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(2010) Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

Funny story: (2010) Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

A young Dutch boy who thought that he was saving his country by putting his finger in a dike has been charged with sexual assault and hate crimes against a homosexual. Luther Grunden, who followed what he thought was his country's tradition, has b...

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(2009) Tony Adams Admits He Wasn't A Very Good Manager

Funny story: (2009) Tony Adams Admits He Wasn't A Very Good Manager

Sacked Portsmouth manager Tony Adams has admitted in an interview that he knew he wasn't a very good manager, but feels he was left with little choice when former boss Harry Redknapp jumped ship to go to Tottenham Hotspur. Adams, 40, was speaking...

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(2012) Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Funny story: (2012) Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Hollywood is coming to Portsmouth as one of the most anticipated musical movies ever, Les Miserables, is to be shot in the historic port. Location scouts are looking at sites in the city and in Winchester. The dockyard is set to provide a major b...

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(2007) Anna Nicole: leaking silicone implant blamed

Hollywood, Florida - (Rioters): Tragic former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith who died suddenly yesterday aged 39 may have been the victim of a burst silicone implant which accidentally began oozing into her bloodstream.

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(2010) Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus Sponsor Can Food Drive for Haiti

Funny story: (2010) Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus Sponsor Can Food Drive for Haiti

Feeling the need to do something for the residents of earthquake-torn Haiti, The Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus have teamed up to sponsor a canned food drive for deserving families on the island nation. Both still busy on the road with concert dat...

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(2009) Berlusconi admits to bizarre sexual habits

Funny story: (2009) Berlusconi admits to bizarre sexual habits

The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has revealed on prime time TV that he has the most bizarre ritual when it comes to masturbating In an interview on Rai Uno, the septagenarian revealed more signs of the madness that is taking over his m...

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(2007) Portugese Women Only Allowed Abortions After Night Out With Christiano Ronaldo

Funny story: (2007) Portugese Women Only Allowed Abortions After Night Out With Christiano Ronaldo

Portugal, the country with Europe's toughest abortion laws, has accepted that some women should be allowed abortions, but only if they have been out with the cheating, diving, greasy Portugese footballer, Christi...

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(2005) Pequot School District Announces "C" Honor Roll

Funny story: (2005) Pequot School District Announces "C" Honor Roll

PEQUOT, SD --- A report card that would have earned youngsters a beating twenty years ago will now earn them something else: a place on the honor roll. At least in Pequot, South Dakota. Superintendent of schools, Pat "The Freezer" Burn last Friday an...

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(2009) Plant, Krauss, Martin, Bush Winners At Grammys, Brown Biggest Loser

Funny story: (2009) Plant, Krauss, Martin, Bush Winners At Grammys, Brown Biggest Loser

Robert Plant and Alison Krauss' were the big winners at last night's Grammys as Chris Brown appeared to be the biggest loser. The unorthodox partnership of Plant & Krauss yielded rich rewards on the special night, as the pair nabbed five award...

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(2011) Police to be Issued with Handbags

Funny story: (2011) Police to be Issued with Handbags

Following in the footsteps of Hero Granny, Ann Timpson, 71 the Police are being issued with red handbags with which to deal with criminals. Ann took on four sledgehammer wielding jewel thieves in Northampton with shouts of 'Stop It!' and landed se...

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(2009) UN: It's OK To Be Anti-Semitic... But Not Anti-Zionist

After many months of debate the UN has finally announced that it is acceptable to be openly antisemitic, but at the cost of being openly anti-Zionist. A poll showed the majority of voters were in favour of sacrificing the ability to insult Israel...

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(2008) America's First Black President Chooses America's First Black Vice President

Funny story: (2008) America's First Black President Chooses America's First Black Vice President

YOUNGSTOWN,OH -- The BARD (Berets and Red Dresses) group of Youngstown were host to what was thought to be a routine stump speech by America's first black President, but turned out to be anything but.

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(2009) God coming back to Earth

Funny story: (2009) God coming back to Earth

In a startling revelation, 10 Downing Street has issued a statement that God is coming back to Earth on 3rd March this year. It has been reported that the British PM Gordon Brown received a fax regarding this development from God's Minister of Fa...

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(2009) Deca-Mom Unveils Plan to Care for Children

Funny story: (2009) Deca-Mom Unveils Plan to Care for Children

Questioning her motives on the recent father-less births of ten children to accompany the previous breeding of octuplets, the world press descended on Nancy Stoopidly to ask some questions in basic math. Before turning to answer the hard questions...

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(2007) Anna Nicole: Guess Genes contract shows Marshall was her father

Funny story: (2007) Anna Nicole: Guess Genes contract shows Marshall was her father

Fort Lauderdale, Fla. - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Pathologists working on the autopsy of Anna Nicole Smith who died in a mysterious bout of dropping dead syndrome yesterday have rushed a DNA sample to federal testing labratories after Guess Genes' l...

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(2011) Mayor Bloomberg Saves NYC From Egyptian Demonstrator Melee

NEW YORK, New York - A number of Egyptian-Americans, including a few of the more notable Egyptian bakers in the city, have converged on the few Egyptian bricklayers and police officers who live and work in the city. In an action that seemed suspic...

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(2007) Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

Funny story: (2007) Inbred Tennessee Hillbilly Claims Royalty, Blackmails England's Royal Family

A young girl from Flea Holler, Tennessee has claimed to be carrying the unborn child of Prince William of England. In the past few months, she has also said that she is married to a Prince from Monaco (Albert), engaged to Prince Harry, and from the...

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(2008) Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Funny story: (2008) Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Prominent Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan "The Beard" Williams, has reportedly signed up to play the part of the resurrected 'Saruman' in the upcoming feature 'Lord of the Rings 4: The Final Insult'.

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(2007) Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Funny story: (2007) Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Las Vegas - In the wake of what the news media are calling "boring news", the Las Vegas Police Department is asking local criminals to try their best to be "more entertaining" when committing crimes.

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(2011) Have-A-Go Granny Foils Robbery Attempt

A have-a-go granny is today recovering after fending off a group of jewellery thieves, armed with only a handbag and weekly Netto shop. The silver sleuth, who does not want to be named, but known locally as GRANBO, after the 80's action hero Rambo...

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(2009) Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Funny story: (2009) Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Another company has decided to leave the Phelps business. Kakadu Bongs, Inc., a bong maker based in Nimbin, Australia, has decided to terminate its eight year contract with Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps only six months after the deal was signed.

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(2007) All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

Funny story: (2007) All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

The King's horses are dropping dead in the stables and seven of the King's men are in the hospital with heart problems. The men claim that this is due to a bio-hazardous cholesterol exposure when they were forced to try to put Humpty Dumpty...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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