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(2008) 'Ugliest Woman in the world'

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A wealthy female lawyer says she must be the ugliest woman in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down...

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(2008) S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

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A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...

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(2007) Britney Spears Vagina : It's Gone Very Stale

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News of the furore surrounding Britney Spears vagina has been bouncing around newsrooms today.

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(2010) Climate Change Guru Admits Global Warming Hoax Not Only One He Fabricated!

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International Climate Change Guru and multi millionaire Rajendra Pachauri is under fire again, this time in relation to his just published Romance Novel 'Return to Almora' detailing his many conquests while acting as a train conductor. As if rece...

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(2008) Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

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The ordinarily fragrant Paula Abdul caused filming of the current series of American Idol to be halted for a full hour after she broke wind.

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(2007) Liam Gallagher : I'm Ready to Fight Fat Robbie now

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Oasis front man and celebrity 'Manc Skank' Liam Gallagher has declared that he's ready to have fisticuffs with chubby pill popper Robbie Williams.

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(2007) Britney Spears Does The Responsible Thing; Hires Nanny, Fairy Poppins To Care For Children

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Britney Spears, trying to get her life together, appeared to be doing the right thing today by hiring British nanny and London cross-dresser, umbrella flyer Fairy Poppins to care for her two sons, Sean Preston (17 mo.) and Jayden James (5 mo.). It wa...

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(2004) Harry Potter goes 'gay'?

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JK Rowling today announced details of her upcoming "Harry Potter" book. She suggested, of course, that the book would be the "best yet", a claim she knew could become true once she had decided to turn our beloved do-gooder wizard,...

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(2005) Michael Jackson Candy Bar Introduced by Godiva Chocolatier

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SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Michael Jackson's recuperation in the children's ward of a California hospital should be sweetened by the news that Godiva Chocolatier is introducing a candy bar inspired by the King of Pop. Called Candy, Little Boy? the...

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(2007) Britney Spears' Vagina Decides Rehab's for Quitters

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MALIBU CALIF Insiders tell BEF that Britney Spears and her vagina have entered rehab. In the fastest turnaround in history she checked out in 24 hrs.

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(2010) Cheryl Cole Asks Simon Cowell To Accompany Her To The Brit Awards

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LONDON - In an interesting development in the much-ballyhooed "Cole Cuts" saga starring Cheryl and Ashley Cole, a very reliable but unnamed source says that Cheryl has asked Simon Cowell to accompany her to the Brit Awards. Simon who along with Da...

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(2010) 'Fuck' Declared The Most Versatile Word Ever By Oxford University!

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Oxford University in England is arguably the greatest seat of learning the modern world has known. Here, great minds have studied, and great statesmen, generals, leaders and all round nice guys have come out of this remarkable place throughout its no...

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(2004) Bush Denies Cross Dressing Past

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Democratic Party leaders and high ranking Democrats in the House and Senate today called on President George W. Bush to release any records he may have that would prove that he never dressed in women's clothes and went by the name of Wilma.

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(2007) Shah Rukh Khan Assaulted on the sets of KBC

Funny story: (2007) Shah Rukh Khan Assaulted on the sets of KBC

Mumbai: The ongoing cold war between Bollywood top star Shah Rukh Khan, the current host of Kaun Banega Crorepati and Amitabh Bachchan, the earlier host of the same show (an Indian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire) resulted in a vicious ass...

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(2018) US Navy surveillance off North Korea deciphers mysterious audio from Pyongyang

Funny story: (2018) US Navy surveillance off North Korea deciphers mysterious audio from Pyongyang

Specialists aboard an aircraft carrier off the coast of North Korea have broken through what appears to be secret code used in Kim Jong Un territory. Commanded by Admiral J. “Caesar” Whittlebane, the carrier’s crew was deeply shocked recently when...

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(2009) Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

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Rumors abound about a squirrel woman and her insatiable appetite for collecting men's nuts. Hospitals are reporting an unusual number of balless males appearing in emergency rooms hysterically screaming about their missing testicles and one or anothe...

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(2008) Sean Bean beaten by old gay hairdresser

Funny story: (2008) Sean Bean beaten by old gay hairdresser

Default movie bad guy Sean Bean was spotted shopping near Belsize Park and looking cautiously around, sporting a huge bump on the head, so huge not even professional movie make-up could conceal it.

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(2007) Shilpa Shetty Sues Jade Goody

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Not yet a month since the debacle that was Celebrity Big Brother and still the controversy reigns supreme as Shilpa Shetty prepares yet another battle with Jade Goody. This time in court!...

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(2007) ITV Jazz Up Boat Race Coverage

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The Annual Boat race, that definitive clash of the learned rowing titans of Cambridge and Oxford will be given a makeover by broadcasters ITV this year.

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(2008) Bridgend Hangings Prompt Council To Erect Gallows

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Council chiefs in Bridgend are to erect a gallows after the suicide rate in the Welsh town has recently soared to an all-time high, and has attracted a record number of tourists clamouring for a gawp. Two more hangings this week have brought the t...

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(2008) Bridgend Suicides Linked To Torchwood

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The sudden inexplicable glut of teen suicides in the tiny Welsh Village of Bridgend has been linked with the dire "Sci-Fi" series Torchwood, set in Wales.

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(2018) Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Funny story: (2018) Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Thankfully the world of awful white artists blacking their faces, singing and acting like black Americans / Africans is long gone. But obviously somebody forgot to tell the Chinese that the Black and White Minstrels, Al Jolson, and other ghastly T...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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