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(2007) Alabama Vaults to Number One in BCS Snafu
In a stunning surprise that calls into question just how the BCS rankings "really" work, the University of Alabama Crimson Tide vaulted to the Number One ranking, following the hiring of Nick Saban as head coach.
(2008) Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack hijacked by former housemate.
Latest reality show, Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack is being held under siege by a former housemate who blames her stint in the house for ruining her career.
(2010) Doctor Says Virgin Miley Cyrus Got The Clap From Standing Ovation
A physician specializing in the treatment of venereal disease said that a Penicillin shot should clear Miley Cyrus from a dose of the clap. He also stated that it was entirely possible that the young woman, who he said is much more girlish than woma...
(2010) Women Upset At Men Administering New TSA Security Screening
The new security screening device being tested by the T.S.A. has come under fire for the lack of privacy and for the intensity of the scan. The machine sees through clothing and can reveal intimate parts of a person's anatomy or undergarments.
Wo...
(2009) Women Gets Pregant On Tube
LONDON Oxford Circus - A Turkish woman has become the sixty fith person to get pregnant on London's underground rail network since it opened 1 year ago, the transport authority confirmed twice on Friday.
Jolie Mumnaba was traveling with her boyfri...
(2010) The Tiger, The Lionman & Mr Sheen
The Tiger alias Tiger Woods the Lionman Craig Busch and Mr Sheen alias Charlie Sheen have to meet to discuss their downfall caused by their treatment of women.
Tiger Woods the worlds greatest golfer is in a lot of trouble because he has had more b...
(2011) Billy Bragg being driven out of his own village by angry mob
Billy Bragg, musician, song writer and political activist is being driven out of his £1.5 million mansion by an angry mob who claims he is assembling a monster using the limbs of dead people.
The Police are currently lining a safe route for the an...
(2011) Amy Winehouse album out next month and full of the usual expletives
It's been some 5 years since Ms Winehouse's last album 'Back to Black' but now it seems the wait is over and Spoof has the latest. It's been a turbulent time for Amy over the last few years and that has probably influenced some of the tracks from her...
(2012) London Borough Of Ealing Declared International Dark-Sky Reserve
London's astronomers are over the moon at the announcement that the London Borough of Ealing has been declared an International Dark-Sky Reserve.
'London is an international centre of excellence for numerous endeavours,' explained Mayor of London,...
(2004) DIY Saddam Hole - A Big Hit
After the revelation that Saddam Hussein had been living in a hole for months after the capture of Iraq, a British based construction firm put into motion the development of a new line for their repertoire - a do-it-yourself Saddam hidey hole. They s...
(2008) Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR
The timeless classic - auto racing - is garnering more and more fans as time goes on, and often these same rabid fans overlook some of the simple yet crucial things that go into this highly charged sport.
(2010) A cure for dartitis
Dartitis pronounced dart-eye-tis is a condition suffered by dart players who for some psychological reason cannot release the dart. A lot of dart players suffer from it but it was first recognised when former 5 times champion of the World Eric Bristo...
(2010) Tigers Balls for sale on Ebay
The last golf balls used by Tiger Woods in a major golf championship are up for sale on ebay. Some people think that the last golf balls used by Tiger could be worth a fortune
because there is a chance he may never return to the golf course because...
(2010) Anonymous Staffer Reveals Obama Spent Hawaiian Christmas Vacation Looking For Birth Certificate
An anonymous White House staffer named Rex Stubble, speaking on conditions of anonymity, said that Barack Obama's Christmas Hawaiian vacation's main purpose was to attempt to find or create a birth certificate. The President has apparently been sea...
(2012) Pope Benedict in Alzheimers Names Kendall Jenner and Kylie Kardinals
It's hard to keep up with the Kardashians Kris, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner just rocketed to the top of the nekts generation when Pope Benedict XVI named 22 new Cardinals today including Kendall J...
(2010) Indianapolis Colts Decide To Rest Starters Until Super Bowl
The Indianapolis Colts have decided to rest all of their starting players in the playoffs until the team reaches the Super Bowl.
A spokesman said that "people like Peyton Manning are just too important to risk in playoff games or conference cham...
(2009) Mumbai terror evidence dossier has Pakistan shitting in its pants
ISLAMABAD - The so-called government in Pakistan appears to be on its last legs. As confirmed liar Mr. Ten Percent Zardari rushed to Afghanistan where he was for the tenth time in two years promising "a new relationship" with Hamid Karzai, other min...
(2008) Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC
Ron Paul, exasperated that the right-wingers gave him middle-fingers in Iowa, has taken out his rage on the citizens of New York, and has vowed vengeance against those that stymied his attempts at the presidency.
(2008) Britney Spears Out of Hospital and Fighting for Palestinian Cause
LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - A revitalized Britney Spears left the hospital on Saturday where she had been admitted following a confrontation at her home as her children were snatched by representatives of her ex-husband Kevin Federline at the order of...
(2005) Saddam To Win Iraq Election
Former President Saddam Hussein has been selected to run and win the Iraq election in late January. Fearing Iraq could divide into three separate nations: Kurd, Sunni and Shi'a, and knowing he was successful in holding the place together for the...
(2009) Celebrity Big Brother Show Attacked By Zombie
There was chaos on a scale never before seen on the set of Celebrity Big Brother tonight when, in an unscheduled incident, a Zombie attacked several housemates.
The Zombie, previously known as La Toya Jackson, bit, punched, kicked and gorged on ot...
(2007) Breast Implants Now in Designer Colors
Hollywood plastic surgeons have teamed with the fashion industry to release a new line of breast implants, now available in designer colors. Now, women who were stuck with white Caucasian breasts, yellow Oriental breasts, light-brown Hispanic breast...
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Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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