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Funny story:  (2007) Breast Implants Now in Designer Colors

(2007) Breast Implants Now in Designer Colors

Hollywood plastic surgeons have teamed with the fashion industry to release a new line of breast implants, now available in designer colors. Now, women who were stuck with white Caucasian breasts, yellow Oriental breasts, light-brown Hispanic breast...
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Funny story:  (2009) Darts to become an Olympic sport

(2009) Darts to become an Olympic sport

It was announced today that darts is to become an Olympic sport in 2012. Spokesman Fascisti Espano, said: 'Nations will be represented by teams of four darts players each, but certain regulations will be put in place to make this on a par with other...
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Funny story:  (2009) BBC acts over Light-Skinned Doll

(2009) BBC acts over Light-Skinned Doll

The BBC is to replace a doll based on the Slutsy Mutsy character from the Topsy-Turvey TV show 'Up yer Garden Path' following complaints it is too light-skinned, or as one irate West Indian caller aptly phrased it: 'Jest too Honky'. A BBC Openwid...
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Funny story:  (2011) German Eggheads lose sense of humour due to Dioxin poisoning

(2011) German Eggheads lose sense of humour due to Dioxin poisoning

The recent egg poisoning case in Lower Saxony Germany has had far reaching consequences for the local German population including staff at the prestigious Max Headroom Institute for Parking Structures in Wiesleissen. The contamination of German eg...
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Funny story:  (2009) Bush to Pin Blair

(2009) Bush to Pin Blair

Beaus have buttonholed their beloveds seemingly forever. The tradition with some variations always seems to involve a doting lover, a trinket of affection and a shy but lascivious paramour. The age old ritual will repeat itself as the Helen and Paris...
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Funny story:  (2009) Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

(2009) Doctors Stunned by Simple New Cure

For years doctors have advised patients to take a spoonful of this or a spoonful of that to cure, or prevent illness. Like shooting stars the new cures have appeared on the medical scene, a burst of glory only to be followed by a slow fade into the a...
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Funny story:  (2004) President Bush's Job is Outsourced to India

(2004) President Bush's Job is Outsourced to India

In a surprising move, White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card has outsourced the President's job to India. "We need to show the nation we are serious about trimming expenses and lowering the deficit. The best place to start is right here at home. W...
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Funny story:  (2006) Big Brother Baghdad Babe George Galloway Slips In Quietly

(2006) Big Brother Baghdad Babe George Galloway Slips In Quietly

Self effacing recluse and patron of gentleman's outfitters charity, Suit You Sir, George Galloway, confounded his critics yesterday by locking himself away from the prying eyes of the public for a period of purdah which may last as long as twenty...
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Funny story:  (2009) Obamas Ignored At Washington Area KFC

(2009) Obamas Ignored At Washington Area KFC

(Washington, DC) The Obama family stopped in for a quick meal at a local KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken-heads)yesterday and received a somewhat awkward surprise--everyone ignored them! The family was celebrating the girls' first day at their new schoo...
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Funny story:  (2009) Pelosi Dismisses Mexican Rocket Attacks on US as "Justified", Pleads for More Mexican Aid!

(2009) Pelosi Dismisses Mexican Rocket Attacks on US as "Justified", Pleads for More Mexican Aid!

San Diego,CA/ Homeland Security briefing - Following unprovoked rocket attacks from Mexico on civilians in Tuscon, San Diego and Abilene, House Speaker Pelosi has pleaded for restraint and understanding, saying "if we just give them more money, th...
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Funny story:  (2009) Twelfth Night Policing

(2009) Twelfth Night Policing

Greater Manchester Police have announced the formation of a new squad within the force, called the Twelfth Night Squad. This squad will be responsible for trawling around the neighbourhoods of Greater Manchester looking for Christmas Decorations a...
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Funny story:  (2006) Pat Robertson: "I Am Crying For Help"

(2006) Pat Robertson: "I Am Crying For Help"

VIRGINIA BEACH - On his 700 Club television show, Pat Robertson told his audience that Israeli Prime Minister's recent massive stroke was divine retribution, stating "I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to app...
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Funny story:  (2010) Gary Glitter Dead Again.

(2010) Gary Glitter Dead Again.

Shamed Glam Rock pervert Gary Glitter was found dead again last night. Postmortem results have confirmed that this time Gadd, real name Paul Michael Gadd, wasn't hung in a fictional TV drama, but was in fact a victim of food poisoning. A spokesper...
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Funny story:  (2009) Wife Abducted By Aliens Says Husband

(2009) Wife Abducted By Aliens Says Husband

Police have rejected the claims of a local man that his wife has been kidnapped by aliens. Mr. Colin 'Sparky' Johnson, a gas fitter, had told police that he had seen his wife disappearing down the road outside his house in Huddersfield, Yorkshire...
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Funny story:  (2009) Israel Develops "Soylent Brown" Matzoh Crackers

(2009) Israel Develops "Soylent Brown" Matzoh Crackers

JERUSALEM (FMLiveWire) -- Innovative Israeli industry has produced a new kosher food product: "Soylent Brown" Matzoh crackers in cooperation with the nation's military. "These new crackers are tasty and high in protein," said Benjamin Netanyahu,...
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Funny story:  (2009) Ferguson to decide Premier League Fixtures next season

(2009) Ferguson to decide Premier League Fixtures next season

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to decide the entire premier league fixture programme according to a statement released today. The 9 time league winner has shown much displeasure at this seasons fixture list protesting that it left Uni...
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Funny story:  (2010) Bad Darts Organisation

(2010) Bad Darts Organisation

Darts fans who have been watching the PDC World Darts Championship from Alexandra Palace in London which was won by Phil The Power Taylor have been treated to the best quality darts in any darts competition ever as there were over 500 scores of 180,...
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Funny story:  (2008) True colour of Blu-Tac is a mystery

(2008) True colour of Blu-Tac is a mystery

The known colour of some everyday products may have been lost forever, say scientists.
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Funny story:  (2010) Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser

(2010) Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Edition has signed two noted actresses to appear in their upcoming season. Movie actress Lindsay Lohan and television actress Calista Flockhart will appear on episodes to begin televising in March. These actresses hav...
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Funny story:  (2008) Man snubbed for paying with cash

(2008) Man snubbed for paying with cash

NEW ORLEANS - A local man has contacted the American Civil Liberties Union after he was snubbed by a clerk when he paid for Saints merchandise with cash.
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Funny story:  (2009) Zyclon-B approved for Aerosol Sprays

(2009) Zyclon-B approved for Aerosol Sprays

WASHINGTON DC, Dr. Strangedeath of the FDA announced today that Zyclon-B, as well as the already approved Agent Orange is now approved for use in air-freshening aerosol spray cans, so long as a non-fluorocarbon propellant is used, and aspartame is us...
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Funny story:  (2004) U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out

(2004) U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out

NEW YORK CITY-Britain, France, Germany and the United States came together yesterday to give Iran a stern talking to over it's flailing nuclear program. The confrontation came to a head when during a U.N. conference in New York City, the representati...
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