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Funny story: (2009) Obama Presses for 'Quick Jolt' to Congress; Orszag ordered to issue cattle prods

(2009) Obama Presses for 'Quick Jolt' to Congress; Orszag ordered to issue cattle prods

President Obama on Friday stepped squarely into the fractious mess known as Congress to assemble his $825 bazillion economic recovery package, seeking to quell criticism and squabbling from both parties and to retain leadership on an initiative that...
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Funny story: (2007) World Markets Nervous as Ass Trade in Decline

(2007) World Markets Nervous as Ass Trade in Decline

Once the humble domestic ass carried people and their possessions throughout the world. But that was before the invention of the donkey, and ever since then ass usage has been sagging.
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Funny story: (2007) Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

(2007) Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and Champion Soccer chimp, Wayne Rooney sparked debate on Merseyside after a weekend of hell raising following the 'tinsel town' sluggers visit recently.
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Funny story: (2007) Playing Bush Speech Backwards Reveals "Gore Was Right About Everything!"

(2007) Playing Bush Speech Backwards Reveals "Gore Was Right About Everything!"

The handful of Americans who managed to stay awake through President Bush's State of the Union address noted there was nothing especially noteworthy. Listening to the speech backwards, however, reveals Bush apparently saying "Gore was right...
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Funny story: (2009) Man buys car

(2009) Man buys car

Bent Fork, Indiana. - There was jubilation in the U.S. car industry when Dr. Arnold Goldstein of Pineneedle County, Sasquahama Falls, Wyoming, bought a new car today. Standing proudly beside his CX420 at the Bent Fork dealership of General Motors...
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Funny story: (2009) Iranian Football Boss Hosted Powder Puff Football

(2009) Iranian Football Boss Hosted Powder Puff Football

Iranian Football Commissioner Al Tranvestie Swingbothwaysie has been called up before the Holy High Commission for Male Superiority for alleged reports that Al Tranvestie staged an all female Powder Puff Football extravaganza to raise funds for Irani...
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Funny story: (2007) Prodigal Wilkinson Returns

(2007) Prodigal Wilkinson Returns

After demanding his inheritance, squandering his wealth on loose living and damaging his kidney to boot, Johnny Wilkinson may be coming home to the National Rugby team.
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Funny story: (2013) Super Walmart Puts Local Walmart Out of Business

(2013) Super Walmart Puts Local Walmart Out of Business

PEORIA, Calif.-The unemployment lines in Peoria have seen a jump in numbers as the local Walmart closes its doors for the last time after succumbing to the pressures of the newly opened Super Walmart. "When the Super Walmart opened four month...
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Funny story: (2009) Scientists Develop Line of Clothing Apparel

(2009) Scientists Develop Line of Clothing Apparel

In what may be the single most important advancement in the field of sex research for the blind, behavioral and physiological psychologists have developed clothing and provocative underwear designed to enhance the sexual experience of blind people. C...
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Funny story: (2010) OctoMom to be in Movie, plays herself

(2010) OctoMom to be in Movie, plays herself

OctoMom and OctoPuss a perfect pair - A new James Bond movie in the making and soon to be released is the famous OctoMom. The movie title is OctoMom vs OctoPuss and is scheduled to be at a theater near you within a month. "If OctoMom is available...
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Funny story: (2008) Supermarket Sweep to be shot in Gaza Strip

(2008) Supermarket Sweep to be shot in Gaza Strip

Dale Winton has announced that he is to present a special episode of his quiz show Supermarket Sweep from the Gaza Strip.
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Funny story: (2009) Israel unveils new flag

(2009) Israel unveils new flag

In a media blitz in Jerusalem last night, Israel unveiled designs for a new flag. "Its to reflect the new modern Israel" said spokesperson Avid Macabee, "we were a nation born out of fear, terror, tyranny and murder, and we felt this new flag shou...
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Funny story: (2009) Obama Seeks Space Weapons Ban

(2009) Obama Seeks Space Weapons Ban

President Barack Obama's pledge to seek a worldwide ban on weapons in space marks a dramatic shift in U.S. policy while posing the tricky issue of defining whether a satellite can be considered a weapon. Moments after Obama's inauguration last we...
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Funny story: (2010) Jessica Simpson's New Bed Partner Loves It

(2010) Jessica Simpson's New Bed Partner Loves It

Replacing Tony Romo, Billy Corgan and John Mayer could be a hard job but apparently from all the recent reports, Sammy has done the job. It's a long way from today's top Cowboy to a lovable dog but Jessica Simpson says she prefers the snuggles fr...
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Funny story: (2010) NBC Axes Leno, Tabs O'Brien To Replace Self

(2010) NBC Axes Leno, Tabs O'Brien To Replace Self

Citing the sensational ratings over the final week of "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien", NBC announced Monday that it has fired Conan O'Brien-replacement Jay Leno and replaced him with Conan O'Brien. "Conan O'Brien is once again the future of...
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Funny story: (2009) Commercial Aircraft Now Safer

(2009) Commercial Aircraft Now Safer

NEW YORK (OPP) - Federal aviation officials today announced that all commercial aircraft were grounded until the installation of a new radar system was completed. The manufacturer of the radar has guaranteed it will track herds of birds, and shoo the...
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Funny story: (2012) More Haggis Eaten In England Than Scotland

(2012) More Haggis Eaten In England Than Scotland

England has overtaken Scotland as the top market for that iconic Scots dish, Haggis. Midlothian-based MacSween produces 1,000 tons of the "chieftain o' the puddin' race" every year, which is enough for about five million portions. But 60 per cent...
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Funny story: (2010) Telemarketers Upset Over Pet Names in Phone Book

(2010) Telemarketers Upset Over Pet Names in Phone Book

An angry group of 30 telemarketers, selected to represent telemarketers from over 70 companies, met today with executives from the phone company over the recent trend of people using their pet's names instead of their own in the phone book. The telem...
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Funny story: (2009) Gaza City renamed the Warsaw Ghetto

(2009) Gaza City renamed the Warsaw Ghetto

Today the Israeli government renamed Gaza City as the 'Warsaw Ghetto'. Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said: 'We checked our history books, and realised that Gaza had turned into a place that is very similar to the Warsaw Ghetto. The Nazis took all the Po...
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Funny story: (2013) Boston Celtics Follow the Red Sox Into Oblivion

(2013) Boston Celtics Follow the Red Sox Into Oblivion

Doc Rivers is flirting with the idea of firing himself. Perhaps he has lost the team in the same way that Terry Francona lost the Red Sox. We wait for the fake press conference when the owners of the Celtics claim that the time for Doc to move on...
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Funny story: (2004) UK Government Concentrates on Speeding Fines

(2004) UK Government Concentrates on Speeding Fines

Following The Times' premature report that the government may be re-thinking speeding laws, The Spoof can now reveal the Government's true agenda on speeding that The Times only got a misguided whiff of.
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Funny story: (2010) New Dimension Discovered

(2010) New Dimension Discovered

Today science has made quite possible the biggest breakthrough in history. Today, in Tulsa Oklahoma, in a private laboratory in his parent's basement, Ben Harding (48) broke the dimensional barriers and has discovered where socks go when "lost" in th...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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