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(2008) Britney Spears Out of Hospital and Fighting for Palestinian Cause

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LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - A revitalized Britney Spears left the hospital on Saturday where she had been admitted following a confrontation at her home as her children were snatched by representatives of her ex-husband Kevin Federline at the order of...

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(2009) Mumbai terror evidence dossier has Pakistan shitting in its pants

Funny story: (2009) Mumbai terror evidence dossier has Pakistan shitting in its pants

ISLAMABAD - The so-called government in Pakistan appears to be on its last legs. As confirmed liar Mr. Ten Percent Zardari rushed to Afghanistan where he was for the tenth time in two years promising "a new relationship" with Hamid Karzai, other min...

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(2005) Saddam To Win Iraq Election

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Former President Saddam Hussein has been selected to run and win the Iraq election in late January. Fearing Iraq could divide into three separate nations: Kurd, Sunni and Shi'a, and knowing he was successful in holding the place together for the...

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(2009) Celebrity Big Brother Show Attacked By Zombie

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There was chaos on a scale never before seen on the set of Celebrity Big Brother tonight when, in an unscheduled incident, a Zombie attacked several housemates. The Zombie, previously known as La Toya Jackson, bit, punched, kicked and gorged on ot...

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(2006) Pat Robertson: "I Am Crying For Help"

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VIRGINIA BEACH - On his 700 Club television show, Pat Robertson told his audience that Israeli Prime Minister's recent massive stroke was divine retribution, stating "I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to app...

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(2009) Bush to Pin Blair

Funny story: (2009) Bush to Pin Blair

Beaus have buttonholed their beloveds seemingly forever. The tradition with some variations always seems to involve a doting lover, a trinket of affection and a shy but lascivious paramour. The age old ritual will repeat itself as the Helen and Paris...

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(2009) Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

Funny story: (2009) Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

For years doctors have advised patients to take a spoonful of this or a spoonful of that to cure, or prevent illness. Like shooting stars the new cures have appeared on the medical scene, a burst of glory only to be followed by a slow fade into the a...

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(2011) German Eggheads lose sense of humour due to Dioxin poisoning

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The recent egg poisoning case in Lower Saxony Germany has had far reaching consequences for the local German population including staff at the prestigious Max Headroom Institute for Parking Structures in Wiesleissen. The contamination of German eg...

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(2009) Darts to become an Olympic sport

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It was announced today that darts is to become an Olympic sport in 2012. Spokesman Fascisti Espano, said: 'Nations will be represented by teams of four darts players each, but certain regulations will be put in place to make this on a par with other...

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(2009) BBC acts over Light-Skinned Doll

Funny story: (2009) BBC acts over Light-Skinned Doll

The BBC is to replace a doll based on the Slutsy Mutsy character from the Topsy-Turvey TV show 'Up yer Garden Path' following complaints it is too light-skinned, or as one irate West Indian caller aptly phrased it: 'Jest too Honky'. A BBC Openwid...

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(2004) President Bush's Job is Outsourced to India

In a surprising move, White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card has outsourced the President's job to India. "We need to show the nation we are serious about trimming expenses and lowering the deficit. The best place to start is right here at home. W...

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(2009) Wife Abducted By Aliens Says Husband

Funny story: (2009) Wife Abducted By Aliens Says Husband

Police have rejected the claims of a local man that his wife has been kidnapped by aliens. Mr. Colin 'Sparky' Johnson, a gas fitter, had told police that he had seen his wife disappearing down the road outside his house in Huddersfield, Yorkshire...

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(2009) Pelosi Dismisses Mexican Rocket Attacks on US as "Justified", Pleads for More Mexican Aid!

Funny story: (2009) Pelosi Dismisses Mexican Rocket Attacks on US as "Justified", Pleads for More Mexican Aid!

San Diego,CA/ Homeland Security briefing - Following unprovoked rocket attacks from Mexico on civilians in Tuscon, San Diego and Abilene, House Speaker Pelosi has pleaded for restraint and understanding, saying "if we just give them more money, th...

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(2010) Gary Glitter Dead Again.

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Shamed Glam Rock pervert Gary Glitter was found dead again last night. Postmortem results have confirmed that this time Gadd, real name Paul Michael Gadd, wasn't hung in a fictional TV drama, but was in fact a victim of food poisoning. A spokesper...

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(2009) Obamas Ignored At Washington Area KFC

Funny story: (2009) Obamas Ignored At Washington Area KFC

(Washington, DC) The Obama family stopped in for a quick meal at a local KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken-heads)yesterday and received a somewhat awkward surprise--everyone ignored them! The family was celebrating the girls' first day at their new schoo...

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(2009) Twelfth Night Policing

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Greater Manchester Police have announced the formation of a new squad within the force, called the Twelfth Night Squad. This squad will be responsible for trawling around the neighbourhoods of Greater Manchester looking for Christmas Decorations a...

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(2009) Israel Develops "Soylent Brown" Matzoh Crackers

Funny story: (2009) Israel Develops "Soylent Brown" Matzoh Crackers

JERUSALEM (FMLiveWire) -- Innovative Israeli industry has produced a new kosher food product: "Soylent Brown" Matzoh crackers in cooperation with the nation's military. "These new crackers are tasty and high in protein," said Benjamin Netanyahu,...

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(2009) Ferguson to decide Premier League Fixtures next season

Funny story: (2009) Ferguson to decide Premier League Fixtures next season

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to decide the entire premier league fixture programme according to a statement released today. The 9 time league winner has shown much displeasure at this seasons fixture list protesting that it left Uni...

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(2008) Man snubbed for paying with cash

Funny story: (2008) Man snubbed for paying with cash

NEW ORLEANS - A local man has contacted the American Civil Liberties Union after he was snubbed by a clerk when he paid for Saints merchandise with cash.

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(2018) Health Problem Linked to Recreational Marijuana

Sacramento, CA. With the sale of recreational marijuana now legal in California, that state's health department has warned young adult males that even minimal use of the product may result in an embarrassing but not lethal problem involving male sex...

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(2010) Bad Darts Organisation

Funny story: (2010) Bad Darts Organisation

Darts fans who have been watching the PDC World Darts Championship from Alexandra Palace in London which was won by Phil The Power Taylor have been treated to the best quality darts in any darts competition ever as there were over 500 scores of 180,...

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(2004) U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out

NEW YORK CITY-Britain, France, Germany and the United States came together yesterday to give Iran a stern talking to over it's flailing nuclear program. The confrontation came to a head when during a U.N. conference in New York City, the representati...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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