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Funny story:  (2008) London Stock Exchange padre's sodomy warning tattoos breach copyright laws court is told

(2008) London Stock Exchange padre's sodomy warning tattoos breach copyright laws court is told

London - (Sorry Ass Mess): The London Stock Exchange chaplain is in hot water this week after launching a copyright-breaching buttock tattooing service warning against the perils of sodomy. The Rev Peter Mullen had offered 'born-again heterosexual...
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Funny story:  (2010) Princess Diana's ghost seen at Commonwealth Games as Camilla sweats buckets in heavy tights

(2010) Princess Diana's ghost seen at Commonwealth Games as Camilla sweats buckets in heavy tights

No matter how hard she tries, poor Camilla will always be relegated to the Rottweiler category. Witness her appearance with the dried-out old Royal sausage Charles at the Commonwealth Games - trotted out in heavy tights, more like compression stoc...
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Funny story:  (2007) Bugs Disrupt Indian-Yankees Game

(2007) Bugs Disrupt Indian-Yankees Game

Cleveland, Ohio (IP) - Bugs disrupted an Indians-Yankee game in Cleveland last night. There were so many bugs that they were picking up the players and dropping them from mid air while in flight.
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Funny story:  (2004) Earth saved - for now!

(2004) Earth saved - for now!

A little-known potato-shaped object about 3 miles long caused a stir on the world-wide web last week when 7-year old amateur astonomer Ian Peace posted on his blog that "a horrendous asteroid was hurtling towards Earth at 14 thousand miles per h...
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Funny story:  (2008) Schwarzenegger Proposes $100 Trillion Bailout

(2008) Schwarzenegger Proposes $100 Trillion Bailout

With the $700 Billion federal bailout set, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is calling for a follow up. The Schwarzenegger plan calls for $100 Trillion in new spending to prop up the economy. In the first phase, $1 Trillion is to be spent...
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Funny story:  (2008) 60's Terrorist Weatherman Ayers Endorses McCain-Palin!

(2008) 60's Terrorist Weatherman Ayers Endorses McCain-Palin!

Pit Bull Palin attacked Obama for his association with 60's radical Weatherman Bill Ayers despite the fact that Obama was an 8 year old living in another country during the revolutionary acts of the leftist cell. But the even bigger surprise came...
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Funny story:  (2010) Researchers announce Artificial Intelligence breakthrough

(2010) Researchers announce Artificial Intelligence breakthrough

Scientists announced today that they have developed a computer which exceeds the capacity of the human brain. Dubbed "Halle" the computer is said to represent true Artificial Intelligence; it is self-aware, thinks, and learns. But there is a down...
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Funny story:  (2008) Washington Press Reveal that Joe Biden has Man Boobs

(2008) Washington Press Reveal that Joe Biden has Man Boobs

A reporter that managed to sneak into the Senate Fitness Room has revealed that Senator Joe Biden, Democratic candidate for Vice President on the Barack Obama Ticket, has a large set of man boobs. "I'd say that they were at least a b-cup and put...
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Funny story:  (2010) Drunk Woman Enlivens Dull Ryder Cup

(2010) Drunk Woman Enlivens Dull Ryder Cup

Andi Panday has made national headlines by appearing drunk during an interview at the Ryder Cup, turning the dullest, most boring golf tournament on the planet into the second most dull and boring golf tournament on the planet. Ms Panday of Garfor...
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Funny story:  (2011) 'The Simpsons' to be produced in black and white, say Fox

(2011) 'The Simpsons' to be produced in black and white, say Fox

US TV network Fox has said all future seasons of 'The Simpsons' will be produced in black and white after admitting it the current economic climate meant it could no longer afford to add colour to the long-running comedy. In a statement, it said a...
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Funny story:  (2011) Two Faced Cat Finally Pays Price For His Treachery

