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(2006) The Art of Striptease

Funny story: (2006) The Art of Striptease

Oslo - (Ass. Mess): It took five senior Norwegian Appeals judges approximately one hundred hours each of in-situ evidence taking to decide that striptease is an art-form and thus zero-rated for taxation purposes.

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(2010) Balotelli Blasts "Money Hungry" City Team-mates

Funny story: (2010) Balotelli Blasts "Money Hungry" City Team-mates

Italian international Mario Balotelli has sensationally blasted his Manchester City team mates. The self proclaimed "bad boy" claims that too many of his City team mates are at Eastlands for the wrong reasons, and he's definitely not one of them.

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(2008) Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Funny story: (2008) Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Jewish groups are alternately outraged and amused by an invitation issued by the White House for a Hanukkah reception: the printed card features a painting of the White House Christmas tree being delivered as the President and Laura kiss under the mi...

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(2009) Tiger Woods Agrees To "Pork, The Other White Meat" Commercial Package

Funny story: (2009) Tiger Woods Agrees To "Pork, The Other White Meat" Commercial Package

At a conference in Panama City today, three white waitresses at a noted nightclub have came forward to say that they have never had sex with Tiger Woods and would like to be crossed off the list. That's the third Florida city where white women hav...

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(2006) Flatulence blamed for Blair's plane diversion

Funny story: (2006) Flatulence blamed for Blair's plane diversion

North Atlantic Ocean - (Ass Mess): A plane of the Queen's Flight carrying Prime Monster Tony Blair had to be diverted en route to Washington DC tonight after cabin staff reported a strange whiff of suspected Polonium 210 fumes coming from the VIP...

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(2001) Revolutionary New Community to Begin Construction

Funny story: (2001) Revolutionary New Community to Begin Construction

SOUTHERN PODUNK, AL Residents of Southern Podunk will finally have the opportunity to experience all of the conveniences of big-city living when the Rensfield Development Company (RDC) opens the doors of its new residential high-ri...

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(2006) Heather Mills strikes Gold

Funny story: (2006) Heather Mills strikes Gold

The oldest Gold Miner in Britain Jack O'Grady has died at age 99, instantly making Heather Mills as the only known heir to his priceless gold mine.

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(2006) New survey reveals that living is bad for you

Funny story: (2006) New survey reveals that living is bad for you

A new survey, published by the R.B.O (Research into the Bleeding Obvious) organisation has found that being alive can lead to almost every disease known to man. The doctors and substitute chemistry teachers who produced the report have advised that t...

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(2010) Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Funny story: (2010) Christine Bleakley - Sex A Mystery

Daybreak host Christine Bleakley says she is "not ready" to think about starting a family with boyfriend, Chelsea midfield star, Frank Lampard. Although she says she loves children, she also claims she couldn't balance career and family. She adds...

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(2010) Dolly Parton Hurts Herself Jumping Rope!

Funny story: (2010) Dolly Parton Hurts Herself Jumping Rope!

Dolly Parton, taking advantage to be outside on a warm day for December, was showing several young fans in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee how she used to jump rope as a kid by taking the rope they were using and trying hard to skip while singing. "My dog...

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(2010) Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Funny story: (2010) Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Newcastle United have parted company with manager Chris Hughton having labelled him a Championship standard equal opportunities Russian spy who just happened to have a done a pretty damn good job. The Premiership club says its fears over his dupli...

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(2008) Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Funny story: (2008) Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Hilarious Rodent Clinton is scrambling to reduce her massive campaign debt before she becomes the US Secretary of Sleaze, when federal ethics laws - and political sensitivities - will severely hamper her ability to do so. (Granting her nomination is...

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(2010) Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Funny story: (2010) Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Nigeria - Femi Babafemi, in charge of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, said that Dick Cheney would "definitely" be charged for selling the Nigerians millions of American email addresses. Said Babafemi, "The email addresses he...

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(2010) Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

Funny story: (2010) Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

England's 2nd Test superhero Kevin Pietersen has admitted that he threw away his wicket after scoring 227 runs when he saw a spectator in the crowd tucking into an exceptionally tasty-looking burger. England were on 568 when the burly right-hander...

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(2009) Crazy Frog Toppled

Funny story: (2009) Crazy Frog Toppled

The Crazy Frog has been toppled as the world's most annoying advert based ring tone. The frog has held the position for three whole years despite being created in 2002 by The Chuckle Brothers, who have maintained their otherwise dead career off the b...

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(2010) Silvio Berlusconi to star in MTV-style dating show

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is set to star in a new MTV-style dating show called "Silvio's Sexy Sluts." The programme invites 12 'babes' in love with Silvio's smooth charm, good looks and charisma into his Italian home for a series o...

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(2010) Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Funny story: (2010) Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Kate Gosselin is hopping mad after viewing Sarah Palin's reality television show last night. Of all the footage shot, Gosselin claims TLC chose the stuff that made her look like a spoiled prima dona. She is, of course, referring to the much-anticipat...

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(2001) Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

Funny story: (2001) Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

The United States says Steps are being taken to rebuild Afghanistan. The all-singing, all-dancing group will accompany senior UN officials on a tour of the war-torn country.

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(2001) Bush Calls For Mid-East Peace

Funny story: (2001) Bush Calls For Mid-East Peace

Valiant efforts have been made by world, Arab and Israeli statesmen to call for an end to violence in the Middle-East, and a return to the peace process. President Bush has led the world in saying "peace is good". Tony Blair followed by j...

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(2001) Gardener Gavin Told Off

Funny story: (2001) Gardener Gavin Told Off

Avant gardener Diarmuid Gavin has been severely told off, according to neighbours.

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(2001) Harry Potter Shocker

Funny story: (2001) Harry Potter Shocker

Magician and legend, Harry Potter, has been diagnosed allergic to magic dust.

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(2008) Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

Funny story: (2008) Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President-elect Barack Obama has unveiled his plan to save the ailing US auto industry by nationalizing the auto sector and making a single car model, to be known as the "Obamawagen." Modeled on the popular beetle-shaped...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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