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(2009) Court orders Madoff to Zimbabwe

Funny story: (2009) Court orders Madoff to Zimbabwe

Ponzi scheme master Bernard Madoff and his attorney have reached an agreement with the Federal District Court in Detroit today that deports the financial genius to Zimbabwe, Africa. Prosecutors and Madoff's attorney negotiated the plea agreement at a...

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(2012) Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Funny story: (2012) Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Hollywood is coming to Portsmouth as one of the most anticipated musical movies ever, Les Miserables, is to be shot in the historic port. Location scouts are looking at sites in the city and in Winchester. The dockyard is set to provide a major b...

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(2011) Christina Aguilera suspected as member of Al-Qaida

In late-breaking news, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency has issued orders to have singer Christina Aguilera detained, and proffered for transportation to "Club Guantanimo Bay", for an official interview. This, due to the most suspicious nature...

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(2007) Anna Nicole: leaking silicone implant blamed

Hollywood, Florida - (Rioters): Tragic former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith who died suddenly yesterday aged 39 may have been the victim of a burst silicone implant which accidentally began oozing into her bloodstream.

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(2010) Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus Sponsor Can Food Drive for Haiti

Funny story: (2010) Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus Sponsor Can Food Drive for Haiti

Feeling the need to do something for the residents of earthquake-torn Haiti, The Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus have teamed up to sponsor a canned food drive for deserving families on the island nation. Both still busy on the road with concert dat...

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(2005) Pequot School District Announces "C" Honor Roll

Funny story: (2005) Pequot School District Announces "C" Honor Roll

PEQUOT, SD --- A report card that would have earned youngsters a beating twenty years ago will now earn them something else: a place on the honor roll. At least in Pequot, South Dakota. Superintendent of schools, Pat "The Freezer" Burn last Friday an...

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(2009) Berlusconi admits to bizarre sexual habits

Funny story: (2009) Berlusconi admits to bizarre sexual habits

The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has revealed on prime time TV that he has the most bizarre ritual when it comes to masturbating In an interview on Rai Uno, the septagenarian revealed more signs of the madness that is taking over his m...

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(2009) UN: It's OK To Be Anti-Semitic... But Not Anti-Zionist

After many months of debate the UN has finally announced that it is acceptable to be openly antisemitic, but at the cost of being openly anti-Zionist. A poll showed the majority of voters were in favour of sacrificing the ability to insult Israel...

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(2007) Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

Funny story: (2007) Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

A young girl from Flea Holler, Tennessee has claimed to be carrying the unborn child of Prince William of England. In the past few months, she has also said that she is married to a Prince from Monaco (Albert), engaged to Prince Harry, and from the...

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(2007) Portugese Women Only Allowed Abortions After Night Out With Christiano Ronaldo

Funny story: (2007) Portugese Women Only Allowed Abortions After Night Out With Christiano Ronaldo

Portugal, the country with Europe's toughest abortion laws, has accepted that some women should be allowed abortions, but only if they have been out with the cheating, diving, greasy Portugese footballer, Christi...

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(2008) America's First Black President Chooses America's First Black Vice President

Funny story: (2008) America's First Black President Chooses America's First Black Vice President

YOUNGSTOWN,OH -- The BARD (Berets and Red Dresses) group of Youngstown were host to what was thought to be a routine stump speech by America's first black President, but turned out to be anything but.

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(2011) Police to be Issued with Handbags

Funny story: (2011) Police to be Issued with Handbags

Following in the footsteps of Hero Granny, Ann Timpson, 71 the Police are being issued with red handbags with which to deal with criminals. Ann took on four sledgehammer wielding jewel thieves in Northampton with shouts of 'Stop It!' and landed se...

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(2010) German Chancellor Angela Meerkat speaks out

Funny story: (2010) German Chancellor Angela Meerkat speaks out

German Chancellor Angela Meerkat has been speaking out against Gordon Brown and Alastair Campbell on their Election Greetings. She said that she was astonished that spin doctor Campbell has come up with a Greetings Campaign to win more votes so soon...

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(2010) Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash

Funny story: (2010) Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash

Footballer Didier Drogba's favourite fans are the Diddymen from Naughty Ash. Before they watch each match with Didier they sing their well known song We are the diddymen the diddy diddy diddymen we are the diddymen who come from naughty ash. Durin...

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(2009) Plant, Krauss, Martin, Bush Winners At Grammys, Brown Biggest Loser

Funny story: (2009) Plant, Krauss, Martin, Bush Winners At Grammys, Brown Biggest Loser

Robert Plant and Alison Krauss' were the big winners at last night's Grammys as Chris Brown appeared to be the biggest loser. The unorthodox partnership of Plant & Krauss yielded rich rewards on the special night, as the pair nabbed five award...

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(2009) God coming back to Earth

Funny story: (2009) God coming back to Earth

In a startling revelation, 10 Downing Street has issued a statement that God is coming back to Earth on 3rd March this year. It has been reported that the British PM Gordon Brown received a fax regarding this development from God's Minister of Fa...

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(2009) Deca-Mom Unveils Plan to Care for Children

Funny story: (2009) Deca-Mom Unveils Plan to Care for Children

Questioning her motives on the recent father-less births of ten children to accompany the previous breeding of octuplets, the world press descended on Nancy Stoopidly to ask some questions in basic math. Before turning to answer the hard questions...

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(2007) Anna Nicole: Guess Genes contract shows Marshall was her father

Funny story: (2007) Anna Nicole: Guess Genes contract shows Marshall was her father

Fort Lauderdale, Fla. - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Pathologists working on the autopsy of Anna Nicole Smith who died in a mysterious bout of dropping dead syndrome yesterday have rushed a DNA sample to federal testing labratories after Guess Genes' l...

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(2011) Mayor Bloomberg Saves NYC From Egyptian Demonstrator Melee

NEW YORK, New York - A number of Egyptian-Americans, including a few of the more notable Egyptian bakers in the city, have converged on the few Egyptian bricklayers and police officers who live and work in the city. In an action that seemed suspic...

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(2018) Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Funny story: (2018) Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Lollipop men and women are fundamental for the safety of UK children crossing roads in front of their schools, but one lollipop man got his fingers stuck in the candy too far and was sacked! The gentleman, a popular figure outside school, loved hi...

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(2007) Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Funny story: (2007) Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Las Vegas - In the wake of what the news media are calling "boring news", the Las Vegas Police Department is asking local criminals to try their best to be "more entertaining" when committing crimes.

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(2008) Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Funny story: (2008) Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Prominent Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan "The Beard" Williams, has reportedly signed up to play the part of the resurrected 'Saruman' in the upcoming feature 'Lord of the Rings 4: The Final Insult'.

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