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(2007) Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Funny story: (2007) Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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(2009) Man With Largest Penis Sues Chinese Penis Pump Company Over Malfunction Causing Blowout During Porno Audition!

Funny story: (2009) Man With Largest Penis Sues Chinese Penis Pump Company Over Malfunction Causing Blowout During Porno Audition!

Frost Proof, Fl,/ Home of the State's Biggest Onions & Juiciest Fruits - Disaster in the Sex Industry today as the Man with the World's Largest Penis suffered a severe set back in his career when his guaranteed 'run flat' penis suffered a blow ou...

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(2007) Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Funny story: (2007) Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Last month, when American Idol runner-up appeared on American television's top rated show, the changes were enormous. She sidestepped questions, however, about whether or not she had gone through breast augmentation surgery. Yesterday, she appe...

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(2009) Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

Funny story: (2009) Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumours that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be. After many men have...

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(2004) Man Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand

An unidentified, but self-proclaimed ‘ugly man' had surgeons implant a vagina from a cadaver in his left hand last week, it was announced today. Doctors at the Nashua Clinic for Sexual Re-Implementation, in Nashua New Hampshire, said the patient, kn...

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(2008) Toothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus

Funny story: (2008) Toothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus

A fragment of the supposed true cross of Christ purchased by Toothpick magnate, Woody Gutree, is being sold on the Christian Ebay, Ebayjesus.

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(2009) Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown

Funny story: (2009) Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown

Rihanna recently just got former boyfriend Chris Brown charged with domestic violence. We also recently discovered that Chris Brown somehow got Rihanna to agree to marry him, so the charges would be dropped. Chris Brown was seen in a jewelry store...

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(2007) J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter

Funny story: (2007) J.K. Rowling says she may do an Eighth Harry Potter

London, England - In an apparent response to the news announced just days ago in a story in TheSpoof.com that Christopher Tolkien and Paul Jackson are teaming up, J.K. Rowling's announced today she too would be doing yet another Harry Potter book...

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(2009) Man With World's Largest Man-Boobs Axed by TV Channel

HOUSTON, TX - The man with the world's largest man-boobs was given the axe today by a local Foxx affiliate, leaving many wanting answers. "Is somebody going to write a spoof story about it?" asked Sally Jenkins. "That's something I'd really like...

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(2009) Eurovision : Noway's Alexander Rybak is in love with a fairytale - Rumplestilskin!

Funny story: (2009) Eurovision : Noway's Alexander Rybak is in love with a fairytale - Rumplestilskin!

Alexander Rybak, 23 from Norway the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009; who scored 600 points in the 'loosely' defined spectacle called a competition has revealed his love for sadistic fairytale midget Rumplestilskin. As a young boy in No...

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(2004) George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.

Funny story: (2004) George W Bush resorts to shock tactics.

George W Bush today took the unprecedented step of using "shock and awe" on the American public in order to get support for the presidential re-election campaign.

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(2007) McDonalds serves up a Happy Bag pot burger to 8 year old

Funny story: (2007) McDonalds serves up a Happy Bag pot burger to 8 year old

Ottawa, Illinois - (Ass Mess): McDonalds has market tested its wholesome organically-grown new pot bruger Happy Meals on an eight year old who received a lighter, a pipe, and bag of weed in her lunch bag according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilman...

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(2008) Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Funny story: (2008) Hadrian's Wall To Be Made Higher, Stronger To Keep Scots Out

Hadrian's Wall, the structure built by the Romans to keep Scottish people from encroaching into England, is to be fortified at a cost of £28billion of taxpayers' money - money, says the government, that would...

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(2007) Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming

Funny story: (2007) Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming

Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.

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(2007) Lindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris

Funny story: (2007) Lindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris

Hollywood, California - The 20-year-old former child star turn serious adult actress has recently completed rehab, survived a video released to the media of her snorting cocaine and rumors of lesbianism only to re-merge as the most hottest chick of t...

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(2007) Forget chicken stock cubes: Gordon Ramsay reveals secret culinary ingredient

Funny story: (2007) Forget chicken stock cubes: Gordon Ramsay reveals secret culinary ingredient

London - (Ass Mess): Celebrity London restaurateur Gordon Ramsay has revealed the success secrets behind his three Michelin stars following an industry controversy over Marco Pierre White's admission that he flavors his dishes with the humble Kno...

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(2005) Rolf Harris commissioned to body paint the Queen

Rolf Harris, an ex-Australian convict who learnt to body paint whilst doing time down under has been commissioned to body paint the Queen and other members of the Royal Family. The monarch, who has been painted by more than 120 artists in her life, i...

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(2008) Roger Federer Trash Talks Heading Into the French Open

Funny story: (2008) Roger Federer Trash Talks Heading Into the French Open

Though Roger Federer has lost a very human 6 matches this year so far and so he is also taking on another human trait, "trash talking".

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(2007) Teletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death

Funny story: (2007) Teletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death

Lynchburg, Virginia - Police have just reopened the Falwell death case, ruling it death under suspicious circumstances instead of by natural causes as first reported after the Teletubbies were seen in the vicinity just hours before the internationall...

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(2008) Massive nuclear plant explosion triggered Chinese quake says Dalai Lama

Funny story: (2008) Massive nuclear plant explosion triggered Chinese quake says Dalai Lama

Tibet - (Sabotage Mess): Sources close to the Dalai Llama say that Tibetan freedom fighters may have triggered a huge subterranean nuclear explosion that caused Monday's devastating earthquake in Sichuan Provice.

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(2008) Rangers riot: was Burma involved?

Funny story: (2008) Rangers riot: was Burma involved?

The riots that occurred directly after the Glasgow Rangers/Zenit St Petersburg UEFA Cup Final on Wednesday night have been blamed on the actions on Burma's military junta. Already a world pariah for not allowing blue-eyed westerners to come into...

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(2014) Jake, From State Farm, Sues State Farm For Ruining His Dating Life

Bloomington, IL - The actor who plays "Jake, from State Farm", we'll call him Jake, from State Farm, in the famous insurance firm's commercial, is suing the company for stereotyping him as "hideous" and ruining his love life. The actor seeks $5 m...

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