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(2007) MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

Funny story: (2007) MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...

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(2008) Teen Queen Brenda Song and Zac Efron: A Couple!

Funny story: (2008) Teen Queen Brenda Song and Zac Efron: A Couple!

And now for news that is probably only squeal-worth to, sensations Zac Efron and Brenda are dating. Teen queen Brenda Song reportedly dumped Joe Jonas for Efron and Efron is reportedly cheating on his HSM co-star Vanessa Hudgens. Song, 20, st...

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(2012) McCain rips Obama for not bailing out Twinkies!

Funny story: (2012) McCain rips Obama for not bailing out Twinkies!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - Arizona Senator John McCain ripped President Barack Obama's failure to offer a bail out to Twinkie producer Hostess Brands this afternoon. Speaking before the US Senate, McCain called Obama a "heartless, Godless un-Amer...

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(2008) Emma Watson admits to being up the Duff with Daniel Radcliffe

Funny story: (2008) Emma Watson admits to being up the Duff with Daniel Radcliffe

The actress Emma Watson has revealed that she is definitely up the Duff with former co-star Daniel Radcliffe. In a revealing mobile telephone call to the Daily Smug newspaper, Miss Watson admitted what many pundits have suspected all along. She...

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(2008) Paris Hilton and Obama 'Sex Video'

Funny story: (2008) Paris Hilton and Obama 'Sex Video'

Eerily echoing JFK's secret trysts with Marilyn Monroe, insiders say that President Elect Barack Obama has been seeing Paris Hilton. Hilton who has just announced her split with Benji Madden is remaining tight lipped about the alleged affair but s...

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(2008) Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Funny story: (2008) Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...

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(2008) Randi Panda, First Unimplicit Animated Porno

Funny story: (2008) Randi Panda, First Unimplicit Animated Porno

Flesh peddlers have bought into the cartoon market from as far back as 1960's Fritz the Cat( Though porn film historians suggest that 1920's Steamboat Willie was rich in Freudian symbolism). Japanese Anime has depicted more XXX action than the Pl...

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(2008) Hugh Hefner beats out Richard Branson to purchase Irelands' loss-making airline Aer Lingus and rename it Aer Cunning-Lingus

Funny story: (2008) Hugh Hefner beats out Richard Branson to purchase Irelands' loss-making airline Aer Lingus and rename it Aer Cunning-Lingus

DUBLIN-IRELAND: Faced with the threat of an imminent work strike, Ireland's national airline Aer Lingus has been sold to Playboy magazine founder and perennially-geriatric, pretend-lecher Hugh Hefner for an undisclosed sum. Hugh Hefner plans to re...

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(2008) Coldplay's Chris Martin Quits Band to Rule the World

Funny story: (2008) Coldplay's Chris Martin Quits Band to Rule the World

London, England - Lead singer for the English rock band Coldplay stunned the music industry Wednesday when he announced that the band was breaking up in 2009. There have been rumors swirling about why the band decided to split. Those rumors were...

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(2008) Janet and Michael Jackson Have Never Been More than Emoticons

Funny story: (2008) Janet and Michael Jackson Have Never Been More than Emoticons

Detailed medical studies and aerial photographs have revealed that probably all of the Jackson family and definitely Michael and Janet have never been more than computer generated symbols. Once music critics and pop fanatics learned that the on...

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(2010) Michelle Obama To One day Have Sex Change

Funny story: (2010) Michelle Obama To One day Have Sex Change

The latest thing being rumored around Washington, DC is that Michelle's mother, Ms. Mary Robinson, says her daughter is planning to have a sex change later on after Barack is no longer President and the girls are older. "Michelle would wait until...

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(2008) Rocker David Cook revealed to be Ringleader of Somali Pirates

Funny story: (2008) Rocker David Cook revealed to be Ringleader of Somali Pirates

Mogadishu, Somalia - Last evening joint British and American naval ships rescued the Saudi oil tanker held by a gang of Somali pirates. The oil tanker had been over taken by pirates off the coast of Africa this week and held for high ransom. The tank...

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(2007) Jim Morrison's Kids Reunion

Los Angeles, California -- AP -- The late front man for the Doors may be spinning in his grave as his purported children are gathering for a pseudo family reunion at the Whiskey-a-go-go in Los Angeles. Jim Morrison never legitimately fathered a chi...

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(2003) R Kelly on career high after child sex allegations

Funny story: (2003) R Kelly on career high after child sex allegations

The latest sales figures for the UK album chart suggest R & B crooner R Kelly's new album: "Chocolate Factory" is actually selling better amidst allegations that R Kelly has slept with a minor.

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(2008) UFO alien abduction theory as Nazi billionaire's coffin vanishes

Funny story: (2008) UFO alien abduction theory as Nazi billionaire's coffin vanishes

Carinthia - (Sieg Heil! Mess): Austrian Air Farce (sic) pilots are scouring the skies for a Nazi-busting UFO mothership after a Third Reich billionaire's corpse and coffin vanished mysteriously from his grave in Velden am Woertherse. German indus...

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(2011) Tiger Woods is Back for These Reasons

Funny story: (2011) Tiger Woods is Back for These Reasons

Tiger Woods is back and thank God for that. Watching golf without Tiger Woods is like watching paint dry and watching golf with Tiger Woods is pure excitement. Golf is like life only on a larger scale. The bigger they are the harder they fall. T...

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(2010) Lindsay Lohan Out, Ashley Greene In, As Star Of Porn Star Linda Lovelace Movie

Funny story: (2010) Lindsay Lohan Out, Ashley Greene In, As Star Of Porn Star Linda Lovelace Movie

The executive producers now say that they have been very patient with Lindsay Lohan during all the trials and rehab time but have decided to pull her from the key role, that of Linda Lovelace in "Inferno". "We have been wasting precious time to ge...

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(2008) Mourhino's Jockstrap Sells For 21,000 Quid At Gay Auction

Funny story: (2008) Mourhino's Jockstrap Sells For 21,000 Quid At Gay Auction

A Jockstrap belonging to Former Chelsea Boss Jose Mourhino has sold for 21,000 pounds at a Gay Sports Memorabilia Auction in Chester. Bonhams Auctions sold the item to an 'unnamed bidder'. Mourhinio famously dropped his trousers and underpants...

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(2010) Tea Party Admits Fixing Bristol Palin Dancing With The Stars Vote.

Funny story: (2010) Tea Party Admits Fixing Bristol Palin Dancing With The Stars Vote.

According to a statement given by spokespeople for the Tea Party to the Drudge Report, Federal Communications Commission officials will meet with party members, to discuss how they successfully fixed the vote on Dancing with the Stars to allow Bristo...

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(2007) Sick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!

Funny story: (2007) Sick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!

Foot & Mouth disease, Blue Tongue Virus, Avian Flu, Verbal diarrhoea, Potato Blight, STDs, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people still want to come here?...

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(2007) Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Funny story: (2007) Martin Jol Would Rather Sign On The Dole Than Take Birmingham Job

Martin Jol, until recently the manager of Tottenham Hotspur, has rejected an approach from Birmingham City, saying that he would "rather sign on at the dole office."...

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(2007) Elusive Gay Gene Identified

Funny story: (2007) Elusive Gay Gene Identified

(San Francisco, Nov 20) After a long and arduous search, scientists at the University of California, San Francisco, have finally identified the elusive "Gay Gene". He is Eugene Nobody of Pacific Heights. Eugene , who was previously know o...

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