the award. The announc...Read full story
(2008) Laika the Russian Space Dog, Returns to Earth
Laika, the little dog sent into space by the Russians during the middle of the 20th century, has made a triumphant and unexpected return to Earth.Read full story
(2007) Britney Spears Huddles with New York Mayor Bloomberg to Deal with iPod Ban
New Yorkers panicked when a state senator, citing safety concerns, proposed legislation to ban the use of handheld electronic devices (cellphones, music players, mini computers, etc.) by pedestrians crossing the streets in large cities of the state.Read full story
(2007) Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."
Manchester United's ruddy faced supremo, Sir Alex Ferguson today stunned journalists at United's famous Carrington training ground, by declaring to waiting reporters that he had a major announcement to make regarding his well documented Scott...Read full story
(2005) New Cars Modeled on Horses of Old; Hit the Horn and Pass Out!
Washington, DC, and Detroit, MI--The Big Three automakers today announced that they have developed a revolutionary car that will drive itself.Read full story
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London, England - In conjunction with an international consortium consisting of a Saudi Arabian Prince and a Nigerian open-air storefront market, The Spoof.Com has made welcomed addition to its popular "Spoof Calling Card" family with its new "Spoof...Read full story
(2007) "Cataclysmic disasters on a biblical scale"
February 21st 2008 will bring a total lunar eclipse; according to a leaked document, astronomers and scientist agree that it may well be a time of great danger for our earth. The last time the moon came that close to earth was 7981 B...Read full story