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(2011) Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel
Brussels - A committee of Europe's leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar.
"Currently, we are printing euros...
(2008) Britney Spears Poses for Madame Tussot's Wax Museum
Britney Spears has finally agreed to sign a contract for the formal pose and measurement process to enter the famous wax museum exhibit.
Madame Tussot museum curator, Hans Sticken discussed the process with "E" Entertainment News over the week...
(2010) Benefits funded my boob job
As many families face losing benefits, or at the very least seeing them reduced, one unemployed single mother has decided to treat herself.
Schappelle Rooty-Fucknuckle, 34, has never worked, has five children by four different fathers and claims b...
(2008) Pizza Hut Changes Name to Pasta Trough
Pizza Hut is rebranding itself as Pasta Trough in a radical overhaul of its corporate image and menu offerings. Logos have been replaced at corporate headquarters in Dallas and new signs are being installed at the chain's outlets worldwide.
Asked...
(2008) Dirty, sexy stiletto politics
"Obama has been palling around with terrorists who would target their own country," Sarah Palin has been repeating into the microphone for a few days now, strutting around in her black stiletto boots.
What can Obama do? He can't ignore the atta...
(2004) Osama Worried He Might Be Turning Gay
Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said yesterday that he is worried he might be turning gay. Speaking on satellite phone from an undisclosed location in Afghanistan, Mr. Bin Laden said, "There were signs all the time but I...
(2004) John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering
Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Edwards met Republican Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney in the only Vice Presidential debate of this election cycle. After watching Senator Edwards being forced to listen to Dick (Dick) Cheney for ninety min...
(2007) McDonalds Offers Strip Search, Molestation Incentives to Management
McDonalds Corp. is delving into reality-based porno as a sideline to its already popular burger restaurants. Recently McDonalds offered its store managers the freedom to strip search and sexually molest employees at will.
(2008) Wisconsin Marching Band Suspended Indefinitely
Madison, Wisconsin (Daily Badger Staff Reporter) - The University of Wisconsin marching band has been disbanded indefinitely due to "extracurricular conduct unbecoming a marching band".
Prior to Saturday night's matchup versus Big Ten football r...
(2008) Microsoft Announces "The Rock" to Counter Apple's "Brick" Technology
Jumping on the media bandwagon over recent announcements from Apple Corporation related to its secretive "Brick" project, Bill Gates announced plans to release Microsoft's "Rock" in Q1 of 2009.
Not disclosing any details surrounding the "Rock" p...
(2008) Clay Aiken's Announcement Shocks Barbara Streisand, Kathy Griffin
After the publishing of People Magazine's cover featuring Clay Aiken and his announcement that he's "Gay", several female fans and celebrities alike are reportedly in shock over the news.
Fans gathered outside Aiken's Las Vegas hotel balcony fo...
(2010) Camilla mistaken for Diana in Commonwealth Games gaffe
As Prince Charles and his drop-dead gorgeous wife, Camilla, arrived at the Commonwealth Games in Delhi yesterday, the President of the Games made an embarrassing mistake.
Whilst greeting the royal couple, Mr Mahatma Koat shook hands with the old m...
(2010) More X-Factor Controversy As Chloe Mafia Rumoured To Take Wild Card Slot Over Gamu
Controversy continues to dog Simon Cowell's X-Factor show as rumours surfaced today that a wild card slot will be awarded to alleged Wakefield prostitute Chloe Mafia, once again leaving the people's choice, Gamu Nhengu out in the cold.
A friend of...
(2009) Moon To Bomb Earth On Friday
Washington DC-- The Moon will bomb the Earth on Friday. Targets include the Atlantic Ocean, California, and Illinois. The moon creatures are doing this purely for scientific research. They want to see if their is any moon dust on the Earth, among o...
(2010) Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber
Move over Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart in a new interview in this week's "The Daily Doozer", candidly admits that she has also been interested in young singing sensation, Justin Bieber.
"I don't think Miley and I are the only ones", she told the T...
(2008) Michael Jackson Darkens Skin in Anticipation of Obama Win
Los Angeles, Ca (IPP) - Michael Jackson has had his skin darkened again after years of bleaching which has made him a whiter shade of pale over time.
Michael told reporters that he is just simply betting that Obama will win the next election an...
(2007) Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William
A photographer for the Sun Newspaper revealed that he was considering taking legal action against Prince William and his on-off girlfriend, Kate Middleton, following a number of incidents that he claimed 'invaded his priv...
(2009) Britney Spears Arrested For Terrorism At Airport
Popular singer Britney Spears has been arrested at the Atlanta Airport after security guards had arrivals pose in front of a full body scan.
Britney, who was very upset, sent for her manager who immediately called an attorney.
An insider at the...
(2007) Jews told: "Stop calling Jesus a bastard!"
Chicago - (Blasphemous Mess): The Chief Rabbi of Illinois has said the Archbishop of Chicago has pleaded with him to ask fellow Jews to "stop calling Jesus a bastard".
(2010) Tiger Woods Reborn as Cigar Guy Gives Him Hogan's Secret
Tiger Woods is back Jack! After struggling for an entire year Tiger Woods came alive in the Ryder Cup singles and made 7 birdies, a hole out eagle and several bombs in 14 holes in defeating Francesco Molinari. After the match Francesco said, "Look, I...
(2007) Marion Jones guilty plea discloses method of discovery of steroids use: caught exiting the men's restroom at the Federal building
Los Angeles, California - FBI agents became suspicious of Marion Jones' consistent denials that she did not use steroids during the 2000 Sydney Olympics but then they received copies of letters she sent to family and friends admitting as much. Ho...
(2004) Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate
CLEVELAND, OHIO - Political fervor reigned at Case Western Reserve University on Tuesday night when Vice President Dick Cheney flatly refused to be Pokey.
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