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(2007) Bush Suggests Manure Homes for Americans

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Washington (IP) - George Bush announced today a new program designed to put a roof over the heads of folks who lose their homes to the rising wave of foreclosures sweeping the country. He told Meet the Press today that homes made of horse and cow ma...

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(2009) African Cannibal Tribal Chief Wants To Buy Roman Polanski

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CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - One of the most popular cannibal tribal chiefs in Africa, Chief Boomboosha has emailed the Swiss authorities offering to buy Roman Polanski for $20. The Zimbabwean cannibal chief said that he wants to serve RoPo to his trib...

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(2005) Bush Considers Resignation

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Reminiscent of a Russian cabal or the quaint country ballad 'I'm My Own Grandpa', the Bush administration is taking steps to avoid the net of prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald from snagging President George W. Bush. Using a pardon by soon to...

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(2005) The News In Brief

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Both Sides Against The Middle:...

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(2007) Government launches "Kick a Smoker" campaign

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As part of its drive to encourage people to adopt a healthier lifestyle, the Government is introducing its "Kick a Smoker" campaign. TV and billboard adverts will say that if you see person lighting up a cigarette anywhere, then, since he h...

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(2004) Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

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Vice President will be armed with knife, handguns, possibly assault rifle, "just in case"...

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(2001) Old Firm to join Rollerball League

Funny story: (2001) Old Firm to join Rollerball League

As confusion hangs over their entry into the English Premiership, Celtic and Rangers have turned elsewhere in their desperate attempt to finish 7th and 8th in the league by moving to America to join one of the successful Rollerball leagues.

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(2017) In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

Funny story: (2017) In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called 'American' gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax and that Las Vegas doesn't even exist. The Gun Enth...

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(2001) British Dance Unhealthy

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A survey published this week has found the state of British dance music to be very unhealthy.

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(2001) Tony the Tiger Mauls Pop of Snap Crackle Fame

Pop, the cheeky little fella from the Rice Krispies adverts, has been mauled to death by Tony the Tiger following years of enforced vegetarianism.

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(2007) BMWs still being built by Nazis claims competitor

Funny story: (2007) BMWs still being built by Nazis claims competitor

Moscow, Russia - (Rioters): Russia's Zavod Imeni Likhacheva - or ZIL - automobile company has slammed claims that Nazis are no longer involved in the manufacture of BMWs as risible.

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(2007) Kieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins

Funny story: (2007) Kieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins

Old Bailey, London - (Rotters): Seven women and five men got to post on Monday at the Old Bailey as the sworn-in jury members hearing the evidence that says former champion jockey Kiere Fallon is a race-fixing felon.

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(2001) Boy Stalked By Old Actor

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Police are to launch an investigation after a boy of 12 told them an elderly actor had been stalking him at a rugby match. The incident took place at Esher rugby ground in Surrey last month.

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(2007) "Chase me", shouted Celtic "Yob"

Funny story: (2007) "Chase me", shouted Celtic "Yob"

AC Milan keeper Dida today stated that the 'assault' that could still cost Celtic valuable Champions League points was little more than a 'colpo delicato della mia guancicaor' or as we would say ' a gentle stroke of my cheek'.

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(2003) Baby Busts Cap in His Momma's Ass

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Gang culture invaded the crèche today as a two year old child shot his mum in retribution for humiliatingly changing his Huggies pull-ups in front of other kids.

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(2004) Wisconsin Woman's obituary endorses Kerry

Funny story: (2004) Wisconsin Woman's obituary endorses Kerry

MADISON, Wis. - A Wisconsin newspaper's obituary for Jan Buffet includes a brief remembrance of her life, including how she was upset and offended by President Bush's policies. The obituary then asks people in the swing state to honor her wishes...

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(2011) Chris Christie Enters the Race for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street

Funny story: (2011) Chris Christie Enters the Race for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street

Trenton, New Jersey - Gov. Chris Christie, who turned down the chance to run for president of the United States earlier this week, has announced his candidacy for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street. "Being president is not for me. You have to be certif...

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(2009) Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Funny story: (2009) Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Drumnadrochit - Worldwide reports of sea monsters, Bigfoot and other mysterious creatures have been linked with the location of breweries or distilleries nearby causing some to think that a relationship may exist. Investigative reporter Fergus McFadd...

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(2016) God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Funny story: (2016) God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Minneapolis, MN-Following the Minnesota Vikings recent strong start to the NFL season, The Lord himself has been seen wearing a Vikings jersey, something not reported since the 2009 season in which Brett Favre lead the team to the NFC Championship Ga...

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(2001) Star Trek - Guilty

Star Trek fans reacted with horror today as the US Federal Court returned a guilty verdict against the show's producers over cruelty to crewmembers in red sweaters.

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(2009) Alabama judge accused of sex with invertebrates

Funny story: (2009) Alabama judge accused of sex with invertebrates

Mobile, Alabama - (Cell Phone Scam): Judge Herman Thomas has been indicted on multiple c[o]unts of shagging a spineless fifth column of perpetrators. A former Democratic Party hot pick to be the first black feral judge in south Alabama, Thomas is...

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(2001) Critic Sez The Media is 'Pap and Useless'

Funny story: (2001) Critic Sez The Media is 'Pap and Useless'

Shocking news for all us news fans. Some buffed-up critic called Funky Spyglass has described our television as "pap" and the Internet as "useless".

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