Spoof news events on this day in history
(2010) Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...Read full story
(2004) Michael Moore and Vin Diesel sign up for ‘Da Vinci Code' movie
Film-maker Michael Moore, renowned for his documentary work on Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11, has agreed to turn his style and skill to the forthcoming movie of the international bestseller ‘The Da Vinci Code'.Read full story
(2005) Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt smells 'badly'
NEW YORK - In an interview recently given by Angelina Jolie, the actress says she "thinks the world" of Brad Pitt - but never slept with him, probably because "he smells badly."...Read full story
(2010) "Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate
Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night. Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school. "...Read full story
(2005) Reality Sex on Fox TV
The FOX Network announced a new reality TV show for the fall lineup. Each weekly episode will feature a well known Hollywood or small screen celebrity traveling to a different city or location and having sex with the ordinary folks who happen to live...Read full story
(2005) Congress changes spelling of "nucleus" to "nuculus"
WASHINGTON (API) - In order to eliminate a specific criticism of President George W. Bush, who pronounces "nuclear" as "noo-kyu-lar", the GOP leadership in Congress has passed a resolution changing the spelling of a subatomic part...Read full story
(2008) Emma Watson does all she can to get a Dick inside
The actress Emma Watson, frustrated by red tape, has done all she feels she can to help get a Dick inside. The diminutive young actress is almost at her wits end having run out of options to help her new escort Dick Doubtfire obtain a flat within...Read full story
(2009) Robert Pattinson Confesses To Kristen
Apparently Robert Pattinson had something in his past that he really didn't want Kristen Stewart to know but she knew instinctively that there has always been something that he has been holding back. So, this past weekend he told her, and it didn...Read full story
(2005) Jessica Simpson Face Cream Disaster!
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Jessica Simpson recently came out of hiding with some terrible news to share with her many fans. Through her publicity agent, Miss Simpson revealed that she had been using a special face cream since she attended J. J. Pearce High Scho...Read full story
(2008) My Gay Affair with Obama
London, England - Retired Royal Air Force pilot and pre-op transsexual Polly Graff has revealed that she had a one-night stand with US Presidential hopeful Barack Obama when she was a gay man. According to Ms Graff, the tryst occurred a dozen years a...Read full story
(2005) Public Library to File Lawsuits Against Copy-Machine Pirates
Mayo, Kansas -- The Comanche County Public Library announced yesterday it will file its first wave of lawsuits later this month against those it alleges are illegally photocopying copyrighted books, joining the music industry in its fight against pir...Read full story
(2010) Chinese UFO Mystery Solved as Liu Xiaobo Accepts Peace Prize
Recent sightings of UFOs in China have had Chinese government officials quite puzzled as an almost regular procession of gigantic glowing spacecraft have been hovering dangerously close to the Baotou and Xiaoshan Airports. At last count, there have...Read full story
(2010) Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes
Following an exhaustive investigation, Skoob News can finally reveal that the photographs displayed on the interweb of Prime Minister David Cameron, and London Mayor, Boris Johnson, giving Katie Price one up the arse are photoshopped fakes. Acting...Read full story
(2008) Sara Palin 'stimulated' by Barack Obama
Aspiring Republican Vice-Presidential hopeful Alaska governor Sarah Palin allegedly became sexually aroused during the debate between Arizona senator John McCain and Illinois senator Barack last night, according to several sources at the scene. "S...Read full story
(2004) Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction
Washington - U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has been put on "administrative leave" after admitting to an addiction to emoticons earlier in the week.Read full story
(2008) Sarah Palin reads Playgirl Magazine! "Only for the articles, doggone it," says Palin
Anchorage, Alaska - Unlike President Jimmy Carter, whose popularity shot through the roof in the polls among liberals when he confessed to reading Playboy magazine as one of his vices, Sarah Plain was fearful of losing her conservative base if she a...Read full story
(2008) High School Musical 3: The Film Is Shit
Screaming fans greeted the stars of High School Musical 3: The Film Is Shit! for the film's premiere in London's Leicester Square last night, but the biggest moment came when star of the film, Zac Efron, told the crowd: "The film is shit." A hu...Read full story
(2004) Bush Burns Ear -- Pebble or Prompter at Fault?
President Bush suffered second-degree burns to the inner ear yesterday, prior to a rehearsal for his upcoming debate with Senator Kerry, the Democratic challenger in next month's Presidential elections and immediately sparked a controversy as to...Read full story
(2010) Luddite invents machine to destroy technology quicker.
A local Luddite movement in Englandshire is up in non-mechanical arms this week, as one of their young brethrens attempt to do a good turn has taken a turn for the unpleasant, with name calling and even some physical gesticulating in the general dire...Read full story
(2007) Exclusive: Jesus Christ Returns; Mistaken for David Blaine
Action News 8, Billings Montana -- Jesus Christ was spotted descending down to earth in a remote region of Montana by a local couple and their two children yesterday. "I didn't know what was goin' on myself," stated eyewitness Joe Bob Chandler. "He...Read full story
(2008) A Real Nut Case: Obama and Acorn Represent "Authoritarian Socialism"
Chicago,Il./ Militant Times - The seeds of the financial meltdown are now being traced to a militant community action group that adopted and backed Barack Obama as he climbed over the backs of American Taxpayers to become a Presidential Candidate.Read full story
(2010) Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Fool Their Many Fans
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went unrecognized at a recent gig last week as they came up with a great disguise. The 'Twilight' stars - who have long been rumoured to be a real life couple at many of the hotels and motels around the count...Read full story