Spoof news events on this day in history
(2004) Britney Spears Pregnant, Seeks Annulment of Wild Sex Romp
Pop sensation Britney Spears is reportedly carrying the love child of a random fan she met backstage at a concert in L.A. last year. This intrepid reporter was able to get an exclusive interview with Britney before she was able to speak with either...Read full story
(2013) New Gun Control Ideas Are 'Run Up the Flagpole'
Washington DC -- The presidential task force to control gun violence is floating several ideas through the national media to get public reaction before it releases its final report. Panel head Vice President Joe Biden put it this way: "Before we g...Read full story
(2007) New World of Whorecraft online game launch
Silicon Valley - (Rioters): The newly expanded World of Whorecraft online game is being launched next week.Read full story
(2009) Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
At first, the only thing that people (mostly women and sailors) had pierced was their earlobes. This traveled all around the ears and eventually migrated to tongues, lips, eyebrows, nipples, and other body parts. The latest craze is now the pierc...Read full story
(2009) Snoop Dogg Millionaire Wins Award At Carlisle Film Festival
The short film, 'Snoop Dogg Millionaire' has won an award at the fourth annual Carlisle Film Festival. The eight minute film, directed by Fred Spielburger won the award for 'Best Film About A Talentless Rapper Who Made Millions Out Of Preaching St...Read full story
(2010) 'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"
Following the lead of blockbuster 'Avatar', now with over $500M banked in just a few short weeks in the midst of a global recession, a group of Follywood Porn Promoters have come out with a complete 3D Home Porno Entertainment Center which they are...Read full story
(2007) Celebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview'
Celebrity Big Brother revealed their latest twist today with the introduction of 'Vaginaview' and critics are hailing it as the ultimate in reality TV.Read full story
(2010) The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records
HOLLYWOOD - The national Who's Buying What Product Agency has reported that at present the number one selling item is The Selena Gomez Purity Ring. They say that it has even surpassed The Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Lunchbox, The Demi Lovato Inst...Read full story
(2005) Scientific Study II: "Poodles are Evil"
Gonad, Washington - After much study and collaboration, historians and scientist alike, have come to the conclusion, that poodles are indeed, evil. (This is a fact that many of us have known all along.) Poodles, in their words, are the spawn of Sat...Read full story
(2007) Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger
George Bush has launched a radical and controversial new campaign to fight global hunger.Read full story
(2006) He-Man Kills Skeletor, Bush Applauds
After years of brutal, yet never fatal, combat, He-Man, Master of the Universe, has killed Skeletor, the self-proclaimed "Prince of Darkness" and He-Man's arch nemisis. He-Man claims the death was "accidental", and only attack...Read full story
(2008) Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!
LOS(T) ANGELES - CALIFORNI(C)A: Lionel Richie's little girl - the drugged out, drowned-in-drinks, wanna-be everybody's friend, socialite screw-up, Nicole Richie gave birth yesterday to a 2-pound lollipop.Read full story
(2010) Taylor Lautner "Death Rumor" A Hoax
It appears Twilight star Taylor Lautner has finally beaten Robert Pattinson to something finally, according to news all over the internet...no not Kristen Stewart, but "Death! That is, if you believe the current internet death hoax doing the round...Read full story
(2010) Jon and Kate make nice with new show
The Home and Food network announced today that Jon and Kate Gosselin have agreed to star in a new show for the network. The couple will be reviewing restaurants in the Los Angeles area. The new show will be called "Jon and Kate Just Ate," a parod...Read full story
(2007) Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham
Boy wizard, Harry Potter, is reported to be digging his heels in over appearing in the last and final book of his trilogy.Read full story
(2007) New Chewing Gum for Butt Holes
CHICAGO--The Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company (NYSE: WWY), a leading player in the candy market, is launching a new line of chewing gum for your stinky ass. JUICY BUNS & BUTT SAVERS! Part of the new "Fanny-Fresh" li...Read full story
(2010) Taylor Lautner As Spiderman, In Spiderman 4?
Not only is Taylor Lautner not dead from a Cocaine overdose as was rumored this past weekend, but the wolf man from Twilight may have gotten the role of Spiderman according to the latest from Insiders in Hollywood. Of course, those same sources h...Read full story
(2010) Huge bums, fat thighs and hips are healthy, but man do they look horrible!
Scientists in the UK have surveyed thousand of females of all shapes and sizes and have discovered those with "big bums, thighs and hips are the healthiest. It has something to do with that hip, bum and thigh fat is harder to break down thus the r...Read full story
(2005) Madam Tussauds Unveils New Model
The world famous wax works Madame Tussauds today unveiled their latest sporting hero waxwork, Sir Kerr MacRae. The model was created from hundreds of measurements taken from the infamous Player Manager of the five a side football team "The...Read full story
(2007) Comet McNaught portends royal disaster
London - (Riotous): As it blazes a trail across the London early evening sky Comet McNaught is playing havoc with the hordes of millennium soothsayers, seers and interpreters of the splayed regal intestines who predicted Hellfire Club glory in 2007 w...Read full story
(2008) Bin Laden Lands New Job
Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - News sources along Pakistan's border with Afghanistan report that Bin Ladin has left his cave home and has found a new job in town.Read full story