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(2003) Timberlake Loves to Stroke his One-Eyed Trousersnake

Funny story: (2003) Timberlake Loves to Stroke his One-Eyed Trousersnake

Justin 'Cuddly-Buns' Timberlake has revealed his hidden secret: he has a three-foot trousersnake. Pop star and all-round bad-boy type Justin admitted to teen magazine 'Just Hit Puberty' that he is the proud owner of a 36 Inch beast, w...

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(2006) Alan Greenspan Interred With Full Honors by Ben Bernanke

Funny story: (2006) Alan Greenspan Interred With Full Honors by Ben Bernanke

WASHINGTON (AP)-Outgoing Chairman of the US Federal Reserve Alan Greenspan was interred with full honors in a special mausoleum on the grounds of the Federal Reserve here on Wednesday.

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(2010) Andy Irons Uses Methadone and Ambien to Sleep. Forever. (REVISED)

Funny story: (2010) Andy Irons Uses Methadone and Ambien to Sleep. Forever. (REVISED)

Supersurfer Andy Irons, who won 614 championships in a sport no one cares about, was treating insomnia with Methadone and Ambien, with fantastic results: In fact, he'll never wake up again. Irons, who died yesterday at age 32, was also battling De...

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(2011) Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

Funny story: (2011) Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with...

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(2007) US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

Funny story: (2007) US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...

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(2004) Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Funny story: (2004) Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Key West, Florida  - A flotilla of battleships including the U.S. Navy nuclear powered Aircraft Carrier "Admiral Grimace," 100,000 war-seasoned U.S. Marines, Air-Force bombers and a combined strike-force of thousands of "sp...

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(2007) Peyton Manning Pledges to Be in Even More Commercials if Colts Win Super Bowl

Funny story: (2007) Peyton Manning Pledges to Be in Even More Commercials if Colts Win Super Bowl

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, a regular in television commercials for products ranging from Sprint to MasterCard, said during his Super Bowl media day interview that he looks forward to doing even more commercials if the Colts win.

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(2007) Carol Vorderman Doesn't Throw Her Clothes Away Very Often

Funny story: (2007) Carol Vorderman Doesn't Throw Her Clothes Away Very Often

Carol Vorderman, the 'letters girl' from the crap TV game show Countdown, made history yesterday when, for the 25th Anniversary of the show, she wore the same pair of brown suedette trousers...

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(2007) Jade Goody's vagina says 'I am not a racist but Jade is'

Funny story: (2007) Jade Goody's vagina says 'I am not a racist but Jade is'

The vagina of Jade Goody has spoken to journalists for the first time and has sensationally claimed, "I am not a racist but Jade is."...

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(2007) Jamie Oliver claims healthy food is UNHEALTHY

Funny story: (2007) Jamie Oliver claims healthy food is UNHEALTHY

In a remarkable change of heart celebrity chef and school dinner campaigner, Jamie Oliver, admits that healthy food can seriously damage your heath.

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(2006) Chicago High School Shootings Prompt New R.O.T.C. Program

Funny story: (2006) Chicago High School Shootings Prompt New R.O.T.C. Program

(AP) News item out of Chicago: Three high school students from Chicago's Northwest Side are shot near Schurz High about 7:52 a.m. on January 31, 2006. Police spokesman Fred Fletfoote reported that the shooting took place outside a convenience store a...

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(2007) Muff Diving to be Olympic Event In '08

Funny story: (2007) Muff Diving to be Olympic Event In '08

Olympic officials have announced that Muff Diving will be included for the first time in the 2008 Olympics in Bejing. Guiseppe Puseatero, leading advocate for the sport since the Rome games of 1960, was overjoyed: "Finally those narrow-minded am...

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(2007) Comet 17P/Holmes Puts on Spectacular Show

Funny story: (2007) Comet 17P/Holmes Puts on Spectacular Show

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Comet 17P/Holmes has been putting on a spectacular show. The comet is currently located in Perseus in the northeast sky at night and is shinning at about 3rd magnitude.

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(2007) Britney Spears and Michael Jackson To Co-write Parenting Book

Funny story: (2007) Britney Spears and Michael Jackson To Co-write Parenting Book

(New York--NY) The Time-Warner center was packed with journalists as Time-Warner CEO Richard Parsons, no relation to Alan, announced, with both Britney "You know what I'm packin' down under" Spears and the quickly jetted in Michael...

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(2007) Schoolyard penis aerial-shot smashes Hubble camera

Funny story: (2007) Schoolyard penis aerial-shot smashes Hubble camera

Southampton, UK - (Rioters): A giant penis etched in 2005 with weedkiller on the lawn of a boys' secondary school has accidentally tripped the US Department of Homeland Insecurity's pornography surveillance filters aboard the giant Hubble telescope,...

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(2007) CBB Danielle Trumped!

Funny story: (2007) CBB Danielle Trumped!

Danielle Lloyd, known globally for sullying the air of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother, has been dumped by her former model agencies!...

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(2008) Micky Horswill Arrested for Being Ugly

Funny story: (2008) Micky Horswill Arrested for Being Ugly

Former Sunderland and Man City midfielder Mick Horswill has been arrested and remanded in custody tonight in Sunderland for 'just being too fucking ugly'...

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(2003) Cannabis goes Metric

Funny story: (2003) Cannabis goes Metric

Agriculture: Cannabis is to join the rest of the organic vegetable world today and go Metric.

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(2007) Paris Hilton's Halloween Porn Shopping Spree

Funny story: (2007) Paris Hilton's Halloween Porn Shopping Spree

Paris Hilton donning a Scream mask and skeleton suit entered a Canadian porn shop during the Halloween festivities last week approached the counter and demanded the shop take down her likeness, a cardboard cutout of her obviously advertising One Nigh...

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(2009) Dannii Minogue - Why I Stripped Barenaked Explained

Funny story: (2009) Dannii Minogue - Why I Stripped Barenaked Explained

Dannii Minogue explained yesterday to anybody who was prepared to listen, the reason why she stripped bare naked without clothes for the Aussie version of Playboy magazine. For the thousandth time. The X-Factor judge and mentor told us (again):...

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(2005) Construction Worker Gets Burned Twice

Gary Stokes, 44, and a crane operator for the Mainstreet Construction Company located in Sioux City,Iowa, recieved first and second degree burns while on the job building the new Peter Thoreen Berevement Center next to St. Lukes Regional Medical Cent...

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(2009) Jedwardgate - John And Edward In X-Factor Vote Rigging Furore

Funny story: (2009) Jedwardgate - John And Edward In X-Factor Vote Rigging Furore

X-Factor twins John and Edward have found themselves caught up in a scandal known as Jedwardgate. Suspicion that all might not be as it seems with the vertical haired Irish twins has been simmering for weeks. Many commentators have suggested that...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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