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(2012) Baby Porcupine Irwin: First Interview and Wish List

Funny story: (2012) Baby Porcupine Irwin: First Interview and Wish List

He's a YouTube sensation -- the baby porcupine in Pennsylvania trying to eat from a coffee cup. But he's not a happy camper. In his first interview, he tells all, including why he's furious with the media and what's on his wish list for the com...

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(2005) Driving Tips by Jermaine Pennant

Arsenal's troublesome youngster Jermaine Pennant has revealed that he is to release a book to try and get rid of the bad reputation he has got. He is said to feel that if he gives something back to the community then they in return might give him...

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(2010) American Idol Boots Top 24 Finalist Michael Lynche Because of Media Revelation

Funny story: (2010) American Idol Boots Top 24 Finalist Michael Lynche Because of Media Revelation

Michael Lynche thought that he had it made. He'd passed his audition on American Idol last fall, and then made it through Hollywood week (filmed earlier this month, but not to be broadcast until February). Now, he's been kicked off the show and wil...

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(2007) New Broadway musical of Federline's 'unpleasant and demeaning' marriage

Funny story: (2007) New Broadway musical of Federline's 'unpleasant and demeaning' marriage

Broadway, NY - (Rioters): Kevin Federline's hamburger restaurant TV ad where he slams marriage to his cutesey over-exposed attention-seeking ex-wife Britney as 'unpleasant and demeaning' is to be made into a new Broadway musical according...

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(2011) Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River

Funny story: (2011) Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River

Statements released to the press today confirmed that Jo Yeates suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak has been moved from HMP Hoarefield, "up the river" to HMP Gloucster. The Home Office today issued a brief press release: "The suspect in questio...

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(2009) Fossilized farts unearthed in Egyptian king's tomb

Funny story: (2009) Fossilized farts unearthed in Egyptian king's tomb

University of Flat U Lence archeologist Ackmed I. Wuzza Arab described locating for the first time several fossilized farts in what is believed by Egytologists to be the actual "intestinal gas" left by Ptolemy the Winded. Applauding what Wuzza Arab c...

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(2009) Scouts mistakingly celebrate Burns Night

Funny story: (2009) Scouts mistakingly celebrate Burns Night

A series of mistakes has led to a number of scouts visiting A&E over the past twenty four hours. The first mistake was believing that scouts celebrate Burns Night, when in fact it is Scots that celebrate this famous Scottish and completely ill...

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(2009) Zimbabwe inflation declared over

Funny story: (2009) Zimbabwe inflation declared over

Government officials in Zimbabwe declared victory today over runaway inflation, stating it was finally defeated. To bolster the public's confidence in the nation's currency, Zimbabwe Mint officials issued a 100 trillion dollar coin as evidence demons...

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(2004) Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"

Funny story: (2004) Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"

The shock findings of the Hutton Report, to be revealed on Wednesday, are that Tony Blair's regime has a secret stock of weapons of mass destruction.   The leaked Report also states that the Prime Minister used these...

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(2009) Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Funny story: (2009) Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Israeli security operatives refused to confirm or deny rumours that an undercover operation had been successfully carried out in a combined operation between Mossad agents and Israeli Special Forces. It is claimed the covert operatives have abduc...

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(2008) Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film

Funny story: (2008) Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film

The producers of the new James Bond film have announced that the character of "M" - Bond's boss - will be played by footballer's wife and pub singer, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.

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(2009) Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines

Funny story: (2009) Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines

Atlantic City NJ-- A flock of seagulls deliberately flew into a local wind-farm, killing themselves and crippling several wind turbines. Estimated damage is $1.5 million dollars. Dozens of decapitated seagulls fell to the ground around the farm,...

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(2005) Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters

Funny story: (2005) Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters

ASP (Associated Spoof Press) --- No sooner was Harry Potter author and fresh-baked mother of three, J.K. Rowling, wheeled from the delivery room to the maternity ward than she was harangued by a throng of mostly male reporters. Rowling gave birth a h...

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(2010) Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI-Bitter that his two sons have already achieved more success on the football field than he was able to in his entire carrier, as well as wanting to live vicariously through Saints quarterback Drew Brees, elder statesman Archie Mann...

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(2012) Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

Funny story: (2012) Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

LOS ANGELES - Fearing that a firmer than usual enforcement of any existing thought to be already too rigid laws requiring the constant use of condoms on all Los Angeles-based adult film sets might seriously penetrate what they've come to expect as th...

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(2009) Speed of light wrong

Funny story: (2009) Speed of light wrong

Scientists have finally been able to measure the speed of light, and they have discovered that their original speed was wrong. Ray Luminere of the Paris Academe, Paris, used an advanced version of the same technology that catches speeding drivers...

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(2009) Church of Scientology Buys Vatican

Funny story: (2009) Church of Scientology Buys Vatican

The Church of Scientology, founded by the late Science Fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, proved themselves to be the richest religious organization in the world by purchasing Vatican City from the Catholic Church. The group who bases their beliefs...

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(2007) Williams: Trade Me to the Falcons

Funny story: (2007) Williams: Trade Me to the Falcons

DAVIE, Fla. - Suspended Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams hopes to get reinstated by the National Football League and get traded to the Atlanta Falcons, agent Lee Steinberg said Thursday night.

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(2008) Kieren Fallon race-fixing internet bookies scam linked to SocGen trader and Princess Diana's psychic medium

Funny story: (2008) Kieren Fallon race-fixing internet bookies scam linked to SocGen trader and Princess Diana's psychic medium

London - (Cyber-stalking Mess): Police investigating the Kieren Fallon horserace-fixing internet bookmakers' scam say that a pattern of wagers on losing favorites appears to be identical to financial bets made by SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel.

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(2010) Bin Laden Takes Responsibility for Haiti Earthquake

Funny story: (2010) Bin Laden Takes Responsibility for Haiti Earthquake

Afghanistan - Al Jazeera has produced a voice recording reported to be the voice of Osama Bin Laden exhorting advances made by Al Qaeda globally, in particular the development of their latest suicide weapon, the earthquake machine, which Bin Laden sa...

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(2004) Higher Education Bill gets new look

Funny story: (2004) Higher Education Bill gets new look

Education Secretary Charles Clarke announced yet another amendment to the bill, designed to appease the remaining, remaining rebels.

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(2004) President Bush Pens New Book, Prematurely Leaked to Press

Funny story: (2004) President Bush Pens New Book, Prematurely Leaked to Press

A disgruntled former White House Aide, who has asked to remain anonymous due to members of his family being employees of the CIA, has handed over a photocopy of an early draft of a new book written by U.S. President George W. Bush.  The boo...

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