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(2008) College hoops droop without Dick, season canceled
The remainder of the 2007-08 college basketball season was canceled on Saturday after a committee of coaches, players, fans and NCAA officials deemed sportscaster Dick Vitale's absence due to recent throat surgery too much to overcome.
(2004) Wacko's Backo
Michael Jackson last night proved that his once waning popularity is right back on track. The King of Pop cleaned up at last nights Golden Globes taking 3 awards back to his holding cell, including the coveted Best Celebrity in a Courtroom drama. Jac...
(2012) Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla
The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief.
"There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and...
(2012) Baby Porcupine Irwin: First Interview and Wish List
He's a YouTube sensation -- the baby porcupine in Pennsylvania trying to eat from a coffee cup. But he's not a happy camper.
In his first interview, he tells all, including why he's furious with the media and what's on his wish list for the com...
(2009) Obama Beanie Buddies Stimulate Sleeping Toy Market and Protests
The toy innovator that has brought the stimulating educational Beanie Buddies, "stress reducing learning figurines" that basically teach children to just lay there and relax, are introducing into the stagnant US toy market Marvelous Malia and Sweet S...
(2012) Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence
The trial of Harry Redknapp on charges of tax fraud took a strange turn today when the Spurs manager insisted that the offence was not down to him because he was below the legal reading age of responsibility.
He claimed he reads like a two-year-ol...
(2009) Money really does make the world go round
Scientists have proved money does in fact make the world go round - in particular the dollar.
The gravitational pull of the greenback and the dollar's spread around the world is keeping the globe turning.
"Without the dollar spreading across wo...
(2004) Leaked Hutton Document proves Blair innocent of nothing, at all, ever.
A leaked copy of the Hutton Inquiry Finds British Prime Minister Tony Blair "guilty", of everything from World War One to global warming.
(2004) United States Supreme Court Awards 2004 Democratic Primary to George W. Bush
In yet another dramatic election move, the United States Supreme Court has stepped in and awarded the hard fought 2004 Democratic Primary to none other than the current Republican President, George W. Bush. This means President Bush will be running...
(2010) Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe
"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer.
Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...
(2007) Woody Allen & Steve Martin Confess to Hot Love Affair
The Confession may have been one of the most moving moments in Hollywood romance history. Both comedians, playwrights and film directors finally say that they have found love in each others very gray bosoms.
(2007) Heather on the prowl?
Heather Mills-McCartney, estranged wife of the ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has been spotted in and around Channel 4 studios, it is alleged.
(2007) Lembit Opik Wants To Be A Cheeky Boy
Lembit Opik, the Liberal Democrat MP who swapped his weathergirl to date Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia, wants to go on tour with his new love - as part of the band!...
(2008) Gordon Brown blamed for splitting UB40 after 30 years
Ali Campbell has dismissed talk of artistic differences being cause of his departure from veteran rock band UB40, and says it's all the fault of policy changes under New Labour.
(2010) Brad Pitt: "My Love For Su Bo"
Brad Pitt has broken his silence and admitted that he has left Angelina Jolie in orser to start a new life with Susan Boyle. "I totally love Su Bo. It's an emotional thing, but it is also deeply physical. I remember the first time when Su Bo took me...
(2007) Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings
First century bas relief sculptures of Roman gladiators were found by Italy's version of Scotland Yard this week, while digging in the "backhouse" (Italian for outside toilet) of Roman Cardinal Guiseppe Pedophiliano.
(2005) Suspected Terrorists Freed
Home Secretary Charles Clarke has announced that suspected foreign terrorists will no longer be detained in prison but instead are to be put under house arrest and watched as closely as Michael Jackson in a nursery.
(2009) Minnesota Divided over State Fruit
ST. PAUL - In a repeat of the contentious battle for ballots between Norm Coleman and Al Franken for a Senate seat, Minnesotans have split once more.
The initial tally of votes was so close that it triggered an automatic recount. Out of some 3 mi...
(2007) Jade to Manage Hammer's Argie Flops
Brainless big mouth, Jade Goody, is in talks to settle a deal which will see her managing premiership flops West Ham, in spite of never having done anything ever. The struggling London side's problems ar...
(2011) Dr. McCoy From Star Trek Says Obama Birth Certificate On Starship Enterprise
Outer Space - Dr. Leonard McCoy from the Starship Enterprise says Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, but the birth certificate is still on the Enterprise. Dr. McCoy was the OBGYN for Obama's mother, and he wants to put the controversy about Obama's bi...
(2004) Reporters Scramble for New Story
As the Democratic primaries get under way, the original presumptive nominee John Kerry, is quickly being affirmed as the Democratic party's selection to replace President George W. Bush in the Fall. By mid-February, experts expect, Mr. Kerry will...
(2007) World Markets Nervous as Ass Trade in Decline
Once the humble domestic ass carried people and their possessions throughout the world. But that was before the invention of the donkey, and ever since then ass usage has been sagging.
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Walmart Announces Employee Outdated Fruit Giveaway
Walmart, embarrassed by publicity about a food drive to feed their employees, today announced that employees in good standing would be allowed to take home any outdated fruit the store has--for free!
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