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(2007) Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers
Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight l...Read full story
(2008) Iceland Bankrupt
Alistair Darling today revealed that the whole of Iceland has gone bankrupt following the collapse of the only Icelandic Bank, Landsbankinn. Thousands of people have been left without jobs as the credit crunch hit Iceland, and many more have been...Read full story
(2009) Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes.
(New York-NY) Patriotic or Xenophobic, depending on if you are a regular viewer of Fox news, talk show host Rush Limbaugh's head exploded during a broadcast of "The Rush Limbaugh Show". Limbaugh was in the middle of an impassioned speech on President...Read full story
(2008) Man With World's Longest Finger Dead in Bizarre Fairground Accident
The man with the longest finger in the world, Mr Brian Spindle, is reported to have been killed in a bizarre fairground accident earlier today. Mr Spindle, from Leek in Staffordshire, was reported to have suffered a fatal injury whilst riding the...Read full story
(2008) Katie Price Has One Tit Bigger Than The Other
Katie Price, aka 'Jordan', has startled her fans and millions of 'laptop wankers', by emerging from her latest round of plastic surgery in Los Angeles with one tit bigger than the other. Price, who is married to that Peter Andre, had the tit-enlar...Read full story
(2010) Trapped Chilean miners to be greeted by Gamu Nhengu
X-Factor reject Gamu Nhengu is travelling to the San Jose mine in Chile in time to greet the 33 trapped miners as they are pulled to safety. Gamu will sing the Chilean National Anthem to each miner as they see daylight for the first time in over 6...Read full story
(2008) Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans
Lausanne, Switzerland - A committee of officials have dramatically taken away all 100 medals awarded to Chinese athletes at the Beijing Olympics following drug retesting. Committee chairman, Stan Ozolol, defended the controversial decision at a recen...Read full story
(2008) Man Dies After Wank in Bath
A 42 year old man from Dudley in the West Midlands died earlier today after having a wank whilst in the bath. After his bath he popped down to his local newsagents and was instantly killed as he stepped out in the path of a lorry whilst attempting...Read full story
(2009) David Letterman's Wife Sues For Divorce, $500 Million!
David Letterman's wife Regina, is suing the late night talk show host for a divorce, $500 million and custody of their son, Harry, according to a source who saw the court papers and revealed them to the Truth Tattler. Also named in the suit are e...Read full story
(2008) Hefner Dumps Girlfriend, Scouts New Prospects at Band Camp
Long time Hugh Hefner girlfriend and former Playmate, Holly Madison, has been kicked to the curb after her rumored spit swapping session with mediocre Las Vegas magician, Chris Angel. Madison, along with two other "girlfriends" had been publicly jo...Read full story
(2008) Martha Stewart Crashes Howard Stern's Wedding
Though the actual ceremony dates remained a closely guarded secret by the Stern Show and family, domestic-arts queen, Martha Stewart, had apparently crashed the wedding ceremony at its most inopportune moment. Bursting through the door of the re...Read full story
(2010) School dinner lady in child sex grooming scandal
A dinner lady at a primary school in County Durham has not worked for two years, after being warned that her actions could be construed as grooming a child for the purposes of having sex. Mrs Dot Lavatory, 97, was witnessed by a supervisor offerin...Read full story
(2005) Joel cheats on Hilary
When Joel Madden (Good Charlotte) and Hilary Duff (Lizzie McGuire) hooked up, we all knew there would be trouble. And now there has been. After finding Joel cheating on her, the 18 year old star dumped him straight away.Read full story
(2009) President Obama Receives Nobel Peace Prize, Pulitzer On The Same Day
United States President Barack Obama, after seven months in office and trying to get any of his programs going here and abroad, has received word that he has won the Nobel Peace Prize, for holding up the peace symbol during his earlier visits to Euro...Read full story
(2008) Arizona's Yes4Marriage Anti-Gay Proposition Uses Naked Palin family in their Ads
The perennial attack by Christ-loving, gay-hating fundies on societal efforts to grant some protections to same-sex love relationships is once again being waged in the sands of Arizona. The new story is the racy ad campaign of the Religious righties.Read full story
(2008) NFL Announces All Prison Team - Video Game to Follow!
Canton,Ohio / Sports Illustrated - The NFL announced today it's All Prison Team after a nation wide poll of the nation's top law enforcement officers , prosecutors, and federal judges. There were few surprises. At stake, residuals from a new vide...Read full story
(2008) Australian Sex Slave Keeps Extended Family Close at Hand!
Adelaide, Australia/ Lesbian Times - A free lance writer with dual citizenship in this country and the UK claims he was held captive by a band of Lesbians in this small town and forced to father over 30 children in a 2 week span. The unnamed spe...Read full story
(2010) Judges given new guidelines to avoid causing offence
Judges have been given new guidelines to ensure that they do not offend people who appear before them in court. These came to light during a recent case when a judge referred to a person as a 'gypsy'. The clerk of the court produced a document and ad...Read full story
(2007) Starkers Miss England in MyNudeSpace fake profile storm
London - (Barefaced Ass Mess): The winning contestant in the Starkers Miss England pageant is hopping mad today after imposters on the social nit-working site MyNudeSpace slammed her as a demented dipso nymphomaniac.Read full story
(2010) 'Pregnant' Kate Middleton in morning sickness horror!
Windsor - (Nauseating News): So when does a 5am throwing up in the Castle moat constitute pregnancy rather than a classic binge-drinking overflow? Palace courtiers are divided this weekend amid reports Kate Middleton chundered her guts out in a cl...Read full story
(2009) Ron Paul City of 25,000 lesbians 'a Chinese Whispers fantasy?'
Ron Paul City, Sweden - (Muff Bluff): The government has shrugged off a Chinese Whispers campaign that claims the northern Swedish settlement of Ron Paul City has a population of 25,000 lesbians. "Wrong, wrong, wrong!" the City's mayor Valkyrie S...Read full story
(2010) Chilean Miners Decide to Stay Down There
This morning the drill broke through into the chamber holding the 33 Chilean gold miners. A voice came up the 700 metre shaft saying, "We're staying down here! Go Away!" The spokesman for the trapped Chilean miners Aaron Mateo explained: "We've be...Read full story