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(2009) Rumpy Pumpy For All!

Funny story: (2009) Rumpy Pumpy For All!

New President of Europe, Herman Van Rompuy, better known as Mr. Rumpy Pumpy, has long been known for his like of haiku, federalist super states and, of course, a bit of the old in-out. The bespectacled Belgian has often boasted of his prowess between...

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(2010) Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Funny story: (2010) Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Daybreak host Christine Bleakley says she is "not ready" to think about starting a family with boyfriend, Chelsea midfield star, Frank Lampard. Although she says she loves children, she also claims she couldn't balance career and family. She adds...

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(2008) Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Funny story: (2008) Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Jewish groups are alternately outraged and amused by an invitation issued by the White House for a Hanukkah reception: the printed card features a painting of the White House Christmas tree being delivered as the President and Laura kiss under the mi...

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(2006) New survey reveals that living is bad for you

Funny story: (2006) New survey reveals that living is bad for you

A new survey, published by the R.B.O (Research into the Bleeding Obvious) organisation has found that being alive can lead to almost every disease known to man. The doctors and substitute chemistry teachers who produced the report have advised that t...

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(2008) Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Funny story: (2008) Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Hilarious Rodent Clinton is scrambling to reduce her massive campaign debt before she becomes the US Secretary of Sleaze, when federal ethics laws - and political sensitivities - will severely hamper her ability to do so. (Granting her nomination is...

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(2010) Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Funny story: (2010) Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Newcastle United have parted company with manager Chris Hughton having labelled him a Championship standard equal opportunities Russian spy who just happened to have a done a pretty damn good job. The Premiership club says its fears over his dupli...

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(2010) Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Funny story: (2010) Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Nigeria - Femi Babafemi, in charge of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, said that Dick Cheney would "definitely" be charged for selling the Nigerians millions of American email addresses. Said Babafemi, "The email addresses he...

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(2010) Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Funny story: (2010) Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama. With this statement, which is accom...

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(2001) Manager "Bright tailed and Bushy eyed"

Funny story: (2001) Manager "Bright tailed and Bushy eyed"

A senior management executive is celebrating today after finally being able to comb his eyebrows upwards.

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(2010) Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Funny story: (2010) Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Kate Gosselin is hopping mad after viewing Sarah Palin's reality television show last night. Of all the footage shot, Gosselin claims TLC chose the stuff that made her look like a spoiled prima dona. She is, of course, referring to the much-anticipat...

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(2001) Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

Funny story: (2001) Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

The United States says Steps are being taken to rebuild Afghanistan. The all-singing, all-dancing group will accompany senior UN officials on a tour of the war-torn country.

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(2010) Silvio Berlusconi to star in MTV-style dating show

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is set to star in a new MTV-style dating show called "Silvio's Sexy Sluts." The programme invites 12 'babes' in love with Silvio's smooth charm, good looks and charisma into his Italian home for a series o...

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(2008) Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

Funny story: (2008) Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President-elect Barack Obama has unveiled his plan to save the ailing US auto industry by nationalizing the auto sector and making a single car model, to be known as the "Obamawagen." Modeled on the popular beetle-shaped...

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(2001) Gardener Gavin Told Off

Funny story: (2001) Gardener Gavin Told Off

Avant gardener Diarmuid Gavin has been severely told off, according to neighbours.

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(2001) Revolutionary New Community to Begin Construction

Funny story: (2001) Revolutionary New Community to Begin Construction

SOUTHERN PODUNK, AL Residents of Southern Podunk will finally have the opportunity to experience all of the conveniences of big-city living when the Rensfield Development Company (RDC) opens the doors of its new residential high-ri...

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(2006) Vatican launches Xmas market best-seller Creationist video game

Funny story: (2006) Vatican launches Xmas market best-seller Creationist video game

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): The Vatican is on to a winner! The Pontifical Office for Hysterical Records has launched its very own Creationist video game that has gone straight to the number one slot in the Xmas market.

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(2001) Harry Potter Shocker

Funny story: (2001) Harry Potter Shocker

Magician and legend, Harry Potter, has been diagnosed allergic to magic dust.

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(2008) Pentagon Expanding Number of Aliens Recruited: Ranks to Include More Wookies, Klingons, Droids

Funny story: (2008) Pentagon Expanding Number of Aliens Recruited: Ranks to Include More Wookies, Klingons, Droids

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The Pentagon has issued a directive to expand the number of aliens it recruits into the military in yet another effort to make up for chronic shortages of warriors, doctors, and linguists available for wartime duty. The...

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(2009) Tiger Quits PGA: Claims He's Moving to NBA Where Morals Clause More Relaxed and Booty is Better!

Funny story: (2009) Tiger Quits PGA: Claims He's Moving to NBA Where Morals Clause More Relaxed and Booty is Better!

A spokesman for Tiger Woods announced today that the golfing icon with the firm putter and flawless stroke, was moving on to the NBA after a poll in Golf Magazine said he wouldn't be welcomed back on the links of any private club employing young, nub...

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(2013) Keith Harris Arrested In Murder Of Orville The Duck

Funny story: (2013) Keith Harris Arrested In Murder Of Orville The Duck

Ventriloquist Keith Harris has been arrested by police in Blackpool for the kidnapping and murder of his former partner and long term friend Orville. Officers from the resort swooped on Harris as he left his council house home in the Layton area o...

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(2010) Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

Funny story: (2010) Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

England's 2nd Test superhero Kevin Pietersen has admitted that he threw away his wicket after scoring 227 runs when he saw a spectator in the crowd tucking into an exceptionally tasty-looking burger. England were on 568 when the burly right-hander...

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(2009) Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Funny story: (2009) Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Reports are coming in that Tiger Woods will now be escorted to and form all tournaments by Meridith Baxter and Chaz Bono. Tiger's sponsors and advisers have agreed that social contact with women other than his wife should be limited to brunettes over...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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