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Funny story: (2010) So Women Do Merely Glow

(2010) So Women Do Merely Glow

The old saying that 'horses sweat, men perspire and women glow' is true, according to a Japanese study. "It appears that women are at a disadvantage when they need to sweat during exercise," said research co-ordnator Yoshimitsu Inoue, in the journ...
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Funny story: (2009) US Citizen Applies To UK For Political Asylum

(2009) US Citizen Applies To UK For Political Asylum

British immigration officials were reportedly 'utterly baffled' by a US citizen's application for political asylum earlier today. The applicant, reported to be a Mr Paul Potts, originally of Nowhere, Nebraska has told British officials that, havin...
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Funny story: (2008) Global markets in turmoil following announcement of compulsory random drug tests for City traders

(2008) Global markets in turmoil following announcement of compulsory random drug tests for City traders

London - (Toxic Mess): "You takin' the piss?" That was the sombre comment from one Canary Wharf trader today following the announcement that compulsory drug testing of City traders forms part of the UK government's bail-out of the banking industry.
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Funny story: (2007) Terrorist Eradicating Aerosol Developed

(2007) Terrorist Eradicating Aerosol Developed

Kabul, Afghanistan (IP) - Wasp Spray industries has developed and marketed an anti-terrorist aerosol that will soon be available on store shelves world wide.
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Funny story: (2007) 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

(2007) 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

Rumours suggest that the 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared on the top of his head. This has been blamed on the stress caused by being a member of the Royal family, followed aro...
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Funny story: (2009) Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

(2009) Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

According to a new study "Whatever" is the most annoying word but for the 6,000th year in a row, men say that it is "No!" If you're in the US or planning to go there, whatever you do don't use the word "Whatever" stated the article! For some...
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Funny story: (2007) Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert

(2007) Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Mary Cheney's five month old son Samuel David Cheney has been put under round the clock surveillance by Homeland Insecurity officials ahead of an ominous descent into hellish premonitions materialising on...
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Funny story: (2008) UK Banks Do the "Bailout Boogy"

(2008) UK Banks Do the "Bailout Boogy"

The dire day of reckoning has come for all the many prestigious old financial institutions of the United Kingdom as they face the heady realization that UK people are vulnerably softened by the American bailout to tolerate their own UK bailout - "Lik...
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Funny story: (2004) Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference

(2004) Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference

The surprise guest-speaker at the Brighton conference of the Conservative Party in 2004 was none other than the Archangel Gabriel, our Southern Reporter can reveal.
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Funny story: (2005) Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style

(2005) Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style

This is a true story about my mate cliffy, that's not his real name it's just a name that's stuck to him since we were kids. Personally I thought that Michael Bolton would have been more apt as he use to dress and have his hair like him when Michael...
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Funny story: (2010) Animal Rights Group To Girl Who Threw Puppies In River: Let US Kill Them Next Time!

(2010) Animal Rights Group To Girl Who Threw Puppies In River: Let US Kill Them Next Time!

The girl who lit up Youtube's comment feature by being shown throwing puppies into a raging river was commended for "nice form" by an animal rights group of People who champion the rights of animals. In the 43-second clip, a young woman or girl w...
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Funny story: (2010) Senior Tory denies that he's a Mormon

(2010) Senior Tory denies that he's a Mormon

Foreign Secretary William Hague has today issued a statement refuting rumours that he is a secret Mormon Elder' There is no truth whatsoever in these scurrilous rumours' he told reporters. 'I admit that over the last few months I have regularly share...
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Funny story: (2008) Governor Palin's Hacker Is In Deep You-Know What!

(2008) Governor Palin's Hacker Is In Deep You-Know What!

BULLS GAP, Tennessee - The individual who hacked into Governor Sarah Palin's email could end up receiving a five year prison term as well as a $250,000 fine. When Palin was informed of these developments she commented in that shrilled Tina Fey vo...
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Funny story: (2009) E-Mail Staff To Strike In Sympathy With Royal Mail

(2009) E-Mail Staff To Strike In Sympathy With Royal Mail

A spokesman for the International Union of Email Directors has announced that his members will be coming out in support of Royal Mail union members should it become necessary. Royal Mail has indicated that it it is prepared to take action followin...
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Funny story: (2009) N.O.W. supports women's prisons

(2009) N.O.W. supports women's prisons

The leader of the National Organization for Women Terry O'Neill said in a press interview that her organization supports the incarceration of women in prisons because women that commit crimes are a danger to free women in society. When asked abou...
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Funny story: (2007) Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad

(2007) Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad

Qatar - (Confectionery Mess): Just in time for the end of Ramadan and the beginning of five days' Eid Al Fitr feasting, Al-Jazeera TV has launched its very own version of the Ferrero-Rocher ad, featuring the lavish hospitality of a London dignita...
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Funny story: (2008) President Not Ready to Pull Out of Iraq

(2008) President Not Ready to Pull Out of Iraq

Washington DC - In a news conference from the Oval Office, President Bush stated the U.S. was not ready to fully withdrawal from Iraq. The President went on to elaborate, "The U.S. needs to perform a complex sequence of maneuvers to ensure secur...
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Funny story: (2008) Bank bail out falters

(2008) Bank bail out falters

Alastair Darling was left red faced today when the proposed bank bail out was postponed. The chancellor was poised to transfer £100 billion into the banking system when he suddenly realised he had forgotten his ATM pin number. "I'm sure it is m...
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Funny story: (2009) New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!

(2009) New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!

Atlanta, Ga/ Erectile Dysfunction Update - A smiling Georgia man, identified only as Dick from Valdasta, walked out of Civil Court this morning $9.25m richer after being awarded that sum for having to deal with a two (2) day erection after self medic...
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Funny story: (2012) Isle of Wight News - Scab collection stolen

(2012) Isle of Wight News - Scab collection stolen

Kenneth Dunston has been left distraught following the theft of his scab collection. Dunstan, 52 from Ryde on the Isle of Wight, discovered the theft on Sunday morning when he returned from the Ryde twenty-four hour bowls marathon. "It's terri...
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Funny story: (2010) 'Hills' actress typecast...as herself

(2010) 'Hills' actress typecast...as herself

LOS ANGELES, CA (SN) - Audrina Patridge roamed 'The Hills' and lived the life of high society for six seasons on one of MTV's most successful reality shows to date. Now, Patridge, 25, is having trouble finding work after a successful TV show. The r...
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Funny story: (2008) Watchman McCain Tells Nation:' The New President is a Th...Th...That One!

(2008) Watchman McCain Tells Nation:' The New President is a Th...Th...That One!

Like the old, stuttering lookout in Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles, John McCain warned America that the possible new president is "a ...ni...ni... THAT ONE!!!" In the most impersonal and de- NIG- rating, should we say lynching of an opponent in a Pre...
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Pigeons In Uproar Over Loss of Statues

The recent nationwide spree of removing public monuments has resulted in an upheaval among the so called 'rats with wings' as they attempt to cling to structures that no longer exist.
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