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(2010) Jade Goody 'Presence' Felt In Big Brother House
An emergency meeting was held last night to discuss what to do after several of the housemates on this year's Big Brother show complained that they had been 'bothered' by what two of them sensationally described as 'the ghost of Jade Goody'.
Goody...
(2004) Evidence found for dimensional annealling
Analysts of popular political opinions have had help resolving a major conundrum -- the perception that Bush supporters and detractors seem to live in different worlds -- from an unexpected source. Scientists now say this could be evidence of dimensi...
(2010) Bin Laden Takes Responsibility for Haiti Earthquake
Afghanistan - Al Jazeera has produced a voice recording reported to be the voice of Osama Bin Laden exhorting advances made by Al Qaeda globally, in particular the development of their latest suicide weapon, the earthquake machine, which Bin Laden sa...
(2011) Colonel Gadaffi offers free holidays to would-be rioters
The current tension in North Africa has prompted the Libyan leader Colonel Gadaffi to offer would-be rioters holidays funded by the state.
Anti-government demonstrations in 2 of Libya's immediate neighbours - Tunisia to the west, where the preside...
(2008) Davos rocked by Kerviel's Putin links
Switzerland - (Zurich Gnome Mess): The annual Davos ecomonic forum has been rocked by reports that rogue SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel was in charge of managing Russian President Vladimir Sputum's burgeoning $20 billion retirement warchest.
(2009) Rahm Emanuel Voted Blackest Member of OB Admin
Many remember the really bright high school Afro American guy who was pretty far from cool. he often found some cache with the little tough inner city jew who was vulgar and often obscene.
The pair when they hooked up right became a veritable But...
(2008) Rogue trader sacked for not having greed as motive
Bosses at French Bank Societe Generale said they are perplexed by rogue trader, Jerome Kerviel, who they understand was not perpetrating the major fraud for personal gain.
(2005) Senate Votes to Double Social Security Benefits, Bush Will Sign
WASHINGTON (AP) Remaining in session until 3AM this morning, the U.S. Senate finally voted to double the average Social Security benefit all US retirees will receive starting in mid-2005. The late vote followed vicious partisan debate and fistfights.
(2005) God Threatens Indonesia with Another Tsunami
Speaking at a roast for Johnny Carson yesterday, the Lord God Almighty charged Indonesia with inflating the death count from December's tsunami "just to make me look bad." He then threatened "to give those heathens something to whine about if they're...
(2009) Big Ben Goes Digital
A controversial plan to turn Big Ben digital has been unveiled by the Ministry For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.
Under the crackpot scheme,all of Big Bens four faces would be replaced with large LCD panels which would display the time in...
(2008) RIAA prosecutes music "hoarder"
Ron Eveland, Daily Chronicle - It was a step to far; after keeping surveillance for 3 weeks on a "Mr. M", the RIAA (Recording Industry of America) instructed cops to arrest on "multiple copyright thefts".
(2009) Like Father, Like Son
A 175 year old letter was authenticated this week that was written by the father of John Wilkes Booth. Apparently, John turns out to have been just a ship off the old block, as this letter was directed at President Andrew Jackson, and threatened to k...
(2009) Obama Ponders Fist Bumping
Washington - President Obama is wrestling with whether or not to allow fist bumping in the Whitehouse. The subject is high on the president's agenda for his first 100 days.
"Point being I am not against fist bumping per se, the question is whether...
(2010) Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat
Famous Chocolate Factory - In the news again, but not for anything they are happy about. The company was recently served with a law suit demanding an undisclosed amount of money from a woman who purchased a "Warren Beatty Creme Filled Penis" and now...
(2009) Camilla now in "race" row
In a bad month for the Royal Family Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Wales and future Queen, has become involved in a race row.
In a move which surely be greeted with dismay by Prince Charles, she has refused to award the prizes for the "three-le...
(2010) Valentine's Day Cancelled by Greeting Card Companies
In a shocking announcement by the top three greeting card companies around the world, Valentine's Day will be cancelled, starting this February 14th, 2010.
Pauly Moshun, spokesman for the Acme Greeting Card Company, tells reporters, "It was a diff...
(2011) Susan Boyle gets new pussy
Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a livlier, younger pussy for herself.
As some of the Subo fanatics were ca...
(2004) Bush Inspired by The Last Samurai
After an exclusive screening of Tom Cruise's latest flick, The Last Samurai, President Bush immediately drafted new plans on his war on terror.
(2009) George Anthony Threatens Suicide
George Anthony, father of accused killer Casey Anthony, has run away from his Ocala, Florida home and threatened to kill himself.
"I can't take it anymore; my wife is driving me nuts," shouted the short-fused white haired ex-cop married to the p...
(2010) Brett Favre Changes Mind About Retirement Six Times During Press Conference
Brett Favre stood at a podium at the Minnesota Vikings headquarters and took questions from reporters after his choking performance Sunday against the New Orleans Saints. Favre threw more interceptions in that game than the Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo h...
(2009) BBC Apologise Over Ross
The BBC have been forced to apologise after Jonathan Ross mistakenly said something funny.
Ross, the current holder of the coveted unfunniest man on the planet award, told a mildly amusing joke in his weekend comeback show shocking listeners and c...
(2010) West Ham To Change Name
Karen Brady, recently installed as CEO at beleagured premiership side West Ham, has announced that the club will change their name in the next two years.
"We hope to be playing at the Olympic stadium in Stratford so we feel a name change is appro...
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Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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