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(2005) Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

Funny story: (2005) Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

NEW YORK - Dr. Jonelson Smith, the famed British plastic surgeon who performed rhinoplasty and eye enlargement on Ashlee Simpson, revealed today that while Ashlee Simpson was under the knife, he accidentally removed her talent.

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(2007) Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"

Funny story: (2007) Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"

05 Oct 07, LOS ANGELES, CA, USNA-- Political action committee Strippers for Ron Paul debuted actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens as their new official spokesmodel at a press-flesh conference yesterday. Hudgens spoke passionately but eloquently about Constit...

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(2010) X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

Funny story: (2010) X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...

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(2011) Drunken Moose Stuck in Apple Tree in Sweden, Entertains Crowds

Funny story: (2011) Drunken Moose Stuck in Apple Tree in Sweden, Entertains Crowds

It was the fermented apples that did it, the moose claimed, but some suspected that he had been sipping the bubbly for quite some time and was simply on a bender. Anyway, as he awaited rescue from the tree, the moose cheerfully entertained one a...

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(2009) Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Funny story: (2009) Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Executives at an Indian airline have hailed as a tremendous success, a new service which caters for the depraved and sex-mad amongst travellers, providing in-flight gratuitous sex facilities. Kabbadi Air started its service with a flight from the...

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(2001) Steven Gately Considers Return To Closet

Funny story: (2001) Steven Gately Considers Return To Closet

In a dramatic change of heart, Boyzone member Stephen Gately is poised to announce that he is straight.

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(2007) BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance

Funny story: (2007) BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance

Television Center, London - (Rotters): BBC newsreader Fiona Bruce has been dumped from her impending new Antiques Roadshow anchorwoman's job after a hysterical performance presenting the Ten O'Clock News tonight and is now being rele...

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(2005) US to Return Statue of Liberty to France

Funny story: (2005) US to Return Statue of Liberty to France

The skyrocketing National Debt...due in part, to the prolonged War on Terrorism...is forcing the Administration to take drastic measures to cut costs. Now, as many favorite programs are coming on the chopping block, the US Dept of the Interior ha...

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(2008) Man Buys Sofa for Full Price, Retail Downturn in Tailspin

Funny story: (2008) Man Buys Sofa for Full Price, Retail Downturn in Tailspin

Consumer confidence has hit an all time low in Britain with the announcement from home furnishings giant DFS that a man bought a sofa for full price over the weekend. Corporate spokesperson Polly Urethane broke the bleak news in an interview with...

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(2008) Jade Goody has media website closed down

Funny story: (2008) Jade Goody has media website closed down

Reality TV Queen Jade Goody has put up with much personal abuse over the years but has always endured it with good grace. However, her patience finally ran out today with a court order cutting the media bully 'Digital Lie' down to size. The site...

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(2007) Kim Jong Il Doll in stores by Christmas

Funny story: (2007) Kim Jong Il Doll in stores by Christmas

South Korean dictator and sometimes porn star, Kim Jong il, joins the growing list of celebrities allowing their image to be used by toy companies.

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(2005) George Bush admits he needs more human intelligence

Funny story: (2005) George Bush admits he needs more human intelligence

Washington (Spoof International News)--President Bush admitted Tuesday that his administration would be bolstered with better Human intelligence.

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(2007) Tesco Worker Suspended for Shopping at Asda

Funny story: (2007) Tesco Worker Suspended for Shopping at Asda

A hitherto loyal Tesco shelf-stacker has been suspended and threatened with the sack, for doing his shopping at Asda, it has been reported.

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(2007) Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Goes Wild In Rehab

Funny story: (2007) Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Goes Wild In Rehab

Rehab insiders have given The Spoof the 411 on the wild side of rehabilitation when Lindsay Lohan is involved. It seems Lindsay couldn't refrain herself from running around naked in front of male patients and staff alike. The staff repeatedly req...

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(2001) Planet of the Apes Movie Further Confuses Teenager

Funny story: (2001) Planet of the Apes Movie Further Confuses Teenager

The new Mark Wahlberg movie Planet of the Apes has come under fire for adding to a teenage boys sexual confusion.

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(2005) James Bond Film Changes Title and Signs Eight to Ensemble

Funny story: (2005) James Bond Film Changes Title and Signs Eight to Ensemble

Unable to arrive at a consensus choice of what actor the public will best embrace as the next James Bond, Sony Pictures Entertainment has emerged from closed door meetings with co-producers Eon Productions with a contingency plan that will keep produ...

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(2005) US Denies Allegations of Causing Anti-French Sentiment

Funny story: (2005) US Denies Allegations of Causing Anti-French Sentiment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has today denied any wrongdoing of fostering negative feelings towards the French before the War on Iraq began. Many critics of America, mainly liberals, have accused the United States of creating prejudice to a...

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(2003) Yardies Gangs Get Tough Love From Tough Babies

Funny story: (2003) Yardies Gangs Get Tough Love From Tough Babies

In the never ending fight against the drug trafficking, shootings and general brutalities of Yardie crime gangs, police are now facing the fact that lawful tactics have failed. This has led to the formation of a vigilante gang of tough tattooed infan...

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(2010) Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Funny story: (2010) Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, even grumpier than usual following a visit to the dentist which he described as 'painful' today added his weight (or lack of) to the X-Factor corruption scandal, although he did fall short of challenging 5'3" sex Goddes...

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(2005) Stuntman/Daredevil's Past Catches Up To Him

Funny story: (2005) Stuntman/Daredevil's Past Catches Up To Him

Whiskey Flats, Texas - USA - The infamous Jack "Jackie" Bibby, known for his many stunts involving rattlesnakes and the like, is recovering in a Whiskey Flats hospital after his lifelong "hobby" caught up with him.

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(2007) Ron Paul 3Q Fundraising Drive Goes Nuts

Funny story: (2007) Ron Paul 3Q Fundraising Drive Goes Nuts

Washington, D.C. -- The Ron Paul for President campaign released its latest fundraising figures for the normally slow 3rd quarter period the other day amidst little anticipation. Yet, to the utter astonishment of many, 4th or 5th tier republican Pre...

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(2008) Hull City Now One Of The 'Big Four' After Tottenham Victory

Funny story: (2008) Hull City Now One Of The 'Big Four' After Tottenham Victory

Hull City, enjoying their first season in the top flight of English football, secured another three points with a convincing victory at White Hart Lane against Tottenham this afternoon, and confirmed their status as the newest of the 'Big Four'. C...

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