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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Achieves Orgasm

Ultra-Conservative Arizona Governor Jan Brewer says she achieved an orgasm last night as she was listening to Rush Limbaugh. "I really enjoyed it", Brewer stated.

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Nuclear threat

Authorities are pursuing a man who is believed to be in possession of a thermo nuclear device he constructed with material bought on internet. Police are looking (extremley large explosion is heard)

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Stock Market Crashes

The NASDAQ stock market dropped nearly 8000 points in heavy trading yesterday but the only ones affected were the very wealthy as no one else had any money to begin with, according to sources.

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Interns Fed To Sharks on Discovery Channel

In an ill-devised attempt to copy on the success of the Weather Channel's abuse of interns for Tornado Week, The Discover Channel decided to let interns swim with sharks for Shark Week.

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over 500 victims of abuse now!

the death toll in Bangladesh has risen to over 500. Check your labels in your cheap textiles, it's not funny!

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Ted Cruz Challenges Joe Biden To Gun Control Debate

Sen. Cruz noted that VP Joe Biden reportedly plans to revive a push for gun control decided to challenge the VP to a debate. However the VP declined because it was scheduled past his bedtime.

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Taxi ripped off

A New York cab driver has discovered that he is owed $27 million dollars in unpaid cab fares. Only about 1 in 425 people pay him their fare and the rest quickly run. May be he should get another job?

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The Gynecologist and The Sounds of Money

A Milwaukee gynecologist has stated that ever since he installed a slot machine in his waiting room, his patients have tripled in number.

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The Unbelievable Mississippi Catfish

A game warden in Mississippi has found a catfish that can swim at speeds of up to 92 miles per hour, walk on land, fly, and count from 1 to 3.

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The Alaskan Weatherman Was Kicked Out Into The Cold

A weatherman in Juneau, Alaska, has been fired for referring to snow during a live weathercast as that gosh darn, friggin, damn white stuff.

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