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(2008) Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

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Plus Size model, Jen Hunter, 25, has spoken out in an effort to deter impressionable young women from dieting to themselves to death. Jen, who at 7 stone 2 pounds (98 pounds) is classed as Plus Size in the modelling industry says that there is fa...

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(2007) Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Funny story: (2007) Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Actress Natalie Portman came out of the closet and admitted that there is nothing wrong with making yourself available sexually to the "other half of the population." Though she did not admit openly to having a relationship with another female, sh...

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(2009) Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Funny story: (2009) Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto's belly button is now being feted for having one of the world's most beautiful belly buttons by Vanity Fair magazine which is conducting a new poll to find world's most beautiful belly buttons. The magazine...

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(2007) NRA woos 1944 Miss America Venus Ramey

Funny story: (2007) NRA woos 1944 Miss America Venus Ramey

Waynesburg, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): The National Riflemen's Association is seeking to recruit 82 year old Venus Ramey -who won the 1944 Miss America contest - as the NRA's latest pin-up following her spectacular tackle of suspected thieves at...

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(2007) Harry Potter star Radcliffe dumped as Equus show bombs

Funny story: (2007) Harry Potter star Radcliffe dumped as Equus show bombs

London - (Ass Mess): The West End stage show Equus is closing early in June and leading actor Daniel Radcliffe has been dumped after audiences said that the sex scenes were faked.

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(2007) Britney Spears Latest Rants Caught On Tape

Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears Latest Rants Caught On Tape

Britney Spear's latest rants were caught on tape by reporters from Seventeen Magazine. Following is a transcript of that rant: "Let's talk about Kevin, okay? Kevin, is, I mean, you know, he's kind of, well, you know how he is, right? He's just...

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(2007) Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Funny story: (2007) Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Bollywood heartthrob Abhishek Bachchan and top actress Aishwarya Rai were married yesterday in a ceremony that brought most of Mumbai to a standstill.

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(2007) Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Funny story: (2007) Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan's divorce settlement will easily bypass Paul McCartney's as the costliest of all times. In addition to large amounts of money, alimony, child support, homes, cars, clothes, and jewelry, the soon to be ex Mrs. Jordan is seeking...

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(2008) Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus makes drastic descision

Funny story: (2008) Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus makes drastic descision

Hannah Montana teen superstar Miley Cyrus has made a drastic decision regarding her career. Cyrus, 15, said in a press statement earlier this week that she is "tired" of her kiddy pop persona, Hannah Montana.

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(2008) Gay fishing tournament up Shit Creek.

Funny story: (2008) Gay fishing tournament up Shit Creek.

This years World Gay Fishing Final will be at held at Shit Creek, County Clare on Ireland's wet and windy west coast during the inaugural Spanish Point Gay and Lesbian Festival.

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(2008) Tiger Woods' Secret Reverse-Lasik Surgery Revealed

Funny story: (2008) Tiger Woods' Secret Reverse-Lasik Surgery Revealed

Orlando- Five days after successful knee surgery, golfing champion Tiger Woods underwent reverse-Lasik surgery at an Orlando clinic and is said to be in pretty-good condition. "While his knee recovers, Tiger thought this would be a perfect time...

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(2007) Put a Tamil Tiger in your tank

Funny story: (2007) Put a Tamil Tiger in your tank

London - (Rotters): Sri Lankan rebel Tamil Tigers are being blamed for a bank card cloning scam targetting motorists across the UK.

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(2008) "Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

Funny story: (2008) "Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

After Derren Brown; stage illusionist and celebrity hypnotist, sensationally apologised to his female fan (Molly Bridges of Blackburn) for being gay, former darling of Saturday night TV and doyen of Hampstead Heath, Michael Barrymore has accused the...

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(2009) Dr Who to visit Nudist Planet

David Tennant is set to bare all in his finale as the Timelord, as he teams up with John Simm's character, The Master, and a new young male companion. While Georgia Moffett is also rumoured to feature, Russell T Davies has confirmed that The Doct...

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(2009) Malia and Sasha Obama Open White House Lemonade Stand

Funny story: (2009) Malia and Sasha Obama Open White House Lemonade Stand

First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have opened a lemonade stand on the White House lawn near the visitors entrance. They are the first official residents to sell foodstuffs from the Executive Mansion since Amy Carter (the Bush twins buying beer f...

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(2011) US website names Brit hyper-injunction celebs

Funny story: (2011) US website names Brit hyper-injunction celebs

Cyberspace - LA FagHagSlagMag today named a 'high profile Opus Dei slag' caught stalking prominent UK politicians. The sordid $$$ millions sextortion racket identifies George W Bush bastard spawn Ms Lucrezia Borgia Ratzinger-Bush. Her lurid Su...

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(2004) Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.

Funny story: (2004) Penis Extension industry files suit against owners of Colorado WinterPark Ski resort.

An unusual case filed today against the thriving Colorado ski resort today has come to the attention of both lawmakers and anti-spam lobbyists.

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(2007) New Twist in Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Row

Funny story: (2007) New Twist in Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Row

A huge twist was announced today in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity saga when it emerged earlier results were actually false.

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(2010) Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Enraged

Funny story: (2010) Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Enraged

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, are really enraged about the stories on the internet about them. Pattinson is particularly annoyed about Spoof writers Colonel Juan, Skoob and Spectrum and made it clear this morning that he is after their bloo...

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(2007) Space Station sex tourism fears mount amid zero gravity orgasm delight reports

Funny story: (2007) Space Station sex tourism fears mount amid zero gravity orgasm delight reports

Outer Space - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The International Space Sation - ISS - may become just another cheap and tacky sex tourism hot spot following reports that zero gravity orgasms far outshine anything achievable on earth.

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(2009) Lance Armstrong Breaks Penis Bone, Wind!

Funny story: (2009) Lance Armstrong Breaks Penis Bone, Wind!

Lance Armstrong has officially dropped out of any more bicycle competitions in the near future after wrecking his bicycle during a recent race and breaking his penis bone. "I have had this problem for over four hours before, in fact one episode la...

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(2014) The Wuggles Trash Hotel Room

Funny story: (2014) The Wuggles Trash Hotel Room

New Zealand's top children's music group The Wuggles have once again found themselves in legal trouble Monday, when they and several members of their extensive entourage were arrested for allegedly destroying a penthouse suite at a Las Vegas Hotel.

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Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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