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(2008) Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent
United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon.
The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the in...
(2009) US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!
The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...
(2008) United States Will Take Over Piggy Banks
Denver, Colorado (IPP) - The United States Department of the Treasury will take over piggy banks as well as many of the nation's federally regulated banks.
The plan was put into motion by George W. Bush and Secretary of the Treasury Dempsey Dumpst...
(2007) Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese
A man from Bangor in Northern Ireland's seaside town of Bangor is hoping to go into the record books as the first person to have modelled the Giant's Causeway out of Mini Babybel cheese.
(2009) Obama wins No Balls Piss Prize for work on US caliphate
Washington - (Stitch-up): Barack Obama has been awarded the Global Piss Process's ultimate gong for blowing up US embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya in August 1998.
The prize, worth 10m Swedish kronor ($1.4m), was negotiated u...
(2007) The Real Ruler Returns
Just when you thought the soppy saga had finally ground to a halt new photo evidence released today appears to show Princess Diana alive and well working in the Stroud High Street branch of Rymans the Stationers.
(2007) West Nile Virus cyber-variant threat to Pentagon's flying nanotech spyware
Washington DC - (Contagious Mess): A mutant cyber-variant virus modelled on the organic West Nile Virus is threatening the Pentagon's cutting edge flying nanotech spyware.
(2007) The Lady IS For Returning
Wobbly Octogenarian dictator Margaret Thatcher is to host her own daytime chat show insiders told us today. Channel 4 have commissioned a six episode run in which Thatcher, attached to an elaborate puppet system, will chat with guests such as Radiohe...
(2010) Palin to Have New Reality TV Show
FOX announced today that former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to have her own Reality TV show starting later this fall. This show will be called "The Real Hockey Mom's of the Last Frontier" and will feature Sarah and all of her gir...
(2007) Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya
The British Board of Film Classification, which also oversees the classification of videogames, has announced that it has rejected a revised version of Manhunt 2.
(2012) Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!
Smokey Bedford, UK: An OAP couple who supposedly purchased a cannabis plant thinking that it was a daisy plant have been arrested after "kicking up" too much business selling the leaves of their "daisy" plant.
The plant just grew and grew and the...
(2007) International Peace Rally Broken up by CIA, Neo-Hippie Detainees Taken
Tirana, Albania - Albanian spectators cheered as a small rally of 100 peace-loving American hippies were ruthlessly apprehended by black-clad paramilitary forces thought to be under the command of the CIA. Albania, known for its unbending support of...
(2009) John To Yoko: Cut It Out!
On what would have been his 69th birthday, the apparition of John Lennon today appeared to his widow, "musician" Yoko Ono, and begged her to stop recording.
"You've just got to quit it, Luv," Mr. Lennon said, in a voice oddly not eerie at all. "...
(2009) Man, not being George W Bush, wins Nobel Peace Prize
A man was today honoured with the Nobel Prize for Peace, beating literally hundreds of applications for the award. Here, I have exclusive access to one of the members of the Awarding Committee:
"A man came off the street here in Oslo a few days a...
(2009) Obama wins Miss Galaxy
Barack Obama has controversially won the Miss Galaxy contest this year, despite being male. Many contestants have protested about him.
The head judge of the contest said, "We do not apologise for Barack Obama's win. We felt that Mr Obama had the p...
(2010) Poor mum of thirteen wee bairns can see the breadline
A mother of 13 wee darlings who spent £1,700 of her benefits on a 60in plasma TV claimed last night that plans to cap payments to benefit claimants would leave her family "on the breadline".
Whinging old bag, as some have unkindly called Tootsy Mc...
(2008) Genitally Conjoined Steingrabber Twins Buy the Dodgers to Fire Torre!
Last year Baseball's great behind the plate and in the manager's seat, Joe Torre was forced out of the Yankee organization by the Steingrabber twins who are said to share one dick and two balls between them.
Torre had managed the Yanks into the p...
(2008) John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency
The Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, announced he was withdrawing from the 2008 presidential campaign after remembering he was married to a beer heiress.
The former-presidential hopeful, in a departure from the meticulously groomed...
(2010) Tidal Waves Fears Over China's Nobel Prize Anger
Maritime experts fear the world could be hit by giant tidal waves as the fall out from the row between China and Norway over the Nobel Peace Prize.
The Chinese government is furious that the Norwegian Nobel Prize Committe awarded the Peace Prize t...
(2010) Windows Changes Name - Now Called Doors
Windows announced today that they are going to be changing their name in order to appeal to a broader audience and widen the market share. Windows hit the market in 1983, and since then has captured the imagination of the world with their software.
(2010) Oprah Cancels Book Club, Readers Outraged
CHICAGO, IL - Oprah announced today on her daily television show that she will be canceling her book club. "It is with great sadness that I am announcing the termination of this program. I feel that in this new age of technology and twitter, there is...
(2009) Miley Cyrus Breaks Contact With Her Fans!
With the final words, "FYI Liam doesn't have twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason." Miley Cyrus has shut down her twitter site much to the annoyance of her millions of faithful fans and supporters.
Also reporters.
That's ac...
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Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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