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(2009) Saffron Burrow sacrifices herself to the lesbian community

Funny story: (2009) Saffron Burrow sacrifices herself to the lesbian community

Saffron Burrows who worked in Circle of Friends and appeared in Frida, Troy and shark shocker Deep Blue Seas came out and announced to the world that she's a devoted lesbian. In 2000 she told Tatler magazine, "I prefer the company of women when me...

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(2008) Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Funny story: (2008) Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago. The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...

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(2017) Do Your New Year's Partying Early This Year: Doomsday Clock Running Slow

Funny story: (2017) Do Your New Year's Partying Early This Year: Doomsday Clock Running Slow

Earth. According to the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, the Doomsday Clock is set to two and one-half minutes before midnight. As one scientist put it, "That's just long enough to find a brown paper bag and hyperventilate into it until you pass o...

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(2007) Tyson still backing Hatton to win: well, are you gonna tell him?

Funny story: (2007) Tyson still backing Hatton to win: well, are you gonna tell him?

Ricky Hatton has had his head knocked clean off by Floyd Mayweather, who apparently isn't just a loud-mouthed preener after all, but Mike Tyson doesn't appear to have noticed.

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(2009) X Factor Shocker

Funny story: (2009) X Factor Shocker

The X Factor was rocked to its foundations tonight after pre-pubescent girls' favourite Joe "Way Aye" McElderry was rushed to hospital with a mysterious suppurating growth on his cheek. McElderry, 2 and a half, went down with the mysterious afflic...

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(2007) Britney Spears to Star in New Shaft Movie with Richard Roundtree

Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears to Star in New Shaft Movie with Richard Roundtree

Film buffs were busy twitching at the sphincter this week when details of a new Shaft movie starring Richard Roundtree and Britney Spears were announced.

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(2007) Andy Murray signed up for Fred Perry biopic

It was confirmed last night that British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, has been signed up to appear in a new biopic about Fred Perry.

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(2006) The Cat's Out Of The Bag For Celebrity Big Brother Line-up

Funny story: (2006) The Cat's Out Of The Bag For Celebrity Big Brother Line-up

British TV broadcaster, Channel 4, is said to be livid by leaked reports giving details of the all-star line up for January's Celebrity Big Brother.

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(2007) Sub Continent of India dissapears up Richard Gere's backside

Funny story: (2007) Sub Continent of India dissapears up Richard Gere's backside

The Earth lost almost 1/6th of it's population today following a disaster involving former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere.

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(2006) Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

Funny story: (2006) Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The 2008 Best Picture Oscar is likely to go to one of five feature films, and Lindsay Lohan's "Nativity!" is the favorite, according to odds-makers surveyed by Variety.

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(2007) Mike Huckabee claims his God is better than Mitt Romney's God; Ron Paul stays silent

Funny story: (2007) Mike Huckabee claims his God is better than Mitt Romney's God; Ron Paul stays silent

Former southern Baptist preacher turned Arkansas governor turned aspiring presidential candidate Mike Huckabee claimed today that Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney's Mormon God is inferior to his southern Baptist God.

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(2007) Mysterious mammal with big ears was Prince Charles on desert hunt

Funny story: (2007) Mysterious mammal with big ears was Prince Charles on desert hunt

A spokeswoman at Clarence House has admitted that a nocturnal photograph of an "extraordinary" desert creature with enormous ears was in fact the Prince of Wales feeling peckish one night on a recent beach...

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(2006) Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

Funny story: (2006) Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

MEXICO CITY - The Mexican government said today it was rushing army and police units to its northern border to slow a stampede of desperate people and animals fleeing the United States.

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(2007) Vermont Teddy Bear Company cancels line of controversial faith-based bears for Christmas; fundamentalists charged blasphemy

Funny story: (2007) Vermont Teddy Bear Company cancels line of controversial faith-based bears for Christmas; fundamentalists charged blasphemy

Shelburne, Vermont - After the sentencing of British schoolteacher, Gillian Gibbons, in Sudan, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company announced today it would be canceling a line of controversial religiously themed bears such as Judas Bear with Fifty Pieces...

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(2008) Hull City Fan Predicts Anfield Win

Funny story: (2008) Hull City Fan Predicts Anfield Win

Hull City, the 'Premiership newboys', its 'young pretenders', and 'relegation favourites', take on League leaders Liverpool at Anfield tomorrow, and will win, according to Tigers fan, Paula McKenna. Paula, who has been following City for more than...

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(2007) More People Being Proactive

Funny story: (2007) More People Being Proactive

Business has had a good year, and the reason is simple: more people are being proactive. "We've got more people being proactive and, as we all know, that grows the brand!" declared Miles Carruthers, CEO of Teleplexis International.

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(2006) Mel Gibson set to direct Klingonese language movie

Funny story: (2006) Mel Gibson set to direct Klingonese language movie

With the success of the current movie with a Mayan dialect 'Apocalypto' and the 2004 Aramaic language movie - 'Passion of the Christ', Mel Gibson has decided to direct an all out Klingon language movie without subtitles. Mel Gibson h...

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(2009) Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Funny story: (2009) Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Along with all the raw data that was deleted by the University of East Angela which showed that global temperatures have actually dropped over the last ten years, thus proving that man made global warming was a scam; Al Gore also has also had his car...

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(2006) USA Rocket Blasts Off!

Funny story: (2006) USA Rocket Blasts Off!

Today a rocket ship from the USA went zooming off into outer space. When the rocket blasted off, there was a lot of flames, smoke and sparks. Inside the rocket were a bunch of astronauts. These heroic fliers are some of the greatest Americans that...

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(2009) Jesus Tips Twenty Percent Plus

Funny story: (2009) Jesus Tips Twenty Percent Plus

JUPITER, FL- Jesus Christ was reported tipping 20 percent or more on a recent visit to a local neighborhood restaurant. Jesus was seen dining at Le Metro Neighborhood Bistro in Jupiter, Florida, Friday evening, at around eight o'clock. "This is su...

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(2006) Bush says "Blame the Heat Miser not Big Oil!"

Funny story: (2006) Bush says "Blame the Heat Miser not Big Oil!"

At a recent gathering of oil company presidents, President Bush assured the company heads that their industry was not at fault for global warming. The President explained that the real culprit is the Heat Miser from TV Show A Year Without Santa Claus...

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(2008) General Motors To Begin Making Toy Cars

Funny story: (2008) General Motors To Begin Making Toy Cars

DETROIT (FMLiveWire)- The failure on Thursday of a congressional rescue package for the U.S. auto industry has made General Motors Corp. (GM) decide to shift production to toy cars. GM said it was "disappointed" by the Senate's rejection of $14 bi...

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