(2011) Two Faced Cat Finally Pays Price For His Treachery

Frank and Louie, the 12 year old Janus cat with two faces has finally been put to sleep. The cat, who literally did have two faces, was destroyed by a vet in Massachusetts after his Worcester owner tired of his back stabbing. The feline, who li...
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Funny story:  (2007) Elvis Reveals he was Alive All Along and in Contention for Identity Fraud Tsar Role

(2007) Elvis Reveals he was Alive All Along and in Contention for Identity Fraud Tsar Role

In a series of astonishing and seemingly unrelated developments, dead pelvis-thrusting singer Elvis Presley has announced his intention to apply for the position of Identity Theft Tsar as recommended by a Parliamenta...
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Funny story:  (2009) Rwandan genocide expert caught machetting a "Tootsie Queen!"

(2009) Rwandan genocide expert caught machetting a "Tootsie Queen!"

Long ater the Rwandan genocidal massacres police in Tutsi land have arrested a main suspect caught bludgening a Tootsy Queen with a machete! "SQUELCH" The suspect, a well known "Homophobiac" in the region was only caught very blood "red-handed" af...
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Funny story:  (2010) Ukranian lion tamer attacked, he forgot to feed them!

(2010) Ukranian lion tamer attacked, he forgot to feed them!

A Ukranian lion tamer has been attacked by his otherwise well-behaved and obedient big-cats. Ths incident occurred during a performance in the circus and was sent round the world via U Tube (not them they're on strike). Luckily the lion tamer,...
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Funny story:  (2010) Charlie the smoking chimp proves that smoking is really, healthy?

(2010) Charlie the smoking chimp proves that smoking is really, healthy?

South African smoking Chimp Charlie (RIP) has proven to the world that being a chain smoking primate has no bad effects on the lungs and survived till the ripe old of 52 chimp years (roughly 250 human years, wow!). Charlie was quite an institution...
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Funny story:  (2009) Nintendo Re-inventing Pokemon

(2009) Nintendo Re-inventing Pokemon

Nintendo is producing it's Next 4 Pokemon RPG games. Next year, Pokemon Heart Gold and Pokemon Soul Silver will be available for purchase. Then as usual the third instalment for the DSi series will be the updated Crystal version but Nintendo and The...
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Funny story:  (2010) Boston Red Sox buy Liverpool Football  Club

(2010) Boston Red Sox buy Liverpool Football Club

Former owners of Liverpool FC, Hocks and Sellit, are warning the new owners to be careful when they finally come in and complete the deal to take ownership of Liverpool FC. "When we took over Liverpool FC in 2007," said spokesman for Hocks and Sel...
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Funny story:  (2008) "Barack Obama is Really White," claims school friend.

(2008) "Barack Obama is Really White," claims school friend.

Kirk Willard who claims to have been at junior school with the young Barack Obama revealed last night that when he was 7 yrs old Barack was white! The dramatic revelation comes at a time when the two candidates in the presidential race are neck a...
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Funny story:  (2009) Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

(2009) Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

The stars of the Twilight movies are becoming a little like the characters they portray in that they can no longer get about as others do. "Once you get well-known as a character", stated Taylor Lautner in an exclusive interview with me, "It's lik...
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Funny story:  (2004) Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

(2004) Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Washington - The first rule of Senate Fight Club is that you do not talk about Senate Fight Club. That was until now. After a report detailing the ultra secret pact between the 100 U.S. Senators was released on Thursday, it seems everyone is t...
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Funny story:  (2008) Hot Toys for Christmas

(2008) Hot Toys for Christmas

Representatives of the UK's major retail outlets gather this week for their annual toy fair at Birmingham's National Exhibition Centre. It's time to find out what will be the HOT 'must-have' toy to fill your sack this Christmas. The surprise succ...
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Funny story:  (2008) Robbie William's new Album

(2008) Robbie William's new Album

Famed Singer Robbie Williams has released plans of what his new album will be. Speaking to us earlier, the famed Stoke on Trent born UFO spotter told us: 'Me and my friends from Phalanx 9, on the outer perimeter have decided that my new album wil...
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Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

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