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(2010) New Xbox 360 Dashboard Update Dubbed "Genius"
The new Xbox 360 dashboard update has been dubbed "genius" by many critics. It was released on the 1st Nov and is proving to be a big hit!
The crisp, soft and welcoming colours (white) "really welcomes you in", claims Xbox Magazine. Fans are over...
(2008) Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford
Ex East-Enders actor Ross 'The Real Deal' Kemp was reported missing today whilst filming Ross Kemp On Gangs in Salford.
A distraught production assistant who declined to be named for fear of reprisals said:
'We tried to warn Ross that this was...
(2005) Tony Blair bans voting Conservative and drinking in pubs
The British government announced further crackdowns on drinking and voting today in an effort to combat increasing worries over the nation's failure to make its own decisions.
(2007) Ron Paul Now President Of The United States
George W Bush in a special message from the Oval Office announced that Ron Paul would soon be sworn in as President of the United States by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
(2009) Robbie Williams buys U.K. house
Robbie Williams, the "singer", has bought a £7million eight-bedroom house in Wiltshire, an insider tells us. The chateau-style house boasts swimming pool, tennis court, garaging for 6 cars, a snortarium, a recording studio, helicopter pad and hangar,...
(2009) Somali pirates behind Maddie McCann ransom demand?
Seychelles - (Fishy Tales): The $10 million demand had been kept secret via a UK tabloid spoiler campaign of 'Africanised Maddie' age-progressed images.
These show a dusky Madeleine on board a Mogadishu registered phishing smack as it trawls the b...
(2004) Bush Wins! The World's Safe!
Spoof and satire writers across the globe have heaved a heavy sigh of relief at George W Bush's re-erection to the White House.
(2006) Haggard:"I didn't have to pay"
Colorado Springs, Colorado - (Associated Mess): The embattled leader of the National Evangelical Association Pastor Ted Haggard has stepped down from his lofty pulpit after hotly refuting allegations that he had to pay for sex with men, claiming he w...
(2004) Drunk Dog
A dog and its owner allegedly had too much to drink, Mr. Avery, supervisor of an animal shelter claims. After lapping too much beer given by the owner, the dog entered the shelter, snarling and unfriendly. But with an aspirin, the dog was "peppy...
(2007) Giant head of I-CANN, Vint Cerf angered by travelers
It was reported today in Los Angeles that four travelers and a dog arrived at the steps of I-CANN (Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers) and asked to speak with the father of the internet, Vint Cerf.
(2007) Barbara Streisand Denies She's Had Plastic Surgery
The massive diva Babs Streiand has firmly denied she has ever been near a sharp scalpel, let alone laid down legs akimbo on a surgeons table.
(2007) U.S. Doctors Separate Conjoined Twin Pygmy Elephants
San Diego Wild Animal Park - Two California doctors worked feverishly over the weekend to separate a pair of critically endangered Borneo Elephants that were born as conjoined twins.
(2009) DPW worker busts porn ping at Obama's inauguration
Washington, D.C.-(AP) D.C. Police today uncovered a pornographic ring that duped hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting females at the inauguration ceremonies of President Barack Obama.
In all the excitement, no one noticed activity of the porn ri...
(2009) Santa's Lingerie Model Clones for Teenagers Very Popular With Men
In a follow-up story to one that this publication printed yesterday, our reporters have learned that Santa has been inundated with requests for his cloned lingerie models ( see original story here by Bargis Tryhol ). The requests for these models, h...
(2003) World Beard Championships Reach Head
The World Beard and Moustache Championships have come to a head in Carson City, Nevada; with the first prize being won by Karl-Heinz Hille, stereotypically-named German from Berlin.
(2009) Nazi Zombies! Run!
Hackers in Austin, Texas broke into several electronic road signs yesterday and modified each to display various zombie-related messages, something that Texas Public Works found to be funny, not!
They included:
Caution! Zombies! Ahead!
Nazi...
(2011) Shocking Photos of Mitt Romney Suckling the Breast of a Woman, Neither his Mother nor his Wife
Late last Friday, revealing photographs surfaced on the internet of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Pictures depicting Governor Romney with his lips wrapped around the areola of a woman that is definitely not his Mother or his wife.
On Mon...
(2007) Underperforming Schools Lead to Heely Deaths
Barnet's worst-performing school faces closure unless it stops forcing kids to wear deadly Heelys so they can complete homework quicker, Ofswot said today. Heelys look like trainers, but they have powerful je...
(2009) Cheryl in a Koma as Jamie Archer revealed to be the love child of Simon Cowell and Sinitta.
Cheryl Cole trumped Dannii Minogue in the style stakes by appearing on Saturday's X Factor in a dress by David Koma, an exciting new design talent. In fact it wasn't a real dress at all but a special stunt dress made of MDF with only a front, no back...
(2003) Cure for Death found
Scientists sensationally found a cure for the most common cause of fatality - death. More than 20 boffins in the USA found that death kills 99% of all people in the world, and searched hard for a cure.
(2004) Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder
Poor Russell Crowe has hurt himself, again by throwing a fight unsynchronized as he tossed a punch towards his co-star in a boxing scene strangely called "Cinderella Man".
(2008) Charlie Brown, Peanuts and MetLife Change With The Times
Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne fame is now the Chief media consultant for MetLife, the company that produces the Peanuts cartoon line. Ms. Metcalf has revealed that the Peanuts gang will altering the depth of issues that the Peanuts Gang deals with on th...
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Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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