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(2007) Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion
Heaven - God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are reported to be slightly concerned over the intentions of a 'very helpful' supermarket chain.
(2007) Marion Jones Gives Back Medals
Marion Jones has given up the five medals she won at the Sydney Olympics, days after admitting she used performance-enhancing drugs. What happens next is up to the International Olympic Committee.
(2007) Boy Scouts Will Fly in Shuttle
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - The Boy Scouts have a new space flight badge that is awarded to Scouts who earn enough points in space science and the first two Scouts to earned the coveted badge will fly aboard the next space shuttle flight.
(2007) Breast Boosting Beer
European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy 'breast-boosting beer' after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.
(2010) Currency War, reports of first casualties.
Although still in its infancy, the escalating currency war is taking a turn for the not very nice at all, actually, according to some sources.
Following on from George Soros, the richest man in the known universe, warning China to step off and get...
(2007) Nader Calls for Recall of Christmas
Consumer advocate and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader has called for a recall of Christmas this year.
(2008) Young Sarah Palin Interned with Patty Hearst and the Simbionese Liberation Army
While Sarah Palin has been denouncing Obama's childhood flirtation with the 1960's radical Weathermen because of a grammar school interest in meteorology, investigative reporters have uncovered some shocking evidence.
While still a child, Sarah...
(2007) Miami Dolphins Going For Perfect Season
Miami, Florida (IP) - The Miami Dolphins are once again well on their way to achieving a perfect season. Instead of 16 and Zero they will go for Zero and 16.
(2008) McCain Shits His Pants During Debate
Washington - GOP handlers were quick to dismiss reports that Senator McCain shit his pants while debating Barrack Obama last night. Democrats say that the true impact of the global economic melt-down finally hit home to McCain last night in mid-sente...
(2007) Radiohead Release 'Free' Album
Radiohead release their new album this week, and, in a supreme show of loyalty towards their fans, have decided not to charge any money for it.
(2008) Credit crunch is hitting footballers' wives
It would appear the credit crunch is now hitting home to footballers' wives.
Although many premiership footballers and their wives think a credit crunch is a breakfast bar from Nabisco, many are having extreme difficulty in making ends meet on the...
(2007) Labour Rip Off Conservative Election Pledges
The Labour party has been accused of "ripping off" many of the Conservatives' election pledges, following the release of Alistair Darling's pre-budget report.
Labour has suggested that the report will definitely give them the edge and allow them t...
(2007) Chico and the Curvy Aung San Suu Kyi
Protest singer Chico has caused the UK government international embarrassment with his single "curvy cola bottle body" which aims to raise awareness of Burma's detained opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi
(2007) Brown Orders Postal Workers to Return to Work
Gordon Brown has today announced that he has ordered Royal Mail to end their worker's dispute, or to hire new staff.
(2008) Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush
NY Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress inked a toothbrush endorsement deal Wednesday. Aural-C has a new model that will sell in the US under the name Plax-Burr.
Company spokesman Donald T. Rump said that Burress is the ideal front man for the new...
(2010) Susan Boyle Is A Man?!
While everyone has been caught up in whether Lady Gaga and which sex she be, the talk on the internet today is that Susan Boyle is a man.
Beginning this morning with a scoop from 'The Daily Blabbermouth' about the sex of Mr. Boyle, the other tabl...
(2007) David Davies "not real" admits Cameron
Shocking news emerged from Whitehall earlier today, further to a memo leaked late on Monday that suggested Davies was, in fact, completely fake. The memo was first ignored, then denied, then accepted, then ignored again, before being admitted as &qu...
(2009) Hearing aids for Democratic Senators
A hearing aid company announced today that it was giving state of the art hearing aids to the Democratic delegation in the US Senate.
A company spokesman stated the following: "With the uproar going on over health care reform it seems that many...
(2011) People with variation of surname 'Peterson' most likely to be murdered, study
HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold State College released a frightening study this week, frightening at least for those Americans named Peterson or Pederson or Pedersen or some variation thereof.
According to the study, Americans with this surname are most lik...
(2010) Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech
Take two looks at tonight's live audience on ITV1's first X-Factor Live Finals and you might see a flicker of hope in their eyes.
Its not surprising though as Simon Cowell unleashes a new type of audience on the finalists tonight, made up full of...
(2008) Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist
Presidential hopeful, Senator Barrack Hussein Obama has largely dodged the bullet concerning his association with early Al Qaeda operative, William Ayers. However, recent revelations concerning Obama, the Jew-hating, Muslim have called into question...
(2009) Californian's Idea for Perpetual Motion Snags Nobel Prize
Following on the surprise announcement that President Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for desiring to "strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between people," the Nobel committee has announced its winner of the 2009 Nobel...
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Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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