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Funny story: (2007) Diana Inquest Jury Jolly Shock

(2007) Diana Inquest Jury Jolly Shock

The inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wails threatens to run aground tonight over the impending jury jaunt to Paris. Jurors have informed The Right Honourable Justice Scott Baker of several demands which they say must be met, or lose his...
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Funny story: (2010) New British Driving Test

(2010) New British Driving Test

To bring the British parking test into the 21st century, new elements will be introduced into the final test, and will have to be taught alongside traditional parts, such as parallel parking, emergency stops and hill starts. In order to make space fo...
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Funny story: (2011) Rooney Snr. nicked for bribing Scottish caber Tosser!

(2011) Rooney Snr. nicked for bribing Scottish caber Tosser!

Wayne Rooney's dad has been nicked by the police for participating in bribing caber Tossers at the Highland Games in Scotland. They were all told to throw the toss. It sems that Rooney Snr. is pretty hard up and Wayne, his famous and very rich son...
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Funny story: (2009) "Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

(2009) "Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

London,Uk/ Scotland Yard/Interpol Missing Persons Bulletin/Amber Alert - Law enforcement officials at Interpol and Scotland Yard were working feverishly reviewing reams of film from area spy cameras after 'a bag of bones' was found just off the break...
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Funny story: (2011) Tiger Woods Pitches Rolex in Average-Guy Campaign

(2011) Tiger Woods Pitches Rolex in Average-Guy Campaign

Inking his first endorsement deal since his wife's golf-club-upside-the-head incident two years ago, Tiger Woods will stump for Rolex Watches in a new advertising campaign targeted at working class men. The magazine ads already under production, W...
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Funny story: (2008) Soccer Mom Palin Meets With Soccer Dictator North Korean Leader at Soccer Game!

(2008) Soccer Mom Palin Meets With Soccer Dictator North Korean Leader at Soccer Game!

Sarah Palin demonstrated her international diplomatic credentials, her maverick daring do and her soccer parent dedication all at once this week! Kim Jong- Very Il, fresh from a massive stroke could not be stopped from attending his little fella...
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Funny story: (2010) Midsomer Murders Fans Furious At Lack Of Stiffs!

(2010) Midsomer Murders Fans Furious At Lack Of Stiffs!

Fans of TV detective series Midsomer Murders were up in arms last night after they had to wait for more than 80 minutes into the two-hour show for their first body. Viewers accustomed to murder, mayhem and bodies all over the place in the otherwis...
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Funny story: (2008) Hell breaks loose in Iceland due to financial crisis

(2008) Hell breaks loose in Iceland due to financial crisis

It would appear that things are not too rosy in Iceland at the moment, thanks to the deepening financial crisis. Responsible for more marital strain than any other place on earth - husbands used to dread coming home to find the kids alone shouting...
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Funny story: (2010) President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China

(2010) President Obama Gets Eviction Notice from China

At an emergency press conference today, a shocked and embarrassed US President, Barack Obama, announced that China has just delivered him an eviction notice for the entire country. "Wow", exclaimed a shocked Obama. "This is a real bummer. I me...
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Funny story: (2007) Pagans declare war on Fathers 4 Justice

(2007) Pagans declare war on Fathers 4 Justice

Tensions between members of the pagan community and leaders of lobby group Fathers 4 Justice have sparked an angry row over the desecration of two iconic monuments.
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Funny story: (2008) Trump to trump all by building condo on Mars

(2008) Trump to trump all by building condo on Mars

In breaking news today, billionaire Donald Trump has announced that he will construct three condominiums on the planet Mars by 2016. He has signed a joint venture with the Euro Space Agency for the transport of materials and construction workers...
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Funny story: (2008) Cabinet reshuffle is a diversion and sham

(2008) Cabinet reshuffle is a diversion and sham

At a private meeting in Westminster, Prime Minister Gordon Brown revealed that his recent cabinet reshuffle is only temporary until such time as he fills all the various posts on a more permanent basis later in the week. His spokesman said: "It...
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Funny story: (2005) Democrats Hellbent on Evicting God

(2005) Democrats Hellbent on Evicting God

SALEM, MA-Not satisfied with routing religion from America's public schoolrooms, liberal Democrats and Godless infidels (or is that being superfluous?) have set their sights on the next-and last-frontier. With Satan on their side, there's a grassroot...
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Funny story: (2010) Child Benefit Cuts - Crackheads In Revolt

(2010) Child Benefit Cuts - Crackheads In Revolt

Crackheads all over the country were last night putting their heads together with a view to starting a protest movement over the proposed axing of Child Benefit by the Con-Dem government. Child Benefit payments are a vital constituent of 97% of Cr...
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Funny story: (2010) Arse wiping assistance requirements increase

(2010) Arse wiping assistance requirements increase

According to a new health organisation survey, there has been an increase in people who can no longer reach their own bottoms due to their arms being too short or in some cases, the arse itself has moved further away, either way, there are increasing...
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Funny story: (2008) Fatwas Dominate World Events: Everyone is Now at Risk Causing Massive Migration to Alaska!

(2008) Fatwas Dominate World Events: Everyone is Now at Risk Causing Massive Migration to Alaska!

Saudi Arabia/ Rag Head News - It's not just for Mullahs anymore! Extremists around the world find Fatwas effective in controlling Plain Speak and Rational Discourse in advancing their goals of World Domination. Examples of World Terrorism Proclama...
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Funny story: (2010) Wind Farms are not as green as you would think

(2010) Wind Farms are not as green as you would think

Opponents to Wind Farms now have one more arrow in their bow to try and block the construction of Wind Farms. New research has proven what should have been obvious. Wind Farms reduce the intensity of the wind. "When you stop and think about...
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Funny story: (2004) NRA's British Branch

(2004) NRA's British Branch

New Labour are to introduce a National Rifle Association into Britain. Home Secretary David Blunkett explained. "We believe that the path that we have taken lends itself to an NRA. Let us take a look at the overall picture".
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Funny story: (2010) Mexican Pirates Kill My Husband. And The Easter Bunny Stole His Body. And Santa Cut Him into Pieces. And Tinkerbell Hid Him in my Freezer, to Frame Me.

(2010) Mexican Pirates Kill My Husband. And The Easter Bunny Stole His Body. And Santa Cut Him into Pieces. And Tinkerbell Hid Him in my Freezer, to Frame Me.

A woman who reported that her husband was shot in the head by Mexican pirates denied she had anything to do with his death, and a Texas sheriff said he had no doubts about her story. Tiffany Hartley said her husband, David, was shot Thursday on Fa...
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Funny story: (2009) Joe Cocker shocker: "I'm the true Prince of Wails!"

(2009) Joe Cocker shocker: "I'm the true Prince of Wails!"

LONDON (ABSNN) - In a move that stunned many British Peers, not to mention Charles, Prince of Wales and Heir Apparent to the Throne of the United Kingdom, Queen Elizabeth II dissolved the British Parliament Tuesday morning and recognized rocker, Joe...
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Funny story: (2010) Alice Roberts Story - New Turn: Michael Wood's Torso Demanded by Female Fans

(2010) Alice Roberts Story - New Turn: Michael Wood's Torso Demanded by Female Fans

A group of female fans of TV historian Michael Wood have contacted us demanding to put their side in the continuing Alice Roberts dress/undress saga. Since late August, we have been following the wrangling between fan groups eager to see TV presen...
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Funny story: (2007) Britney names new album: Psychotic Episode

(2007) Britney names new album: Psychotic Episode

Los Angeles, California - (DumbBlonde Mess): Britney Spears' first solo album in four years entitled Psychotic Episode is to be released on Halloween next month.
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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