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(2010) Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!

Funny story: (2010) Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!

You can't keep a good dictator down and to commemorate the the end of WWII Moscow, in their nonsensical wisdom, has decided to hang up posters of their infamous mass murdering dictator, Josef Stalin. This has totally divided Moscowites, some feel...

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(2007) March 23, 1944 --Today In History. House Cuts Funding To American Troops In Europe.

Funny story: (2007) March 23, 1944 --Today In History. House Cuts Funding To American Troops In Europe.

In a shocking setback to the war plans of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, a rebellious House of Representatives passed the Pelosi-Bormann bill that will cut off all funds to American troops in Europe by September 1, 1944.

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(2007) Freak lightening causes strange condition for youth in Hertfordshire.

The extreme weather conditions that have plagued southern England have had a bizarre effect on one unlucky teenager. Billy Mitchell (17) was lying in bed on Monday around eleven o'clock, when a bolt of lightening struck him through his open bedro...

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(2007) ACLU Sues Itself

Funny story: (2007) ACLU Sues Itself

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has filed a lawsuit against itself in Federal court. The lawsuit cites the organizations failures to hire minority candidates and seeks $500 million dollars in damages.

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(2012) Kardashian Flour Bombing Another Publicity Stunt

Funny story: (2012) Kardashian Flour Bombing Another Publicity Stunt

If it's been more than a day without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, it must be time for another publicity stunt. The actress/model/whateveryoucallher was on a fabricated red carpet event for a European launch of her new perfume, when a female atte...

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(2010) Large Hardon Collider fails to Excite

Funny story: (2010) Large Hardon Collider fails to Excite

Reports are coming in that the Large Hardon Collider has gone down yet again and this time may stay down for good. Despite many attempts to keep it up, scientists in Geneva are now considering zipping up possibly the world's most expensive erectio...

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(2010) JLS in LSD shock brings ASBO warning

Funny story: (2010) JLS in LSD shock brings ASBO warning

The almost famous boy band JLS were questioned today by CID about LSD found in their cars. Police received a tip off and arrived ASAP in an ARV. "WTF? You will RIP if you don't lay off," the boy band were heard to say. They were soon led away by...

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(2014) Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Pwetty-Boy Pwethident Poutine announced last night that Russia had recently undertaken plans to reassert its historical claim to the territory of Alaska. Standing outside a theater in Moscow where the Bolshevik Ballet was rehearsing for a gala pre...

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(2011) UK Budget Summary

Funny story: (2011) UK Budget Summary

The Chancer of the Exchequer has just sat down after making his budget statement. In his statement, the Chancer said "this is my budget statement", receiving great applause from the hordes of sleeping MP's who had gathered in Westminster to hand i...

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(2010) SuBo to play for Celtic

Funny story: (2010) SuBo to play for Celtic

It was sensationally announced last night that Susan Boyle has joined Celtic Football Club as their new goalie. She will be known as the 'SuBoNator' and will take up the post soon. "Aye, I've been a fan for years. They needed a better goalie, so I...

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(2009) The Tate Nano Is NOT World's Cheapest Car

Funny story: (2009) The Tate Nano Is NOT World's Cheapest Car

The Tata Nano, which is being heralded as the world's cheapest car, during it's launch in India, actually isn't. The World's cheapest car belongs to the son of Dave Scud - it is worth £1 and sits around leaking oil on his driveway. Costing just...

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(2018) John Bolton’s Hawkish Moustache Declares War on the Rest of His Face

Funny story: (2018) John Bolton’s Hawkish Moustache Declares War on the Rest of His Face

Washington, D. C.—On being appointed National Security Advisor to President Trump, the moustache’s first action was to declare war on the rest of his face. The moustache’s enemy to the south, his mouth, is apparently on military alert against the inv...

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(2009) Bank launches alien attack savings account

Funny story: (2009) Bank launches alien attack savings account

A bank has launched a new savings account investing in the security of planet Earth. The Aliens Attack Super Saver ISA offers fixed returns of 42 per cent over the next ten years and invests in technologies that will defend the planet. Earnest...

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(2010) Jordan Goes On Strike

Funny story: (2010) Jordan Goes On Strike

Jordan, the most glamorous and beautiful woman in her house, made a shocking announcement at her Daily Price Conference that she is to go on strike. Dazzling the crowd of drooling journalists in a pink diamond-encrusted tabard and matching tiara,...

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(2005) FBI Recruits "School Shooters" for the Matrix Reloaded Metal Spider Attack 5 ‘Who's The Next One'

Funny story: (2005) FBI Recruits "School Shooters" for the Matrix Reloaded Metal Spider Attack 5 ‘Who's The Next One'

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has started a massive recruitment drive for ‘school shooters'. The FBI has had a lacklustre performance over the last few years and is considered responsible for letting several acts of terrorism go ahead unchecked...

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(2007) Real Roxanne Wants Half Of Police Tour Profits

Funny story: (2007) Real Roxanne Wants Half Of Police Tour Profits

AP-(Queens, New York) The Police front man Sting may be splitting his 2007 World Tour profits with ex-hooker Madeline "Mattie" Spandoza.

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(2007) Prehysteric Jaws in Italian vineyard vindicates osteoporosis cure

Funny story: (2007) Prehysteric Jaws in Italian vineyard vindicates osteoporosis cure

Tuscany - (Ass Press): The arcane viticultural mysteries of the world famous Tuscan grape-growing region came a step closer today to proving their fabled ancient osteoporosis curing properties with the discovery of a prehysteric five million year old...

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(2012) Gingrich Attacked by Wiccans Seeking Eye of Newt

Funny story: (2012) Gingrich Attacked by Wiccans Seeking Eye of Newt

Late last night while taking his regular "constitutional" (Gingrich's preferred term for his nightly moonlight strolls through the woods, the moniker he feels best demonstrates his passionate commitment to the civil rights propagated by our Founding...

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(2008) White House Says: Old Hard ONS Gone!

Funny story: (2008) White House Says: Old Hard ONS Gone!

With judges breathing down the necks of White House IT techs in search of the millions of possible lost emails, the White House revealed that old hard ONS (official nomenclature systems) have been discarded.

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(2012) Engaged Couple Daydreams about Marriage, Kids, Divorce and Both of them Eventually Trying to Kill Each Other

Funny story: (2012) Engaged Couple Daydreams about Marriage, Kids, Divorce and Both of them Eventually Trying to Kill Each Other

Clearwater, Florida engaged couple Larry Slick and Dianne Vindicated sat on the shores of the Gulf of Mexico and daydreamed about how their future together would pan out. As the sun slowly sank over the Gulf's horizon, Larry mused about the fist fig...

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(2010) Dangerous hamster owners face jail

Funny story: (2010) Dangerous hamster owners face jail

The government is set to extend its proposals to force dog owners to insure their pets, with another scheme to cover all dangerous animals. The list will include hamsters that bite, garrulous budgies with too much to say for themselves, goldfish with...

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(2009) Former Game Show contestants robbed at gunpoint

Funny story: (2009) Former Game Show contestants robbed at gunpoint

Friday night, two contestants on the game show "Taxi Treasure" were robbed at gunpoint, after failing to answer the first three questions on the popular show. The game show - set inside a taxi cab - picks up unsuspecting passengers and offers the...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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