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(2007) World Markets Nervous as Ass Trade in Decline
Once the humble domestic ass carried people and their possessions throughout the world. But that was before the invention of the donkey, and ever since then ass usage has been sagging.
(2007) Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember
Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and Champion Soccer chimp, Wayne Rooney sparked debate on Merseyside after a weekend of hell raising following the 'tinsel town' sluggers visit recently.
(2007) Playing Bush Speech Backwards Reveals "Gore Was Right About Everything!"
The handful of Americans who managed to stay awake through President Bush's State of the Union address noted there was nothing especially noteworthy. Listening to the speech backwards, however, reveals Bush apparently saying "Gore was right...
(2009) Obama Presses for 'Quick Jolt' to Congress; Orszag ordered to issue cattle prods
President Obama on Friday stepped squarely into the fractious mess known as Congress to assemble his $825 bazillion economic recovery package, seeking to quell criticism and squabbling from both parties and to retain leadership on an initiative that...
(2009) Iranian Football Boss Hosted Powder Puff Football
Iranian Football Commissioner Al Tranvestie Swingbothwaysie has been called up before the Holy High Commission for Male Superiority for alleged reports that Al Tranvestie staged an all female Powder Puff Football extravaganza to raise funds for Irani...
(2007) Prodigal Wilkinson Returns
After demanding his inheritance, squandering his wealth on loose living and damaging his kidney to boot, Johnny Wilkinson may be coming home to the National Rugby team.
(2009) Man buys car
Bent Fork, Indiana. - There was jubilation in the U.S. car industry when Dr. Arnold Goldstein of Pineneedle County, Sasquahama Falls, Wyoming, bought a new car today.
Standing proudly beside his CX420 at the Bent Fork dealership of General Motors...
(2010) OctoMom to be in Movie, plays herself
OctoMom and OctoPuss a perfect pair - A new James Bond movie in the making and soon to be released is the famous OctoMom. The movie title is OctoMom vs OctoPuss and is scheduled to be at a theater near you within a month.
"If OctoMom is available...
(2009) Scientists Develop Line of Clothing Apparel
In what may be the single most important advancement in the field of sex research for the blind, behavioral and physiological psychologists have developed clothing and provocative underwear designed to enhance the sexual experience of blind people. C...
(2008) Supermarket Sweep to be shot in Gaza Strip
Dale Winton has announced that he is to present a special episode of his quiz show Supermarket Sweep from the Gaza Strip.
(2009) Israel unveils new flag
In a media blitz in Jerusalem last night, Israel unveiled designs for a new flag.
"Its to reflect the new modern Israel" said spokesperson Avid Macabee, "we were a nation born out of fear, terror, tyranny and murder, and we felt this new flag shou...
(2013) Super Walmart Puts Local Walmart Out of Business
PEORIA, Calif.-The unemployment lines in Peoria have seen a jump in numbers as the local Walmart closes its doors for the last time after succumbing to the pressures of the newly opened Super Walmart.
"When the Super Walmart opened four month...
(2010) Jessica Simpson's New Bed Partner Loves It
Replacing Tony Romo, Billy Corgan and John Mayer could be a hard job but apparently from all the recent reports, Sammy has done the job.
It's a long way from today's top Cowboy to a lovable dog but Jessica Simpson says she prefers the snuggles fr...
(2009) Obama Seeks Space Weapons Ban
President Barack Obama's pledge to seek a worldwide ban on weapons in space marks a dramatic shift in U.S. policy while posing the tricky issue of defining whether a satellite can be considered a weapon.
Moments after Obama's inauguration last we...
(2009) Commercial Aircraft Now Safer
NEW YORK (OPP) - Federal aviation officials today announced that all commercial aircraft were grounded until the installation of a new radar system was completed. The manufacturer of the radar has guaranteed it will track herds of birds, and shoo the...
(2010) NBC Axes Leno, Tabs O'Brien To Replace Self
Citing the sensational ratings over the final week of "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien", NBC announced Monday that it has fired Conan O'Brien-replacement Jay Leno and replaced him with Conan O'Brien.
"Conan O'Brien is once again the future of...
(2010) Telemarketers Upset Over Pet Names in Phone Book
An angry group of 30 telemarketers, selected to represent telemarketers from over 70 companies, met today with executives from the phone company over the recent trend of people using their pet's names instead of their own in the phone book. The telem...
(2009) Gaza City renamed the Warsaw Ghetto
Today the Israeli government renamed Gaza City as the 'Warsaw Ghetto'. Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said: 'We checked our history books, and realised that Gaza had turned into a place that is very similar to the Warsaw Ghetto. The Nazis took all the Po...
(2007) AZ's Horne Calls for Lap Dances for Failing Students
AZ's Ed Head, Tom Horne was quoted in local papers as favoring lap dances for failing students. The AZ Daily Stun reported that Horne thought Lap dances could significantly raise the scores of AZ's struggling students.
(2004) UK Government Concentrates on Speeding Fines
Following The Times' premature report that the government may be re-thinking speeding laws, The Spoof can now reveal the Government's true agenda on speeding that The Times only got a misguided whiff of.
(2009) Bush to drive trains
George W. Bush, the forty-third president of the United States, has been asked what he plans to do with his retirement.
Other former presidents have gone on to manage huge multinationals, become public speakers, or fade into obscurity. Junior has...
(2009) Obama Hears Creepy Sounds Coming From Under White House
It wasn't until the second week of his Presidency that Obama noticed the cackling. He thought it was his imagination, but soon realized it wasn't. Something sinister lay beneath the White House.
Obama secretly called in a Kenyan relative who wa...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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