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Funny story: (2008) Global markets in turmoil following announcement of compulsory random drug tests for City traders

(2008) Global markets in turmoil following announcement of compulsory random drug tests for City traders

London - (Toxic Mess): "You takin' the piss?" That was the sombre comment from one Canary Wharf trader today following the announcement that compulsory drug testing of City traders forms part of the UK government's bail-out of the banking industry.
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Funny story: (2009) Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

(2009) Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

According to a new study "Whatever" is the most annoying word but for the 6,000th year in a row, men say that it is "No!" If you're in the US or planning to go there, whatever you do don't use the word "Whatever" stated the article! For some...
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Funny story: (2007) Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert

(2007) Mary Cheney's brat under Homeland Security surveillance ahead of Halloween alert

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Mary Cheney's five month old son Samuel David Cheney has been put under round the clock surveillance by Homeland Insecurity officials ahead of an ominous descent into hellish premonitions materialising on...
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Funny story: (2008) Chancellor realises the economy might be in trouble

(2008) Chancellor realises the economy might be in trouble

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, the Rt Hon Alistair Bloke, made the stark discovery earlier today that the economy might be in trouble. It appears he was listening to the Today programme on Radio 4 when the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, Ozz...
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Funny story: (2008) UK Banks Do the "Bailout Boogy"

(2008) UK Banks Do the "Bailout Boogy"

The dire day of reckoning has come for all the many prestigious old financial institutions of the United Kingdom as they face the heady realization that UK people are vulnerably softened by the American bailout to tolerate their own UK bailout - "Lik...
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Funny story: (2010) Animal Rights Group To Girl Who Threw Puppies In River: Let US Kill Them Next Time!

(2010) Animal Rights Group To Girl Who Threw Puppies In River: Let US Kill Them Next Time!

The girl who lit up Youtube's comment feature by being shown throwing puppies into a raging river was commended for "nice form" by an animal rights group of People who champion the rights of animals. In the 43-second clip, a young woman or girl w...
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Funny story: (2004) Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference

(2004) Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference

The surprise guest-speaker at the Brighton conference of the Conservative Party in 2004 was none other than the Archangel Gabriel, our Southern Reporter can reveal.
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Funny story: (2007) 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

(2007) 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

Rumours suggest that the 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared on the top of his head. This has been blamed on the stress caused by being a member of the Royal family, followed aro...
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Funny story: (2010) Senior Tory denies that he's a Mormon

(2010) Senior Tory denies that he's a Mormon

Foreign Secretary William Hague has today issued a statement refuting rumours that he is a secret Mormon Elder' There is no truth whatsoever in these scurrilous rumours' he told reporters. 'I admit that over the last few months I have regularly share...
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Funny story: (2008) Governor Palin's Hacker Is In Deep You-Know What!

(2008) Governor Palin's Hacker Is In Deep You-Know What!

BULLS GAP, Tennessee - The individual who hacked into Governor Sarah Palin's email could end up receiving a five year prison term as well as a $250,000 fine. When Palin was informed of these developments she commented in that shrilled Tina Fey vo...
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Funny story: (2009) N.O.W. supports women's prisons

(2009) N.O.W. supports women's prisons

The leader of the National Organization for Women Terry O'Neill said in a press interview that her organization supports the incarceration of women in prisons because women that commit crimes are a danger to free women in society. When asked abou...
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Funny story: (2005) Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style

(2005) Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style

This is a true story about my mate cliffy, that's not his real name it's just a name that's stuck to him since we were kids. Personally I thought that Michael Bolton would have been more apt as he use to dress and have his hair like him when Michael...
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Funny story: (2009) E-Mail Staff To Strike In Sympathy With Royal Mail

(2009) E-Mail Staff To Strike In Sympathy With Royal Mail

A spokesman for the International Union of Email Directors has announced that his members will be coming out in support of Royal Mail union members should it become necessary. Royal Mail has indicated that it it is prepared to take action followin...
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Funny story: (2007) Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad

(2007) Al-Jazeera TV launch of "Oh Mr Ambassador with these Ferrero-Rocher you are really spoiling us!" ad

Qatar - (Confectionery Mess): Just in time for the end of Ramadan and the beginning of five days' Eid Al Fitr feasting, Al-Jazeera TV has launched its very own version of the Ferrero-Rocher ad, featuring the lavish hospitality of a London dignita...
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Funny story: (2010) Dora The Explorer Voice Breaks

(2010) Dora The Explorer Voice Breaks

Children's Hispanic TV character, Dora the Explorer, has said in a statement released today, that she will not pay wages claimed by her voice artist Caitlin Sanchez, because the latter's voice has broken. Sanchez, 14, claims that she is owed more...
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Funny story: (2009) Gorilla poses as prostitute: ACORN tells it to pose as illegal alien instead

(2009) Gorilla poses as prostitute: ACORN tells it to pose as illegal alien instead

ALAMEEDA, AK (ABSNN) -- A Crocashit News Network reporter, dressed in gorilla costume, entered the Alameeda, Arkansas chapter of ACORN Wednesday evening, posing as a teenaged prostitute, and asked ACORN employees how to acquire federal housing fundin...
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Funny story: (2008) President Not Ready to Pull Out of Iraq

(2008) President Not Ready to Pull Out of Iraq

Washington DC - In a news conference from the Oval Office, President Bush stated the U.S. was not ready to fully withdrawal from Iraq. The President went on to elaborate, "The U.S. needs to perform a complex sequence of maneuvers to ensure secur...
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Funny story: (2009) New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!

(2009) New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!

Atlanta, Ga/ Erectile Dysfunction Update - A smiling Georgia man, identified only as Dick from Valdasta, walked out of Civil Court this morning $9.25m richer after being awarded that sum for having to deal with a two (2) day erection after self medic...
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Funny story: (2008) Watchman McCain Tells Nation:' The New President is a Th...Th...That One!

(2008) Watchman McCain Tells Nation:' The New President is a Th...Th...That One!

Like the old, stuttering lookout in Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles, John McCain warned America that the possible new president is "a ...ni...ni... THAT ONE!!!" In the most impersonal and de- NIG- rating, should we say lynching of an opponent in a Pre...
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Funny story: (2007) Oliver Cooks His Own Face

(2007) Oliver Cooks His Own Face

Drool lipped mockney foodster Jamie Oliver is currently under observation in Camden Holistic Hospital today after suffering third degree burns to his boat race (face). Oliver (19) was rushed, in a carbon neutral rickshaw ambulance, to the hospital wh...
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Funny story: (2011) Pippa Middleton Still Stalling Over $5 Million Adult Movie Offer

(2011) Pippa Middleton Still Stalling Over $5 Million Adult Movie Offer

Sources close to Pippa Middleton revealed today that the wondrously rumped one still hasn't responded to an offer of $5 Million from an adult movie producer to appear in a walk-on part in an XXX rated movie. The Hollywood based producer, who spott...
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Funny story: (2008) The Queen's Golden Jubilee lead horse's head 'found in Charles's bedroom'

(2008) The Queen's Golden Jubilee lead horse's head 'found in Charles's bedroom'

London - (The Godmother Ass Mess): The lead whorse which pulled the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's gold state coach during the Golden Jubilee charade, er...spectacle! - in 2002 has been found dead. The severed head of 'Bunty', a grey gelding aged 35, w...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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