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(2007) Saving Private Ryan actor collapses from excessive bell ringing

Funny story: (2007) Saving Private Ryan actor collapses from excessive bell ringing

Barry Pepper, who played a religious US sniper in war movie Saving Private Ryan, has collapsed from excessive bell ringing at a 15th century Italian church.

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(2013) John Kerry gives Syria the 'Evil Eye'

Funny story: (2013) John Kerry gives Syria the 'Evil Eye'

Washington, DC - Finding little support for his administration's plan to punish Syria, US Secretary of State John Kerry is taking matters into his own face. The former Senator is activating his evil eye against the regime of Bashar al-Assad in r...

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(2008) Sexual tension Between Palin and Obama Breaks Out in a Freedom Kiss!

Funny story: (2008) Sexual tension Between Palin and Obama Breaks Out in a Freedom Kiss!

Many observers commented that Sarah Palin's RNC routine had its greatest zippedy doo da when she was thinking about attacking metrosexual Barack Obama. Similarly, when Obama rebutted Sarah Plain N Bifocaled's zingers he seemed to be licking his chops...

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(2009) Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Funny story: (2009) Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Everglades City, Fl/ Peta Update - This sleepy Florida town, known best for harvesting stone crab claws, shrimp, and once having the dubious honor of having their entire population arrested for drug running, is again the center of controversy. Flo...

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(2008) Moodstock: Juande and Tunde play 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'

Funny story: (2008) Moodstock: Juande and Tunde play 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'

Tottenham Hotspur manager Juande Ramos joined easy listening veteran Tunde Baiyewu onstage on Saturday afternoon to perform a cover version of U2 song 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' at a fund raising event for bipolar disorder sufferers. Tunde, once half...

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(2007) SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

Funny story: (2007) SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

(Seattle, WA) Northwest activist Ashley White has introduced legislation to Congress that would recommend capital punishment for Level 3 sex offenders.

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(2010) Taliban University offers four year degree

Funny story: (2010) Taliban University offers four year degree

The College of Taliban is offering a new four-year degree in Suicide bombing. Alfrasondefrick Mohamed, Dean of students says the field of Suicide Bombing is booming and sees the need to prepare future students for an exciting and explosive career...

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(2007) MTV to show music videos

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Music video channel MTV is to start showing music video's on a trial basis.

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(2009) Obama Creates Fourth Branch Of Government

Funny story: (2009) Obama Creates Fourth Branch Of Government

While the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government has sufficed for over 200 years, President Barack Obama has created a fourth branch to deal with the civilization and society of the modern world. Said Obama, "back when the found...

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(2010) Michael Gove announces first list of Free Schools

Funny story: (2010) Michael Gove announces first list of Free Schools

Quelle surprise! All the Free Schools are in London - As expected, fee paying schools have jumped in first, grabbed Gove's attention and set themselves up to be even further subsidised by the less fortunate. Sons and daughters of the already filthy r...

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(2004) Pension Minister Resigns: The Unofficial Version

Works and Pension Minister Andrew Smith today resigned his post in accordance with an official letter to the prime minister. Tony Blair in turn could do little else but accept his resignation and thank him for his service to the British people. All w...

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(2009) Funeral Parlor Discovers Nursing Home is Tattooing Residents

Funny story: (2009) Funeral Parlor Discovers Nursing Home is Tattooing Residents

The Shaw-Blackham-Robb-Watson Funeral Parlors have informed Rogers, Arkansas Police that they have discovered old people who die in the local Sunny Days Retirement Center and Nursing Home have been tattooed. Chuck Robb, one of the owners of the fune...

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(2010) Iceland victorious over Japan

Funny story: (2010) Iceland victorious over Japan

The Icelandic basketball team were today successful in defeating Japan at the Championships by 97 baskets to 33. Helped by a capacity crowd, many of whom travelled long distances to see them play, the Icelanders achieved an early 15 point margin and...

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(2011) Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

Funny story: (2011) Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

The largest saltwater croc known to living man has been captured in the Philippines and after taking his genes off, it has now been established that he wears the same one's as Godzilla the T Rex did millions of years ago. The local people believe...

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(2013) Whole Foods Go Ghetto

Funny story: (2013) Whole Foods Go Ghetto

On Wednesday, a manufacturer of "Whole Foods" announced that it plans to build a store in the poorest and most dangerous section of Chicago. The Englewood neighborhood, 10 miles south of downtown, experienced a 40% increase in homicides last year...

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(2009) Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

Funny story: (2009) Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

New York - Everyone's favorite giant yellow bird is a little black and blue this morning. Big Bird was attacked Saturday night as he returned to his home on Sesame Street. Police reports indicate the attackers were after Bird's childlike innoce...

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(2009) The kids all have IRA passports thanks to Good Friday Agreement says Cherie

Funny story: (2009) The kids all have IRA passports thanks to Good Friday Agreement says Cherie

London - (Blarneybollox): Proud mum Cherie Blair has regaled an astonished TV show audience with more fiction about her rubbish family's achievements. The daughter of Margaret Thatcher and Robert MaxwellI RIP credited the legendary Lick (sic) of t...

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(2010) Lindsay Lohan Claims Paris Innocent

Lindsay Lohan came to the defense of fellow troubled celebrity Paris Hilton by backing up Hilton's statement Paris was carrying someone else's purse when a bag of cocaine fell out of it. "I swear on my 12-step rehab pamphlet that I saw someone s...

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(2007) Greenpreace asks the new Democratic Congress to stop issuing White House subpoenas; its damaging the Amazon rainforest

Funny story: (2007) Greenpreace asks the new Democratic Congress to stop issuing White House subpoenas; its damaging the Amazon rainforest

Washington, D.C. - Though officially non-partisan, Greenpeace has called on the Democratic Party, its closest ally in Washington, to stop its assault on their mutual political foe, the GOP, inadvertently coming to their rescue in asking the Democrati...

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(2010) Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

Funny story: (2010) Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

THE HAGUE - Due to the quick-draw popularity of Iran's recently unveiled unmanned drone bomber aircraft - the so-called "Ambassador Of Death" (for no other reason than apparently because "Semi-Big Thing That Will Blow Up Near Where You Live" was alre...

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(2010) Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?

Funny story: (2010) Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has crashed into the headlines once more this morning after it was revealed that the woman with whom he has been carrying on a passionate extra-marital affair was his very own grandma. Rooney, a 'vital cog' i...

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(2009) San Andreas Fault Identified as 'crack in nation's ass' to Disappear from Earth Dec.21, 2012!

Funny story: (2009) San Andreas Fault Identified as 'crack in nation's ass' to Disappear from Earth Dec.21, 2012!

Los Angeles,Ca/ Doomsday News - In yet another apocalyptic scenario, the History Channel reported last night that the end is near for most of California and the nation's butt crack is doomed to slide off into the pacific. Weather channel minister...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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