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(2007) Spoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina

Funny story: (2007) Spoof writer's nightmare comes true as New Mexico spaceport incarnates as Britney's vagina

New Mexico - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Veteran Spoof writer and New Mexico resident Jalapenoman is in hiding tonight as "one of his worst nightmares" took a step closer to incarnating on his home turf in the shape of Britney's vag...

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(2007) Men prefer attractive women over ugly ones, according to study

A five-year, government backed, $25 million University of Indiana study has shown that most men prefer attractive women over ugly ones.

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(2011) Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

Funny story: (2011) Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

The Tea Party has failed to support Republican hopeful Herman Cain's plan for tax reform. The plan, which calls for a 9% personal income tax, 9% federal sales tax, and 9% corporate tax, is referred to as the "999" plan. Despite the fact that this...

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(2007) Lost Ninth Roman Legion found at Whitley Bay

Funny story: (2007) Lost Ninth Roman Legion found at Whitley Bay

Britannia: The 2,000-year old mystery surrounding the disappearance of the Ninth Legion in Britain has finally been solved. The 6,000 or so legionnaires have been located alive and well in Whitley Ba...

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(2005) After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

Funny story: (2005) After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

CALIFORNIA-- Just months after Michael Jackson was cleared over child molestation allegations, Peter Pan, hero of Neverland, as depicted by J. M. Barrie, is currently under investigation over child molestation allegations. Peter Pan, 75, is currently...

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(2007) Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Funny story: (2007) Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Roger Federer has made it to the semi-finals of the US Open, overcoming Andy Roddick in straight sets, despite running out of rackets midway through the second set in what can only be described as an extraordinary night at Flushing Toilets.

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(2008) Al Gore is Spokesperson for Solar Powered Dildo!

Funny story: (2008) Al Gore is Spokesperson for Solar Powered Dildo!

Perennial Democratic Poster Boy Al Gore announced today he would be the worldwide spokesperson for the new solar powered dildo marketed under the "MEAN GREEN MACHINE " label and sold in K-Mart under the Martha Stewart line of household implements.

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(2009) Jon & Kate Gosselin Attempt To Join Mile-High Club Before Divorce Final?

Funny story: (2009) Jon & Kate Gosselin Attempt To Join Mile-High Club Before Divorce Final?

After months of speculation, the 10-year marriage of Jon & Kate Plus 8's stars Kate and Jon Gosselin appears to be coming to an end, or so my sources tell me. However, they may have just given it one last try, although according to the passengers...

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(2007) Stereotypes protest in Hollywood

Funny story: (2007) Stereotypes protest in Hollywood

Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.

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(2007) Halle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show

Funny story: (2007) Halle Berry confirms she is pregnant; Eddie Murphy asked to surrender DNA sample live on The Maury Povich Show

Hollywood, California - Ending weeks of rumors, Halle Berry confirmed just today to several news media outlets that she is, in fact, pregnant. Eddie Murphy has issued his standard press release denying that he is the father. Meanwhile, Maury Povich h...

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(2008) Al Gore Announces Business Ventures

Funny story: (2008) Al Gore Announces Business Ventures

Former Vice President Al Gore is embarking on a new path. He is starting companies that will compete in important industries. The focus will be on products that will be energy efficient and support other policy goals. After a career in politics, G...

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(2007) Americans to learn 'English'

Funny story: (2007) Americans to learn 'English'

The US Government has announced that it will adopt English as its national language. English will be taught at schools. The business of government will be conducted in English. Even Hollywood

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(2004) Microsoft introduces Ybox - puts "crown jewels" up for grabs

Funny story: (2004) Microsoft introduces Ybox - puts "crown jewels" up for grabs

Hard on the heels of last week's surprise announcement that Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) of Seattle, WA, was to halt further development of the Windows operating system came the announcement that the "boring parts" of the Microsoft soft...

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(2010) Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?

Funny story: (2010) Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?

Nobody knows for sure yet that Canadian teen heart-throb Justin Bieber sent Wayne Rooney hooker sex case girl Jennifer Thompson a text message enquiring about hourly rates and discount packages. But SEN's Buffty Ginslinger reckons it's possible.

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(2010) Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

Funny story: (2010) Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...

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(2005) Cat Racism in New Orleans

Funny story: (2005) Cat Racism in New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana -- Jesse Jackson was in New Orleans today investigating allegations that black cats were far less likely to survive the floodwaters and be rescued as for instance yellow tabbies or calicos.

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(2005) President George Bush Describes his New Vision for the New New Orleans

Funny story: (2005) President George Bush Describes his New Vision for the New New Orleans

WASHINGTON DC (AP) At a press conference held at the White House, President George Bush outlined his plans for the future of New Orleans.

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(2007) Al Gore's Solution To Global Warming

Funny story: (2007) Al Gore's Solution To Global Warming

(Washington) - Former Vice President, Oscar winner and global warming activist, Al Gore, today announced he has found the solution to the global warming crisis.

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(2005) Scientists Study Female Orgasms

Minneapolis -- Scientists world-wide are studying female orgasms in the hope of developing a Viagra-like pill for women. In their offices, their homes and even their cars, research goes on for anything that could lead to development of another &quo...

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(2010) Merrygold Talks Girls Aloud, Sugababes, Saturdays

Aston Merrygold has reportedly slammed Girls Aloud members Cheryl Cole, Nicola Roberts, Sarah Harding and Kimberley Walsh for not supporting band mate Nadine Coyle. In an article in this week's MusicWeek magazine, Merrygold said that Coyle deserve...

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(2007) Pavarotti The Target Of A 1955 Manchester United Transfer Bid - Claim

Funny story: (2007) Pavarotti The Target Of A 1955 Manchester United Transfer Bid - Claim

Luciano Pavarotti, the Italian tenor who died this morning aged 71, was the subject of a secret Manchester United transfer bid as far back as 1955, it has been claimed.

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(2007) C-5 Galaxy variant hired to scatter Pavarotti's ashes over Mount Etna

Funny story: (2007) C-5 Galaxy variant hired to scatter Pavarotti's ashes over Mount Etna

Modena, Italy - (Corriere Parmigiano Regiano): A Lockheed C-5c Galaxy has been chartered from the US Air Force to airlift Luciano Pavarotti's cremated remains.

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