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(2004) Britney Spears Pregnant, Seeks Annulment of Wild Sex Romp

Pop sensation Britney Spears is reportedly carrying the love child of a random fan she met backstage at a concert in L.A. last year. This intrepid reporter was able to get an exclusive interview with Britney before she was able to speak with either...

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(2013) New Gun Control Ideas Are 'Run Up the Flagpole'

Funny story: (2013) New Gun Control Ideas Are 'Run Up the Flagpole'

Washington DC -- The presidential task force to control gun violence is floating several ideas through the national media to get public reaction before it releases its final report. Panel head Vice President Joe Biden put it this way: "Before we g...

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(2007) New World of Whorecraft online game launch

Funny story: (2007) New World of Whorecraft online game launch

Silicon Valley - (Rioters): The newly expanded World of Whorecraft online game is being launched next week.

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(2009) Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses

Funny story: (2009) Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses

At first, the only thing that people (mostly women and sailors) had pierced was their earlobes. This traveled all around the ears and eventually migrated to tongues, lips, eyebrows, nipples, and other body parts. The latest craze is now the pierc...

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(2009) Snoop Dogg Millionaire Wins Award At Carlisle Film Festival

Funny story: (2009) Snoop Dogg Millionaire Wins Award At Carlisle Film Festival

The short film, 'Snoop Dogg Millionaire' has won an award at the fourth annual Carlisle Film Festival. The eight minute film, directed by Fred Spielburger won the award for 'Best Film About A Talentless Rapper Who Made Millions Out Of Preaching St...

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(2010) 'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"

Funny story: (2010) 'Bad Girls' 3D Porn System Signs Conjoined Twins To Headline New Blockbuster Skin Flick: "ClusterF*****!"

Following the lead of blockbuster 'Avatar', now with over $500M banked in just a few short weeks in the midst of a global recession, a group of Follywood Porn Promoters have come out with a complete 3D Home Porno Entertainment Center which they are...

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(2007) Celebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview'

Funny story: (2007) Celebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview'

Celebrity Big Brother revealed their latest twist today with the introduction of 'Vaginaview' and critics are hailing it as the ultimate in reality TV.

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(2010) The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

Funny story: (2010) The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

HOLLYWOOD - The national Who's Buying What Product Agency has reported that at present the number one selling item is The Selena Gomez Purity Ring. They say that it has even surpassed The Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Lunchbox, The Demi Lovato Inst...

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(2005) Scientific Study II: "Poodles are Evil"

Funny story: (2005) Scientific Study II: "Poodles are Evil"

Gonad, Washington - After much study and collaboration, historians and scientist alike, have come to the conclusion, that poodles are indeed, evil. (This is a fact that many of us have known all along.) Poodles, in their words, are the spawn of Sat...

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(2007) Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger

Funny story: (2007) Bush Proposes Solution to World Hunger

George Bush has launched a radical and controversial new campaign to fight global hunger.

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(2008) Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

Funny story: (2008) Ex-Paris Hilton groupie and stick-woman Nicole Richie gives birth to lollipop!

LOS(T) ANGELES - CALIFORNI(C)A: Lionel Richie's little girl - the drugged out, drowned-in-drinks, wanna-be everybody's friend, socialite screw-up, Nicole Richie gave birth yesterday to a 2-pound lollipop.

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(2010) Taylor Lautner "Death Rumor" A Hoax

Funny story: (2010) Taylor Lautner "Death Rumor" A Hoax

It appears Twilight star Taylor Lautner has finally beaten Robert Pattinson to something finally, according to news all over the internet...no not Kristen Stewart, but "Death! That is, if you believe the current internet death hoax doing the round...

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(2010) Jon and Kate make nice with new show

Funny story: (2010) Jon and Kate make nice with new show

The Home and Food network announced today that Jon and Kate Gosselin have agreed to star in a new show for the network. The couple will be reviewing restaurants in the Los Angeles area. The new show will be called "Jon and Kate Just Ate," a parod...

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(2007) Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham

Funny story: (2007) Harry Potter Demands Salary Comparable To Beckham

Boy wizard, Harry Potter, is reported to be digging his heels in over appearing in the last and final book of his trilogy.

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(2006) He-Man Kills Skeletor, Bush Applauds

Funny story: (2006) He-Man Kills Skeletor, Bush Applauds

After years of brutal, yet never fatal, combat, He-Man, Master of the Universe, has killed Skeletor, the self-proclaimed "Prince of Darkness" and He-Man's arch nemisis. He-Man claims the death was "accidental", and only attack...

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(2010) Taylor Lautner As Spiderman, In Spiderman 4?

Funny story: (2010) Taylor Lautner As Spiderman, In Spiderman 4?

Not only is Taylor Lautner not dead from a Cocaine overdose as was rumored this past weekend, but the wolf man from Twilight may have gotten the role of Spiderman according to the latest from Insiders in Hollywood. Of course, those same sources h...

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(2007) New Chewing Gum for Butt Holes

Funny story: (2007) New Chewing Gum for Butt Holes

CHICAGO--The Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company (NYSE: WWY), a leading player in the candy market, is launching a new line of chewing gum for your stinky ass. JUICY BUNS & BUTT SAVERS! Part of the new "Fanny-Fresh" li...

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(2010) Huge bums, fat thighs and hips are healthy, but man do they look horrible!

Funny story: (2010) Huge bums, fat thighs and hips are healthy, but man do they look horrible!

Scientists in the UK have surveyed thousand of females of all shapes and sizes and have discovered those with "big bums, thighs and hips are the healthiest. It has something to do with that hip, bum and thigh fat is harder to break down thus the r...

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(2005) Madam Tussauds Unveils New Model

The world famous wax works Madame Tussauds today unveiled their latest sporting hero waxwork, Sir Kerr MacRae. The model was created from hundreds of measurements taken from the infamous Player Manager of the five a side football team "The...

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(2007) Comet McNaught portends royal disaster

Funny story: (2007) Comet McNaught portends royal disaster

London - (Riotous): As it blazes a trail across the London early evening sky Comet McNaught is playing havoc with the hordes of millennium soothsayers, seers and interpreters of the splayed regal intestines who predicted Hellfire Club glory in 2007 w...

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(2008) Bin Laden Lands New Job

Funny story: (2008) Bin Laden Lands New Job

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - News sources along Pakistan's border with Afghanistan report that Bin Ladin has left his cave home and has found a new job in town.

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(2007) BNP rebranding 'successful'

Funny story: (2007) BNP rebranding 'successful'

The BNP claim they have successfully rebranded themselves as the New BNP, and are fiercely trying to market themselves in a positive way.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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