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Funny story: (2009) Britney Spears Planning Cancer

(2009) Britney Spears Planning Cancer

Pop sensation Britney Spears is rumoured to be considering a multi-million dollar deal with Cancer, following the success of Jade Goody's recent money making activities. Spears, who has been out of the public eye for a number of years is planning...
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Funny story: (2007) Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

(2007) Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Lancashire - (Rioters): Outraged locals have caused £50,000 of damage to the Hogwarts Express steam locomotive stored in Carnforth, Lancashire as a protest against JK Rowling's continued fraudulent portrayal of being the rightful author of the Ha...
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Funny story: (2005) Alaska gives drugs in schools an "OK"

(2005) Alaska gives drugs in schools an "OK"

Alaska-- Last Tuesday morning the people of Alaska voted on whether there should be drugs in their school system or not. The poll was a very close one but the "Yes" people won with 52% of the vote.
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Funny story: (2008) Winona Ryder Caught Shoplifting Again

(2008) Winona Ryder Caught Shoplifting Again

The former child star and Oscar nominated actress Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting again. This time, it was make-up from a Hollywood drug store (her previous shoplifting conviction was for $5000 worth of clothes). No charges will be filed agains...
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Funny story: (2008) British Army admit isolated incidents of poetry in Iraq

(2008) British Army admit isolated incidents of poetry in Iraq

The British Army has had to admit that some of its personnel have been involved in acts of poetry whilst serving in Afghanistan and Iraq.
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Funny story: (2008) Doublemint Twins Spell Double Trouble for Spitzer in Sting Operation

(2008) Doublemint Twins Spell Double Trouble for Spitzer in Sting Operation

It seemed that something other than a double pleasure awaited Elliot Spitzer at room 222 of the New York Hilton yesterday evening.
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Funny story: (2007) Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

(2007) Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, an...
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Funny story: (2007) Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

(2007) Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

After a painstaking investigation into the cruel murder of Pakistan's long-suffering Bob Woolmer, The Spoof can reveal that in the run-up to the ill-fated World Cup, Woolmer did not visit the Liverpool b...
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Funny story: (2008) Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

(2008) Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.
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Funny story: (2009) Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

(2009) Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

With the early completion of the UK 2012 Olympic Dogging Team's training facility the search for "Members" begins. Team manager Dustin Dipper announced that they would be holding an "X Factor" style audition system for prospective team members.
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Funny story: (2010) Mezhgan Hussainy tells Kara DeGuardia to "shift your ass over"

(2010) Mezhgan Hussainy tells Kara DeGuardia to "shift your ass over"

Mezhgan Hussainy, the fiancee of American Idol host Simon Cowell has threatened Kara DeGuardia that she will give her a bunch of fives if she doesn't shuffle her sweet ass over. Mezghan has said to be utterly embarassed at the way Kara was drapi...
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Funny story: (2008) Jordan's career nosedive.

(2008) Jordan's career nosedive.

Womens magazines "Reveal" and "Closer" have made the shock announcement that they will not be featuring Jordan (Model with formerly big tits and perma-tan) on the front covers of next week editions.
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Funny story: (2010) Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

(2010) Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Price the mega boobed serial wedder has now turned her tiny mind towards quantum mechanics by trying to explain the famous string theory. At a book signing event yesterday she noticed a guy clutching a book called 'String Theory Explained - Steven...
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Funny story: (2009) Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

(2009) Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Consternation today amongst Twitchers and locals alike in the village of Spoof On Why as a dirty duck invaded the pond on the village green and proceeded to intimidate the local duck population. Local pond-watcher, conservationist, and cross-dress...
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Funny story: (2008) Hillary Clinton Plans Inaugural Ball

(2008) Hillary Clinton Plans Inaugural Ball

Calling it her "Coronation Ceremony," Hillary Clinton has announced preliminary plans for her Inaugural Ball after her self-expected election to the White House in the U.S. Presidential race. In an "It's My Party" attitude pr...
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Funny story: (2013) Apparently, Star Trek is Real

(2013) Apparently, Star Trek is Real

Yes, what many trekkers have believed for decades is true: Star Trek is not fiction. Scientists have uncovered higher levels of physics that coincide with the Sci-Fi language that is used in the television franchise of Star Trek. This discovery is...
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Funny story: (2009) God Punishes Satirists - Sends Jade Goody Back from the Grave

(2009) God Punishes Satirists - Sends Jade Goody Back from the Grave

More people have committed suicide over being endlessly inundated with the absurd life and death of jade Goody than have died from the particular cancer that brought her demise. If her poor kids had a ha'penny for all of the ink and cyberpixels spilt...
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Funny story: (2007) Newt Gingrich Changes Spelling of His Name

(2007) Newt Gingrich Changes Spelling of His Name

He decided when he read about a cuddly little German polar bear cub by the name of Knut, abandoned by his mother Tosca, that has captured the world's attention.
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Funny story: (2007) Buddy Holly To Reform

(2007) Buddy Holly To Reform

Legendary rocker Buddy Holly is to reform thanks to recent medical developments. Holly, who was killed in an air crash in 1959, has been transferred to 'Dr Frank's Stitch-Em-Up-Quick' hospital in New York where he will be pieced together...
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Funny story: (2006) Scientist discover why Blondes are "Dumb"

(2006) Scientist discover why Blondes are "Dumb"

Hollywood, Ca. - Scientist's have completed an amazing tri-city study to determine, what they are calling "The Dumbness Factor" inherent in blondes.
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Funny story: (2007) Star of "Devil wears Prada" Fingered in Mafia Ringleader Shock!

(2007) Star of "Devil wears Prada" Fingered in Mafia Ringleader Shock!

Anne Hathaway, star of "The Devil wears Prada" and more recently "Becoming Jane", is facing an extradition hearing due to her being accused of running her husband's criminal empire after he was jailed for murder.
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Funny story: (2008) Dig it

(2008) Dig it

Following on from news that his lyrics are under-attack, Robbie Williams has been banned from his favourite pastime, Gardening.
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

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