Showing:
Spoof news events on this day in history
Showing page 4 (of 7 pages)
(2009) Republican National Committee says Nobel Peace Prize is a piece of junk
The RNC was quick to react today to the announcement that President Barack Obama had won The Nobel Peace Prize. MIchael Steele, Chairman of the RNC, in a quickly put together press release said "This means nothing! Everyone knows that the Nobel Pe...
(2006) World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'
London - (Associated Mess): The broadly-ranging term 'psychiatrist' must be abolished as being a delusional term for a wide grouping of symptoms associated with the pharmaceutical industry's outreach workers who have been programmed to i...
(2010) CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5
Fans of US crime dramas are in for a treat as Channel 5 plans to fill its schedules with programmes such as CSI: Miami, NCIS and Law & Order - 24 hours a day.
Bosses at the channel have been left with no other option as domestic TV production...
(2006) New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good
New York - Americans love to cover up their coffee (Those beans ARE suggestive in their nakedness. Or is it just me?), and now the taste of your java break can take a radical turn.
(2007) Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union
Attorney at Law, Harvey Birdman, has filed suit against the International Astronomical Union (IAU) on behalf of his client, Pluto, for claiming that Pluto is no longer a planet. Through his interpreter at a press conference Pluto stated "being c...
(2008) Magellan Penguins Marooned on Brazilian Beaches to March in Mardi Gras Parades
Like drunken tuxedoed teens at their first prom, hordes of Magellan penguins have shown up on Brazilian beaches. The birds out of snow were wandering around the carioca beaches and resorts of Ipanema until the novelty wore off and they began to be vi...
(2008) Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought
Shifting technology enhancement in a new direction, Google announced today that it will offer a dramatic new way to surf the Internet without the user ever typing a single word.
Plugging into a standard USB port on any computer, Google's new "Br...
(2010) Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!
It's a shame that this has happened and it is typical of the day and age we live in, but Victoria's Secret has given pink slips, plus they have fired almost 100 beautiful young ladies who have gone over the 115-pound weight limit.
"At an average o...
(2004) Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed
In the first-round Afghanistan elections, so-called "indelible" ink was used to mark the thumbs of all those who had voted - supposedly to prevent voting twice by persons who had registered under multiple names. But the ink was found to be...
(2008) Let the grass grow
Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend.
"As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...
(2009) Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanist...
(2007) Costa Rica Names New Rocket
San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - The contest to name the world's biggest rocket is over and the winning name is El Conyo De Su Madre. The runner up names were Mohon Grande and La Putica Sussia.
(2010) Chinese Steal World Internet
News is starting to emerge that Chinese DNS Servers are starting to attract more and more of the worlds Internet traffic in an assault similar to that of the summer.
Previously, the Chinese have routed requests to connect to major news websites li...
(2007) A Diet to Die For?
Its being hailed as the most dangerous 'fad' diet since eating windows but Hollywood's A-list are all looking for a 'slice' of the action. Home amputation is now the fastest growing way to lose a stone. 'Alleged' comedy ac...
(2007) Rich Boy turned Teacher?
(ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.
(2009) Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal
The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test.
The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...
(2008) McCain Mortgage Buyout to Include White House
John McCain's only slightly original economic plan was poorly explained by the Repub candie at the debate in Memphis in which old Elvis left the building quite early.
After scrutiny by housing experts and economists from the Hogswarts School of...
(2009) Never, ever upset Liverpool Football Club, Michael Owen!
Earlier this week Micheal Owen, the former Liverpool player in praising Sir Alex Ferguson, added life at Old Trafford was "everything you would expect of a top team, probably the biggest club in the world".
Straight away, Michael Owen has put his...
(2007) Van Drives Itself
A white van sped off down the road without a driver after the door opened on a steep bend.
(2010) Red-Eyed Kim Kardashian Insists She's Alright After Bar Fight!
After hundreds of fans sent messages to Kim Kardashian over a reported bar fight, she has replied that all she got was a drink thrown in her face.
Kardashian, 29, took to her blog Friday night to try to explain a wild Thursday night with her siste...
(2007) Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case
Washington, D.C. - In an all too eerie occurrence of life imitating art, today the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a case of mistaken identity, abduction and torture of an innocent man, a Germany citizen of Lebanese descent, by the Central Intelli...
(2008) Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent
United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon.
The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the in...
Showing page 4 (of 7 pages)
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
Mailing List
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!