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Funny story: (2007) Sen. Larry Craig to remain in office for his term; wastes no time introducing bill retroactively legalizing bathroom sex at Int'l airports

(2007) Sen. Larry Craig to remain in office for his term; wastes no time introducing bill retroactively legalizing bathroom sex at Int'l airports

Washington, D.C. - After promising to resign once it was disclosed he was arrested and pleaded guilty for soliciting sex in a public restroom from an undercover policemen at an international airport, Sen. Larry Craig (Rep.) announced today he would s...
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Funny story: (2008) Treasury now wants to bail out foreign banks!

(2008) Treasury now wants to bail out foreign banks!

There has been a 21st century epiphanenomenal revelation by President Bush and Congress that the pocket of the American taxpayer is bottomless - almost even, some are whispering, as limitless in available cash as Oprah - even after a wild Saturday ni...
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Funny story: (2008) Ocain and McBama Show off their Planes!

(2008) Ocain and McBama Show off their Planes!

Senator Obama has been showing off his new campaign plane "Air Change One" to all his friends. The state-of-the-art jet airliner has the latest in telepathy navigation: Senator Obama wears a special Blue Tooth, and at a moment's notice, as the whim...
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Funny story: (2001) Boy Stalked By Old Actor

(2001) Boy Stalked By Old Actor

Police are to launch an investigation after a boy of 12 told them an elderly actor had been stalking him at a rugby match. The incident took place at Esher rugby ground in Surrey last month.
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Funny story: (2010) Bob Dylan Music Introduced To Youth By Indie Artists Gets All Screwed Up!

(2010) Bob Dylan Music Introduced To Youth By Indie Artists Gets All Screwed Up!

According to a news release, a new project aimed to introduce Bob Dylan's music to young people by having buzz-worthy indie artists cover one of his best-known albums in a digital-only format has been quickly withdrawn and destroyed. Apparently a...
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Funny story: (2010) U.S. Drones Target Governors and Celebrities Whose 15 Minutes are Over

(2010) U.S. Drones Target Governors and Celebrities Whose 15 Minutes are Over

The Department of Defense flatly denied any plans yesterday, to use U.S. armed drones in the targeting of washed up politicians and celebrities who continue to demand attention and spin in news cycle, when their day in the sun is clearly over. Emp...
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Funny story: (2007) Hometrack survey says renting a house is cheaper than buying it

(2007) Hometrack survey says renting a house is cheaper than buying it

Fat-cat boffins from York University have concluded after a year's study and free Government grants that renting a house is cheaper than buying it.
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Funny story: (2011) Did two computer nerds invent Britney Spears in a science experiment?

(2011) Did two computer nerds invent Britney Spears in a science experiment?

Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, LeAnn Rimes and many other leading pop artists are all the creation of two computer support technicians from Pittsburg, it was claimed today. In an exclusive interview in Melody Maker, Dwayne Poindexter and Dwight P. La...
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Funny story: (2007) Africa Tired of Creating Hurricanes

(2007) Africa Tired of Creating Hurricanes

Saheel, Africa (IP) - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reports that next year there may be a lack of hurricanes due to social pressures in Africa.
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Funny story: (2001) Hamiltons Face Fresh Sexual Deviance Charge

(2001) Hamiltons Face Fresh Sexual Deviance Charge

United Nations President Kofi Annan issued a plea for calm today amid claims that disgraced former Tory MP Neil Hamilton and his wife Christine sexually assaulted the island of Tonganoma during an official government visit in 1993.
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Funny story: (2001) NHS - Government Resolute On Overseas Treatment

(2001) NHS - Government Resolute On Overseas Treatment

Prime Minister Tony Blair today defended his government's apparent U-turn on allowing NHS patients to be treated abroad. "We are a pan European community," said Mr Blair. "Why shouldn't patients be treated in Germany or Franc...
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Funny story: (2009) Roman Polanski Rape Comedy Set For Xmas Release

(2009) Roman Polanski Rape Comedy Set For Xmas Release

Good news for devotees of noted locked-up film director Roman Polanski as his latest movie is set for a December release. It's a comedy based around a rape, and is somewhat autobiographical in concept. Polanski remains in protective police custody...
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Funny story: (2009) Letterman Weighs in on Charges of Sexual Impropriety

(2009) Letterman Weighs in on Charges of Sexual Impropriety

INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA - David Letterman chose the Arby's on SW 41st Avenue in the city of his birth to reflect to a hastily-gathered, exclusive group of reporters about the charges of sexual impropriety that have recently plagued him. Smells of th...
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Funny story: (2011) Intelligent Design start a kids club

(2011) Intelligent Design start a kids club

The Discovery Institute, the For Prophets organisation set up to preach and teach about intelligent design, has decided the time is right for a junior wing to the movement after repeated failures to convince anybody with an IQ above minus fifty that...
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Funny story: (2007) Middle Classes in Turmoil as House Prices Stabilise

(2007) Middle Classes in Turmoil as House Prices Stabilise

The land registry reported that annual house price growth was only 9.6% for the year to date, down from 9.9%. This would mean that only £19,200 would be added to the value of an average £200,000 home by December.
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Funny story: (2006) Bonesmen demand burials parity with wiccan, satanist, creationist veterans

(2006) Bonesmen demand burials parity with wiccan, satanist, creationist veterans

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Aggrieved members of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones are seeking a Supreme Court judicial ruling following an ongoing appeal by assorted wiccan veterans for the right to display their trad...
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Funny story: (2007) Congress Debates Internet Pirating

(2007) Congress Debates Internet Pirating

District of Columbia (Shivermetimbers, arrgh, Post) - The US House of Representatives took up the important business of what not to do about internet pirating this week.
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Funny story: (2010) Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example Of Winning Material

(2010) Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example Of Winning Material

Physics Nobel Prize Winners Andrei Geim and Konstantin Novoselov have lost the very thing that won them the accolade. Geim and Konstantin are the inventors of graphene - a flat sheet of carbon just one atom thick. It is extremely strong and is a g...
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Funny story: (2001) Foot And Mouth Crisis Thickens

(2001) Foot And Mouth Crisis Thickens

Cumbria farmer Arthur Sidebottom today shocked the agricultural community by suggesting radical reforms as the county's farmers prepare to restock their farms following the foot-and-mouth crisis.
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Funny story: (2001) Coffee Remains Unmade As Intern Numbers Fall

(2001) Coffee Remains Unmade As Intern Numbers Fall

The National intern shortage worsened last night as new appointments fell for the third time in as many months.
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Funny story: (2008) Thousands march in Sweden against globalization

(2008) Thousands march in Sweden against globalization

Swedes by the tens of thousands are once again threatening to conquer the rest of Europe! This resurgence of vikingism is in response to the recent threat of invasion of globalizationists from the European Union, intent on globalizing Sweden thr...
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Funny story: (2009) John Edwards Exclusive Blockbuster Of A Story!

(2009) John Edwards Exclusive Blockbuster Of A Story!

In it's 39th bombshell about John Edwards, the National Inquirer now has it's 54th exclusive, this time it's the mother-in-law of John Edwards former campaign aide's cousin's friend Luigi as he reveals that the family knew all along that her son-in-l...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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