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(2008) Chancellor realises the economy might be in trouble
The Chancellor of the Exchequer, the Rt Hon Alistair Bloke, made the stark discovery earlier today that the economy might be in trouble.
It appears he was listening to the Today programme on Radio 4 when the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, Ozz...
(2007) Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert
Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Mary Cheney's five month old son Samuel David Cheney has been put under round the clock surveillance by Homeland Insecurity officials ahead of an ominous descent into hellish premonitions materialising on...
(2008) UK Banks Do the "Bailout Boogy"
The dire day of reckoning has come for all the many prestigious old financial institutions of the United Kingdom as they face the heady realization that UK people are vulnerably softened by the American bailout to tolerate their own UK bailout - "Lik...
(2012) Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street
One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile.
"We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is orga...
(2010) Animal Rights Group To Girl Who Threw Puppies In River: Let US Kill Them Next Time!
The girl who lit up Youtube's comment feature by being shown throwing puppies into a raging river was commended for "nice form" by an animal rights group of People who champion the rights of animals.
In the 43-second clip, a young woman or girl w...
(2004) Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference
The surprise guest-speaker at the Brighton conference of the Conservative Party in 2004 was none other than the Archangel Gabriel, our Southern Reporter can reveal.
(2007) 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice
Rumours suggest that the 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared on the top of his head. This has been blamed on the stress caused by being a member of the Royal family, followed aro...
(2008) Governor Palin's Hacker Is In Deep You-Know What!
BULLS GAP, Tennessee - The individual who hacked into Governor Sarah Palin's email could end up receiving a five year prison term as well as a $250,000 fine.
When Palin was informed of these developments she commented in that shrilled Tina Fey vo...
(2010) Senior Tory denies that he's a Mormon
Foreign Secretary William Hague has today issued a statement refuting rumours that he is a secret Mormon Elder' There is no truth whatsoever in these scurrilous rumours' he told reporters. 'I admit that over the last few months I have regularly share...
(2009) N.O.W. supports women's prisons
The leader of the National Organization for Women Terry O'Neill said in a press interview that her organization supports the incarceration of women in prisons because women that commit crimes are a danger to free women in society.
When asked abou...
(2005) Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style
This is a true story about my mate cliffy, that's not his real name it's just a name that's stuck to him since we were kids. Personally I thought that Michael Bolton would have been more apt as he use to dress and have his hair like him when Michael...
(2009) E-Mail Staff To Strike In Sympathy With Royal Mail
A spokesman for the International Union of Email Directors has announced that his members will be coming out in support of Royal Mail union members should it become necessary.
Royal Mail has indicated that it it is prepared to take action followin...
(2009) Gorilla poses as prostitute: ACORN tells it to pose as illegal alien instead
ALAMEEDA, AK (ABSNN) -- A Crocashit News Network reporter, dressed in gorilla costume, entered the Alameeda, Arkansas chapter of ACORN Wednesday evening, posing as a teenaged prostitute, and asked ACORN employees how to acquire federal housing fundin...
(2007) Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad
Qatar - (Confectionery Mess): Just in time for the end of Ramadan and the beginning of five days' Eid Al Fitr feasting, Al-Jazeera TV has launched its very own version of the Ferrero-Rocher ad, featuring the lavish hospitality of a London dignita...
(2010) Dora The Explorer Voice Breaks
Children's Hispanic TV character, Dora the Explorer, has said in a statement released today, that she will not pay wages claimed by her voice artist Caitlin Sanchez, because the latter's voice has broken.
Sanchez, 14, claims that she is owed more...
(2009) New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!
Atlanta, Ga/ Erectile Dysfunction Update - A smiling Georgia man, identified only as Dick from Valdasta, walked out of Civil Court this morning $9.25m richer after being awarded that sum for having to deal with a two (2) day erection after self medic...
(2008) Watchman McCain Tells Nation:' The New President is a Th...Th...That One!
Like the old, stuttering lookout in Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles, John McCain warned America that the possible new president is "a ...ni...ni... THAT ONE!!!"
In the most impersonal and de- NIG- rating, should we say lynching of an opponent in a Pre...
(2007) Oliver Cooks His Own Face
Drool lipped mockney foodster Jamie Oliver is currently under observation in Camden Holistic Hospital today after suffering third degree burns to his boat race (face). Oliver (19) was rushed, in a carbon neutral rickshaw ambulance, to the hospital wh...
(2008) The Queen's Golden Jubilee lead horse's head 'found in Charles's bedroom'
London - (The Godmother Ass Mess): The lead whorse which pulled the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's gold state coach during the Golden Jubilee charade, er...spectacle! - in 2002 has been found dead.
The severed head of 'Bunty', a grey gelding aged 35, w...
(2008) President Not Ready to Pull Out of Iraq
Washington DC - In a news conference from the Oval Office, President Bush stated the U.S. was not ready to fully withdrawal from Iraq.
The President went on to elaborate, "The U.S. needs to perform a complex sequence of maneuvers to ensure secur...
(2009) Polinski: The Little Bounder Claimed To Be 12!
In Zurich, Switzerland yesterday, Director Roman Polinski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief that she claimed she was only 12 at the time.
"She seemed much too young for a 13-year-old, but then they are smarter...
(2008) Bank bail out falters
Alastair Darling was left red faced today when the proposed bank bail out was postponed.
The chancellor was poised to transfer £100 billion into the banking system when he suddenly realised he had forgotten his ATM pin number.
"I'm sure it is m...
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Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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