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Funny story: (2001) Teenage Girl 76% Compatible With Josh Hartnett

(2001) Teenage Girl 76% Compatible With Josh Hartnett

A simple numerical test has proven that 14 year old Kayleigh Roberts of Atlanta, Georgia is 76% compatible with the actor Josh Hartnett.
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Funny story: (2001) Bidding Ends On Kidman-Cruise Divorce Jokes

(2001) Bidding Ends On Kidman-Cruise Divorce Jokes

CBS' The Late Show with David Letterman has emerged the victor in the most heated jokes auction in entertainment history.
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Funny story: (2007) Peru Meteor Lifts Off and Heads Back to Space

(2007) Peru Meteor Lifts Off and Heads Back to Space

Lime Beana, Peru - Local residents and scientists in the vicinity of the Peruvian meteorite were astonished to see the space rock lift off out of its crater and then rush off into space.
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Funny story: (2008) Population Boom of the Poor in the Philippines under control

(2008) Population Boom of the Poor in the Philippines under control

MalacaƱang - Over the past 7 years, the Filipino poor population has nearly doubled, causing the country's top Population control groups to come up with the way to control it. The data is an exact opposite of the data gathered for the Filipino Upper...
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Funny story: (2007) Drunken UK royals total disgrace says Middle East TV station

(2007) Drunken UK royals total disgrace says Middle East TV station

London - (Teetotal-itarian Mess): Drunken young British royals and their wannabe hangers-on are a complete disgrace according to a popular Middle Eastern TV current affairs program broadcast.
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Funny story: (2007) Bird Flu Mutates

(2007) Bird Flu Mutates

Bangcock, Thighland (IP) - Scientists reported today that the bird flu has genetically mutated and is now more easily caught by humans. The effect of this new course in the history of this strange illness has the medical profession scratching their...
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Funny story: (2007) Celtic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen

(2007) Celtic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen

Celtic have been forced by Uefa to play in red, white and blue, and sing all verses to God Save the Queen before every future Champion's League game following the disgraceful antics of AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida, who refused to join in goal c...
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Funny story: (2010) Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

(2010) Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

If a potential issue or threat emerges, people panic, and these days it is called terror hysteria. Once upon a time it would have been the reds under the beds but according to opinion polls and sources, the terror these days is a little less well...
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Funny story: (2001) Schwazeneggar terminates cigar contract

(2001) Schwazeneggar terminates cigar contract

Phillip Morris is sueing Arnold Schwazeneggar for breach of contract. It seems the giant tobacco company contracted Arnold as it's spokesperson for it's new line of cigar, The Terminator.
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Funny story: (2009) Lindsay Lohan Collapsed On Street, Rushed To Hospital

(2009) Lindsay Lohan Collapsed On Street, Rushed To Hospital

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital yesterday after she collapsed on the street. An ambulance was summoned and she was rushed to Graves General Hospital & Clinic. This morning there has already been an announcement that Ms. Lohan is doing...
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Funny story: (2004) President Cancels Debates

(2004) President Cancels Debates

After the president's disastrous performance in the first debate, and recognizing Senator Kerry's jump in the polls, actually his leap, catapult, cannon shot, rocket after burn, volcanic blow, all of the above, the White House announced the P...
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Funny story: (2005) The News In Brief

(2005) The News In Brief

Both Sides Against The Middle:...
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Funny story: (2008) Britain's Pensioners Turn To Heroin

(2008) Britain's Pensioners Turn To Heroin

Britain's pensioners are turning to hard core drugs in droves to escape the gritty reality of their useless lives in today's society, a report has today revealed. Pensioners are hounding down dealers on sink estates asking for cut price heroin and...
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Funny story: (2008) Pope accused of Drink Driving

(2008) Pope accused of Drink Driving

News has emerged today that Pope Benedict XVI was once accused of drink driving. Back in 1972 in Berlin, a young Cardinal Josef Ratzinger was driving his VW Beetle in a noticeably erratic manner. In Seine News interviewed Heinz von Ketchup, the p...
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Funny story: (2010) Lindsay Lohan modifies SCRAM bracelet to inject drugs

(2010) Lindsay Lohan modifies SCRAM bracelet to inject drugs

According to to one of the troubled starlet's party-pals, Lindsay Lohan has had her SCRAM bracelet altered and fit with an IV device for the purpose of keeping a flow of drugs going into her system at all times. Either drunk or high--or both-- Li...
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Funny story: (2009) African Cannibal Tribal Chief Wants To Buy Roman Polanski

(2009) African Cannibal Tribal Chief Wants To Buy Roman Polanski

CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - One of the most popular cannibal tribal chiefs in Africa, Chief Boomboosha has emailed the Swiss authorities offering to buy Roman Polanski for $20. The Zimbabwean cannibal chief said that he wants to serve RoPo to his trib...
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Funny story: (2007) Sputnik dog to be recovered

(2007) Sputnik dog to be recovered

On October 23, NASA plans to launch yet another shuttle mission into space. News leaked by insiders today reports of them attempting to retrieve the dead dog from Russia's 1957 Sputnik-2 experiment into space travel.
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Funny story: (2007) Government launches "Kick a Smoker" campaign

(2007) Government launches "Kick a Smoker" campaign

As part of its drive to encourage people to adopt a healthier lifestyle, the Government is introducing its "Kick a Smoker" campaign. TV and billboard adverts will say that if you see person lighting up a cigarette anywhere, then, since he h...
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Funny story: (2004) Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

(2004) Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

Vice President will be armed with knife, handguns, possibly assault rifle, "just in case"...
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(2005) Bush Considers Resignation

Reminiscent of a Russian cabal or the quaint country ballad 'I'm My Own Grandpa', the Bush administration is taking steps to avoid the net of prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald from snagging President George W. Bush. Using a pardon by soon to...
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Funny story: (2005) President Bush Appoints New White House Counsel

(2005) President Bush Appoints New White House Counsel

THE WHITE HOUSE-President George W. Bush stunned the nation, fellow Republicans and completely flabbergasted left-listing liberal Democrats by nominating a no-name to the Supreme Court. But that was nothing compared to who he has selected to replace...
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Funny story: (2007) Chris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

(2007) Chris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Washington DC - (Rioters): The Nobel Peace Prize committee in Oslo has been inundated with hundreds of nominations for this year's award to go to MSNBC's Chris Matthews who declared last night that the Bush Administration had "finall...
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
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