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(2009) X-factor's Joe McElderry says "Yes. The rumours are all true"
Joe McElderry has confirmed today that the rumours about him are all true. He is a Vampire, and those pointy teeth aren't just a coincidental dental misfortune.
"I'm not a bad vampire, though." He says. "I'm a cheeky Geordie Vampire, and we're...
(2008) Vanessa Hudgens' Ass Smells - Friends Complain about stepping in piles of Shit at her House and foul stench on her furniture
Vanessa Hudgens' ass problems just keep on getting worse! Now her closest friends are publicly complaining about the stench and the large amounts of of sticky shit that covers that stars carpets and furniture.
It's now gone out of all control that...
(2003) Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1
The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.
(2009) Usain Bolt resigns from post of role model
Usain Bolt, the Jamaican sprinter who has captured the imagination of not only Jamaicans, but sport-lovers all over the world, today resigned from the position of role model citing unwillingness to accept the burden of rolemodelship.
At a press co...
(2007) Report Reveals All Poetry is Rubbish
It was once a byword for romance and sophistication - the literary form of choice for tentative suitors and genteel fops alike, but new research published today has revealed that poetry is, as many had feared, "pretentious, cumbersome and utterl...
(2005) White House to Market ‘Constitution Toilet Paper' With Delsey
WASHINGTON (AP)-White House aides are finalizing an agreement to market toilet paper which features excerpts from the US Constitution on each sheet, as ordered by US President George Bush in recent weeks.
(2010) X-Factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?
Speculation has been mounting over Saturday's X-Factor, following Rihanna's duet with 'painter and decorator' Matt Cardle, as to whether or not the R&B megastar was wearing any knickers.
Wearing a slinky dress, slit to the tonsils up one side,...
(2007) Jessica Alba's tiny tutee fruity booty is all knocked up, she says
Hollywood, California - Men, who love women with boy butts, or struggling to repress any latent homosexual tendencies, broke out into tears when they heard the news of Jessica Alba's pregnancy today.
(2007) Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil
Hot pop musical artist Britney Spears has made sexual verbal ogling towards reality star Kim Kardashian. It has been reported the Britney Spears is a big fan of the lowly rated reality show. The strange and bewildering thing about this story is tha...
(2009) Retarded father wants to marry off his ugly daughter
A retarded father from New Mexico was arrested by police after walking through downtown Albuquerque with a loaded shotgun which he pointed at men who were in the immediate area.
The man's name is Ricardo Alfonzo Sanchez and he told police he was t...
(2005) Amazing New GM Alternative Fuel Car!
DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a stunning new automobile that is bound to revive the fortunes of the recently troubled automaker. "After several quarters of lackluster sales, we think we have a breakthrough new car that will revolutioniz...
(2009) Tiger Woods, the porn movie of Hollywood
Hollywood, Los Angeles: Tyler Knight will be starring as Tiger the golfer, and Kayden Kross will be starring as Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, in this big movie to be financed by Tiger's major sponsors.
With the multiple extramarital affairs, with...
(2007) New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow
Details have been released regarding Britain's next generation of fighting Ships.
(2005) Queen unveils majestic new look
She may be The Queen, she may be head of the Commonwealth, she may be 78… but, above all, she's one fine looking lady...
(2007) Britney Spears and Paul McCartney Admit Torrid Affair
CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY - Paul McCartney told a group of reporters that he was, "hopelessly addicted to blond peach fuzz."...
(2010) X-Factor's Matt Cardle To Release Duet With Stacey Solomon?
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to release a CD featuring probable X-Factor winner Matt Cardle, with Jungle Queen Stacey Solomon.
Details are a little sketchy right now, but word has it that the all conquering...
(2007) Julianne Hough get Crabs from Helio Castroneves
Julianne Hough is a well known Ball Room dancer featured on ABC Dances with the Star. She was treated at the Atlanta Regional Medical center for a sexually transmitted disease (STD) called Crabs (also called pubic lice) which are small, wingless ins...
(2012) Marijuana Filled Footballs To Be Tossed Over The Border Fence
NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that Señor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.
(2009) Saffron Burrow sacrifices herself to the lesbian community
Saffron Burrows who worked in Circle of Friends and appeared in Frida, Troy and shark shocker Deep Blue Seas came out and announced to the world that she's a devoted lesbian.
In 2000 she told Tatler magazine, "I prefer the company of women when me...
(2007) Bin Laden spotted in Soho
Wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been spotted in Soho square today, it has been reported he is going to be interviewed for the England job. It is not without a show of dismay from England fans, who are disappointed to see someone...
(2008) Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical
Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago.
The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...
(2007) Tyson still backing Hatton to win: well, are you gonna tell him?
Ricky Hatton has had his head knocked clean off by Floyd Mayweather, who apparently isn't just a loud-mouthed preener after all, but Mike Tyson doesn't appear to have noticed.
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Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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