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(2011) Harry Potter 8 to be published in May 2011

Funny story: (2011) Harry Potter 8 to be published in May 2011

J.K. Rowling disclosed at a book signing today that she has secretly been writing the eighth book in the Harry Potter series. "I completed the manuscript last week and it's with the editors as we speak," said the wealthy author. When asked about...

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(2008) Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

Funny story: (2008) Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

London, England - Research on primates, our closest relatives, has revealed a startling connection between the sexual behavior of female monkeys and that of women: both species fake orgasms during sexual intercourse with their male counterparts.

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(2007) Dallas Cowboys Disband .. Texas Stadium to become World's Largest Walmart

Funny story: (2007) Dallas Cowboys Disband .. Texas Stadium to become World's Largest Walmart

Texas Stadium in Dallas Texas, now without a paying tenant after the Cowboys called it quits and sold the 122,700,000 square foot complex to the Walmart corporation expects to open it's doors AS WALMART Super Sunday right after Prince's halft...

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(2008) Kate McCann Rebranded

Funny story: (2008) Kate McCann Rebranded

News emerged today that award winning Lisbon based design agency E-Nova have been retained by the Find Madeleine fund to undertake a ground up rebranding exercise of key elements of Team McCann in order to increase their appeal in the Portuguese mark...

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(2007) Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

Funny story: (2007) Saddam Dies; Gets 34 Virgins

The entire Muslim community was angered today when it was revealed that Saddam Hussein received only 34 virgins after death. That's less than half the number of virgins promised in the Koran.

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(2008) France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

Funny story: (2008) France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

Berlin,Germany - The European Union was rocked today by the surprising and pointless surrender of France to Germany. No reason was given by the French government for the peculiar move as the French President had only this to say, "Today, we ful...

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(2009) Blagojevich's Hairpiece Seen from Outer Space

Funny story: (2009) Blagojevich's Hairpiece Seen from Outer Space

Embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich's hairpiece was recently spotted from the Hubble Space Telescope. Astonomer, Wyatt Eibaal, honed in on the hairpiece as it was floating down a Chicago street atop Blagojevich's pate. "It wasn't hard to find,"...

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(2008) Ron Paul Names Mary Carey as Running Mate

Funny story: (2008) Ron Paul Names Mary Carey as Running Mate

South Carolina - On the heels of a stunning defeat in the New Hampshire primary the Paul candidacy came forward today with an even more stunning revelation. It appears that negotiations are "in the works" to enlist porn legend Mary Carey t...

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(2009) Harry Potter Star Disses Series

According to an anonymous source, Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has recently admitted to his "intense dislike" of J.K. Rowling's popular Harry Potter books. "I'm honored to have been chosen as lead actor in the films, but as far as the books...

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(2007) Swiss unveil Doomsday Cuckoo Clock

Funny story: (2007) Swiss unveil Doomsday Cuckoo Clock

Zurich, Switzerland - (Rioters): The Swiss government has unveiled plans for their Doomsday Cuckoo Clock which gauges world credibility of its banking secrecy arrangements which have fallen so far behind internationally accepted standards that they a...

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(2010) Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Funny story: (2010) Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Mrs Dorothy Polkadott was today fined £25 for driving without due care and attention at Blow Street Magistrates Court, after a police officer on patrol saw her Starburst Green Mercedes ploughing at speed through a blizzard with a naked drunk stuck to...

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(2007) Star Jones and Donald Trump Form Strange Alliance

Funny story: (2007) Star Jones and Donald Trump Form Strange Alliance

In the throes of his battle with Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters, The Donald has reported receiving a congratulatory call from deposed diva Star Jones.

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(2008) Gerry McCann Rebranded

Funny story: (2008) Gerry McCann Rebranded

Following the successful completion of the rebranding of the McCanns in Portugal, it has today been revealed that the Team McCann brand has also been overhauled in Spanish territories too.

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(2009) Prince Harry arranged marriage shock!

Funny story: (2009) Prince Harry arranged marriage shock!

On the topic of the recent Harry debacle over the use of Paki, comes reports that Harry is involved in a arranged marriage to Pakistani princes Zahra. A spokesman from Clarence house stated that these allegations were part of Charles disgust abou...

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(2009) Prince Harry tells midget "I'm sorry for calling you a Paki"

Funny story: (2009) Prince Harry tells midget "I'm sorry for calling you a Paki"

The row about Prince Harry calling another soldier a "little Paki" is now officially over, the Palace has said. Speaking through a large aperture in its front door, St James Palace announced that the prince had apologised to the diminutive Pakista...

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(2010) Women detest other women

Funny story: (2010) Women detest other women

It is predicted that Chinese men will outnumber Chinese women in less than a few more years and this could create a gender imbalance that will leave millions of Chinese men without wives. It's assumed that this imbalance will create a surge in ma...

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(2011) Naked Male Pygmy on Cover of National Geographic Receives 10,000 Marriage Proposals

Funny story: (2011) Naked Male Pygmy on Cover of National Geographic Receives 10,000 Marriage Proposals

A naked male pygmy from the Ituri Forest in the Congo has received over 10,000 marriage proposals from women and 200 from men all around the world after appearing on the cover of the National Geographic. Although the magazine uses a black box over...

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(2011) Name for new Beckham baby announced

Funny story: (2011) Name for new Beckham baby announced

David and Victoria Beckham, announcing the expectation of their fourth child, have pre-empted the media and revealed exclusively to all newspapers as well as Hello, OK and, by a special request from David Beckham, Exchange and Mart Magazine, the name...

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(2010) Tiger Woods Having Sex Therapy

Funny story: (2010) Tiger Woods Having Sex Therapy

Tiger Woods has apparently checked himself into a sex clinic near Los Angeles, according to one Billy Rautch who was a patient there for the past two months. "Everybody knows he's there but no one has seen him", stated Rautch to UP2. "They even ha...

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(2004) Shipman murdered by prison doctor - irony wasted on Sky News

IT HAS been revealed that jailed serial killer, Harold Shipman was murdered in his cell by the prison doctor late last night.

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(2010) Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."

Funny story: (2010) Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."

NFL all-stars, quarterback Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts and defensive linebacker Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens will meet this Saturday in a playoff showdown in Indianapolis. In a sharp turn of events, Peyton Manning said, "If Ray Lewi...

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(2009) Sales Of Armchairs On Increase On Fulham Road

Funny story: (2009) Sales Of Armchairs On Increase On Fulham Road

Several furniture stores in South London appear to have bucked the current economic trend, and have reported a marked increase in the sales of living room furniture, particularly armchairs and footstools, says a report. Two stores, Feather & B...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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