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(2011) Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'
SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...Read full story
(2007) Jade Goody V Shilpa Shetty Showdown
It has been a long time coming but Celebrity Big Brother enemies Jade Goody and Shilpa Shetty are to finally have it out in front of a live audience.Read full story
(2008) Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream
Marks and Spencer has said that it is embarrassed by the discovery that its new brand of ice-cream and related products has a name which in certain parts of the world can mean female genitalia.Read full story
(2010) Sarah Palin Naked
Sarah Palin (R, AL) was caught naked in the early hours of the morning. Sarah Palin seems to like to walk around naked amid rumors that others have seen Palin naked on several other incidents but only made us aware after it came to our attention.Read full story
(2013) East Coast Blizzard Snow To Be Shipped To Colorado
NEW YORK CITY - The mayor of the Big Apple, Michael Bloomberg has just informed the news media that he has been in contact with several mayors of East Coast cities regarding the horrific blizzards. He spoke with the mayors of Philadelphia, Baltimo...Read full story
(2008) Michael Jackson booked to sing at Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch wedding
Crawford, Texas - (Dysfunctional Mess): Singer Michael Jackson will entertain wedding guests at Jenna Bush and Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar's May 10th nuptials at the Predator Chapel Ranch presidential family home in Crawford.Read full story
(2009) Fiji vs Fuji war of words escalates
Things reached boiling point in the continuing war of words between two of the world's leading microelectronics companies yesterday. Japan's giant Fuji Electronics Corporation have issued a writ against Fiji Microelectronics Corporation for "delib...Read full story
(2005) Sheep Cloning Scientist Takes Another Poke at Dolly !
LONDON (REUTERS) The British scientist who created Dolly the sheep -- a clone that shocked the animal world -- has begun trying to clone a human embryo. Ian Wilmut is conducting therapeutic cloning at the Roslin Institute, near Edinburgh. Professor W...Read full story
(2008) Dr Quick Draw Phil McGraw admits: I'm a Fraud!
Master of confrontational psychology, Dr Phil of TV fame has been unmasking sick people in denial for loads of cash and lots a years now.Read full story
(2009) Clockwork powered smart car announced
At a time when the majority of car manufacturers are trying to work out how to shift the daily-growing stockpile of unsold cars as recession bites deeper leaving them to resort to crazy tactics in order to get rid of them such as cereal box token-col...Read full story
(2008) Mills/McCartney divorce court show-down to reveal massive Beatles fraud
Royal Courts of Injustice - (Fraudulent Mess): Next week's Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce hearing is set to reveal a massive authorship and copyright fraud cover-up about the Beatles' music.Read full story
(2008) Cher's face breaks in show-stopping act
Part of Cher's face cracked and fell off during a press conference announcing that she will headline a Las Vegas show at Caesars Palace.Read full story
(2008) Britney Spears Gives Foreskin Museum Amazing Gift
Britney Spears is reportedly very distressed at the media coverage of her hospital admissions. Under the advice of her Psychiatrist, Dr Felix Erboob, she has been advised to travel incognito and go and visit a few places to chill out.Read full story
(2009) Pentagon's Hummer Laser Gun 'targetting Mexican dope planes'
Tuscon, Arizona - (Sinsemilla Mess): The Pentagon has unveiled its latest high tech weapon against pesky Mexican dope fiends currently flooding California with psycho-grade Acapulco Gold cannabis strains. Giant Hummer-mounted laser guns capable of...Read full story
(2009) Pigeon Obesity reaches an all time high!
In 2001 approximately 0.5% of all common pigeons where obese, in 2009 the results show that 23.5% of pigeons are obese. Last week top naturist, David Attenborough visited the city of Bristol to investigate it's rarest artefacts of nature. He visit...Read full story
(2007) Hillary Clinton Caught In Bed With Rosie O'Donnell
Hillary Rodham Clinton, former First Lady, Current U.S. Senator from New York, and Presidential Candidate was caught in bed with television and movie star Rosie O'Donnell. Room service waiter Frank Buckler of the Lower East Side Holiday Inn in New Y...Read full story
(2007) Pelosi Demands Bigger Airplane
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has demanded a larger, Government issued airplane. Apparently, the third in line to the United States Presidency feels that she needs something more in line with Air Force One.Read full story
(2013) Horse Meat Actually Not That Bad Say Brits As New Chain Of Fast Food Restaurants Open
Despite a frozen food producer being caught up in a scandal over horsemeat found in beef products in the United Kingdom, Sweden and France many Brits are confessing that they actually enjoyed the taste of horse, with many even admitting that they cou...Read full story
(2005) Scotland -The Perfect Asylum
Scottish first minister and champion of the platform shoe, wee Jock Mcnumptie, today outlined plans to tackle Scotland's imminent population crisis.Read full story
(2007) Howard Stern blames his Global Warming Review for Anna Nicole death
Bahamas - (Rioters): Howard Stern, the bereaved partner and personal lawyer of former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has told family and friends he blames only himself for her death which came so soon after he published his seminal Stern Review...Read full story
(2007) Archaeologists Uncover Round World Map From Middle Ages!
Digger Phelps, University of Notre Dame former basketball coach and archaeologist, claims to have discovered a round world map from 1207.Read full story
(2004) Pokemon Toys Turn Evil using Rechargeable Batteries
TomCal, one of the world's largest toy manufacturers, has been forced to recall many of its lines of autonomous Pokemon robots from shop and homes around the world. Warnings on the cardboard back of the product read that "Do not use re-charg...Read full story