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Funny story: (2008) Fat Dancing Retard kid who appears in Jesus Budda's avatar calls foul

(2008) Fat Dancing Retard kid who appears in Jesus Budda's avatar calls foul

The ugly, fat, stupid looking retarded kid who dances like a beached whale at a spastic convention, and appears as the animated avatar of average writer Jesus Budda, has demanded that the image be removed from public display. 'Little' Jimmy Bastar...
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Funny story: (2007) Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

(2007) Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

It was discovered today that the much disputed actual height of former comic and chimney sweep Ronnie Corbett is seven feet.
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Funny story: (2008) Mr. Potato Head and Louis the Octopus caught in torrid homosexual love affair at Newquay's Blue Reef Aquarium

(2008) Mr. Potato Head and Louis the Octopus caught in torrid homosexual love affair at Newquay's Blue Reef Aquarium

Cornwall, England - Officials and patrons of the Blue Reef Aquarium were taken aback when early one morning they awoke to find an overnight guest in Louis the octopus's aquarium. Mr. Potato Head of "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2&quo...
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Funny story: (2008) Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

(2008) Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...
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Funny story: (2007) David Copperfield Makes Himself Disappear

(2007) David Copperfield Makes Himself Disappear

(Las Vegas) - World famous magician and accused rapist, David Copperfield, has performed the most astonishing magic trick of his career; he made himself disappear.
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Funny story: (2009) Ellen DeGeneres married to Portia de Rossi

(2009) Ellen DeGeneres married to Portia de Rossi

New York- Ellen DeGeneres is planning a huge wedding. She will marry lipstick lesbian Portia de Rossi. DeGeneres announced the wedding during a taping of her talk show. DeGeneres said she and girlfriend de Rossi ("Ally McBeal," from "Nip/Tuck") wo...
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Funny story: (2008) China to export sex workers to Vegas

(2008) China to export sex workers to Vegas

Beijing, China - Chinese officials today have formalized agreements with the state of Nevada to initially start exporting sex workers to Las Vegas, Reno and Tahoe. Prostitution, illegal in name only in China, is a burgeoning industry, totally l...
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Funny story: (2008) Durham man attacked by locovore

(2008) Durham man attacked by locovore

A Durham man was attacked this evening by a locovore when he got in the locovore's way while it was grazing at a Whole Food's salad bar on Todd Street. Peter Hardwick was serving himself when a man identified as a locovore came out of the cor...
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Funny story: (2008) Harry Redknapp and the Goblet of fire

(2008) Harry Redknapp and the Goblet of fire

NEWCASTLE will offer Harry Redknapp £20million to be their new boss till he is sacked at the end of the season.
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Funny story: (2008) HD DVD Format Exposed as Hoax

(2008) HD DVD Format Exposed as Hoax

It was announced today that the HD DVD format would be abandoned after nearly ten years of development and promotion. "We regret being so wrong," admitted Doug Hashcode, HD North American spokesman. "But it now appears that the HD DVD...
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Funny story: (2009) Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez Fighting? The latest feud

(2009) Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez Fighting? The latest feud

Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez are reportedly fighting. According to the voices in my head, the former-BFFs are not in speaking terms. The last time these beauties were spotted together was in October. Gomez betrayed Song and publicly...
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Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears to be Featured on Cover of National Geographic

(2007) Britney Spears to be Featured on Cover of National Geographic

Pop icon Britney Spears will be featured on the cover of the February National Geographic. The singer is to be shown in her natural environment, doing the things that most single mothers do. The story is expected to include shots of Britney arrivin...
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Funny story: (2008) Tina Fay is Gay for Pay or so they say in the News Today

(2008) Tina Fay is Gay for Pay or so they say in the News Today

Tina Fay, part-time Saturday Night Live Sarah Palein impersonator, has been revealed by news sources nobody has heard of this morning as being a gay porn actress and one time Dr. Seusse ghost-writer. Fay has appeared in literally an unconfirmed nu...
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Funny story: (2010) Masterchef - Professionals My Arse! - Says Local Woman

(2010) Masterchef - Professionals My Arse! - Says Local Woman

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today was forced to endure the popular British Broadcasting Corporation's television presentation of 'Masterchef - The Professionals' on his 52" HD TV. Shuttlecock, who wasn't keen on his wife's programme selection i...
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Funny story: (2010) Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe

(2010) Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe

With a lot of the final scenes being shot for the last double episode of Twilight, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they plan to do exactly as they promised their fans some time ago, get married. "We wanted the whole movie madness thing to...
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Funny story: (2008) Now giant Lego woman follows giant Lego man to Brighton beach

(2008) Now giant Lego woman follows giant Lego man to Brighton beach

BRIGHTON BEACH - ENGLAND: Following the recent discovery of a giant Lego man who appears to have washed ashore on Brighton Beach, local residents have now discovered a giant Lego woman. It is believed that the giant Lego man comes from Holland.
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Funny story: (2006) Heather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle

(2006) Heather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle

Yoko Ono has been drawn into the vicious divorce spat between Sir Paul and Lady Heather Mills McCartney. John Lennon's widow is reported to be furious at reports that Sir Paul is considering offsetting a proportion of any future divorce settlemen...
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Funny story: (2011) Blackburn Rovers frustrated at missing out on panda signing

(2011) Blackburn Rovers frustrated at missing out on panda signing

Blackburn Rovers Venky group owners have expressed frustration at losing out in their pursuit of a giant panda who shunned the advances of the Lancashire club in favour of a move to minnows Edinburgh Zoo. The club had hoped to make Yangguang their...
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Funny story: (2008) Marriage annulled because couple are NOT related

(2008) Marriage annulled because couple are NOT related

In shock news from Arkansas today, a couple of newly-weds demanded that they should have their marriage annulled with immediate effect after discovering they were NOT related.
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Funny story: (2007) Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Sells Used "Red Carpet" Gum on eBay

(2007) Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Sells Used "Red Carpet" Gum on eBay

It all started when 8-month-old Shiloh was eating her breakfast and heard on the radio that her mom, Angelina Jolie, had referred to her as a "blob."...
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Funny story: (2007) One Of Heather Mills' Legs Is Shorter Than The Other - Claim

(2007) One Of Heather Mills' Legs Is Shorter Than The Other - Claim

Heather Mills, the estranged wife of still-crooning ex-Beatle Paul Mills-McCartney, laid siege to a series of TV studios yesterday morning, claiming that stories of her having a wooden leg were "prepost...
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Funny story: (2007) Maddy: Misfit Murat 'Grilled Again'

(2007) Maddy: Misfit Murat 'Grilled Again'

Portugese police investigating the disappearance of Madeleine McCann are refocusing their attention on original suspect, dubious expat Brit loner, Robert Murat, 33.
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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