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(2007) Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion

Funny story: (2007) Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion

Heaven - God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are reported to be slightly concerned over the intentions of a 'very helpful' supermarket chain.

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(2007) Jeremy Kyle's Family ask for a DNA Test

Funny story: (2007) Jeremy Kyle's Family ask for a DNA Test

Sanctimonious Git Jeremy Kyle's family have all asked for a DNA test, to prove whether or not the Human Bear Baiter is a family member, or simply a bloke that they know.

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(2007) Breast Boosting Beer

Funny story: (2007) Breast Boosting Beer

European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy 'breast-boosting beer' after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.

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(2007) Marion Jones Gives Back Medals

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Marion Jones has given up the five medals she won at the Sydney Olympics, days after admitting she used performance-enhancing drugs. What happens next is up to the International Olympic Committee.

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(2008) Credit crunch is hitting footballers' wives

Funny story: (2008) Credit crunch is hitting footballers' wives

It would appear the credit crunch is now hitting home to footballers' wives. Although many premiership footballers and their wives think a credit crunch is a breakfast bar from Nabisco, many are having extreme difficulty in making ends meet on the...

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(2007) Boy Scouts Will Fly in Shuttle

Funny story: (2007) Boy Scouts Will Fly in Shuttle

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - The Boy Scouts have a new space flight badge that is awarded to Scouts who earn enough points in space science and the first two Scouts to earned the coveted badge will fly aboard the next space shuttle flight.

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(2007) Chico and the Curvy Aung San Suu Kyi

Funny story: (2007) Chico and the Curvy Aung San Suu Kyi

Protest singer Chico has caused the UK government international embarrassment with his single "curvy cola bottle body" which aims to raise awareness of Burma's detained opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi

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(2008) McCain Shits His Pants During Debate

Funny story: (2008) McCain Shits His Pants During Debate

Washington - GOP handlers were quick to dismiss reports that Senator McCain shit his pants while debating Barrack Obama last night. Democrats say that the true impact of the global economic melt-down finally hit home to McCain last night in mid-sente...

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(2008) Young Sarah Palin Interned with Patty Hearst and the Simbionese Liberation Army

Funny story: (2008) Young Sarah Palin Interned with Patty Hearst and the Simbionese Liberation Army

While Sarah Palin has been denouncing Obama's childhood flirtation with the 1960's radical Weathermen because of a grammar school interest in meteorology, investigative reporters have uncovered some shocking evidence. While still a child, Sarah...

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(2010) Currency War, reports of first casualties.

Funny story: (2010) Currency War, reports of first casualties.

Although still in its infancy, the escalating currency war is taking a turn for the not very nice at all, actually, according to some sources. Following on from George Soros, the richest man in the known universe, warning China to step off and get...

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(2008) Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

Funny story: (2008) Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

NY Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress inked a toothbrush endorsement deal Wednesday. Aural-C has a new model that will sell in the US under the name Plax-Burr. Company spokesman Donald T. Rump said that Burress is the ideal front man for the new...

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(2016) Gossip Writer Insinuates that Famous African-American Comedian Who Lectured Black People Will Play the Race Card

Funny story: (2016) Gossip Writer Insinuates that Famous African-American Comedian Who Lectured Black People Will Play the Race Card

Hollywood, CA An anonymous online gossip columnist noted that a famous comedian who MIGHT be involved in a felony sex scandal once toured black churches and community centers to help uplift the morals of the black community and himself as a community...

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(2007) Miami Dolphins Going For Perfect Season

Funny story: (2007) Miami Dolphins Going For Perfect Season

Miami, Florida (IP) - The Miami Dolphins are once again well on their way to achieving a perfect season. Instead of 16 and Zero they will go for Zero and 16.

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(2007) Nader Calls for Recall of Christmas

Funny story: (2007) Nader Calls for Recall of Christmas

Consumer advocate and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader has called for a recall of Christmas this year.

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(2008) Magellan Penguins Marooned on Brazilian Beaches to March in Mardi Gras Parades

Funny story: (2008) Magellan Penguins Marooned on Brazilian Beaches to March in Mardi Gras Parades

Like drunken tuxedoed teens at their first prom, hordes of Magellan penguins have shown up on Brazilian beaches. The birds out of snow were wandering around the carioca beaches and resorts of Ipanema until the novelty wore off and they began to be vi...

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(2006) World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

Funny story: (2006) World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

London - (Associated Mess): The broadly-ranging term 'psychiatrist' must be abolished as being a delusional term for a wide grouping of symptoms associated with the pharmaceutical industry's outreach workers who have been programmed to i...

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(2009) Californian's Idea for Perpetual Motion Snags Nobel Prize

Following on the surprise announcement that President Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for desiring to "strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between people," the Nobel committee has announced its winner of the 2009 Nobel...

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(2007) Labour Rip Off Conservative Election Pledges

Funny story: (2007) Labour Rip Off Conservative Election Pledges

The Labour party has been accused of "ripping off" many of the Conservatives' election pledges, following the release of Alistair Darling's pre-budget report. Labour has suggested that the report will definitely give them the edge and allow them t...

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(2007) Radiohead Release 'Free' Album

Funny story: (2007) Radiohead Release 'Free' Album

Radiohead release their new album this week, and, in a supreme show of loyalty towards their fans, have decided not to charge any money for it.

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(2017) Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Funny story: (2017) Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...

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(2011) People with variation of surname 'Peterson' most likely to be murdered, study

Funny story: (2011) People with variation of surname 'Peterson' most likely to be murdered, study

HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold State College released a frightening study this week, frightening at least for those Americans named Peterson or Pederson or Pedersen or some variation thereof. According to the study, Americans with this surname are most lik...

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(2010) CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5

Funny story: (2010) CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5

Fans of US crime dramas are in for a treat as Channel 5 plans to fill its schedules with programmes such as CSI: Miami, NCIS and Law & Order - 24 hours a day. Bosses at the channel have been left with no other option as domestic TV production...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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